Virgin Now The Only Airline Allowed To Fly In And Out Of Bali
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The Indonesian government has today introduced another controversial new policy, banning a swathe of airlines from the popular tourist island of Bali.
The conservative government in charge of the world's third largest democracy has revealed that only Virgin Airways will be allowed to fly in and out of Denpasar airport.
This decision comes shortly after Indonesia's parliament passed...
Thousands Of Perth To Bali Flights Cancelled After Indonesia Implements Ban On Pre-Marital Sex
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Australian's aviation industry has been hit by a fresh new crisis today, with revelations that a popular flight destination is now essentially off the cards.
With years of staff culls resulting in serious logistical and operational issues, the price-gouging likes of Jetsar, Qantas and Virgin have now been rocked by revelations that Bali is under threat as a...
Streaming Services Unable To Keep Up With Audiences Ferocious Demands For Even More Jon Bernthal
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The busiest man in Hollywood is currently running at full capacity, it can be confirmed today.
Jon Bernthal, who made his name internationally as 'Shane' from Walking Dead - before appearing in about 6 or 7 new TV shows and movies for the ten years that followed, is still in hot demand.
Streaming services say that they simply cannot keep...
America Somehow Defeats A Middle Eastern Country Without Destabilising Their Democratic Process Through Illegal Military Operations
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The United States of America is celebrating a historic day today, after finally being able to successfully beat a Middle Eastern nation.
After decades and decades and trillions and trillions of dollars of trying, the home of the brave and the land of the free* has finally managed to achieve what can be described as a 'victory.'
The historic...
Egotistical Billionaire To Fix America Like That Other One Fixed Twitter
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In some exciting news for residents of the United States of America, and the world at large, Donald Trump is back baby.
The egotistical billionaire who managed to divide the nation in a manner not seen for over a century, has revealed that he's gonna have another crack at being a president.
After losing the last election in...
Report: Ya Can’t Stop An Honest Crook
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Despite a plethora of lawsuits and federal charges piling up on his desk, former President Donald Trump has today made it official that he will be back for a second run at the US Presidency in 2024.
The 76-year-old announced his candidacy moments ago during a live press conference live at Mar-a-Lago, the same resort that was raided by...
“Bro That One With The Bright Orange Sauce… That’s My Favourite” Albanese Tells Xi Jinping
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has met with Chinese President Xi Jinping at the G20 Summit, the first Australian leader to do so in six years.
Xi Jinping says he hopes Australia and China can work closer together after 'a difficult few years' between the nations - which is a polite way of saying 'We didn't appreciate Scott Morrison comments...
UK Prime Minister Liz Truss Pulls A Mal Meninga
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Liz Truss will become the shortest-serving prime minister in Britain's history after simply pulling a runner from her new duties before they even really began.While Liz Truss is not directly responsible for the death of Queen Elizabeth, there are many Brits who will never forgive the Tory party for allowing their beloved Monarch’s funeral to be hijacked by...
Heartbroken 50-Year-Old White Boy Will Be On His Knees Tonight Sayin Prayers In Da Street Lights
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I'M EDUCATED FOOL WITH MONEY ON MY MIND: Local Betoota-based Regional Product Integration Coordinator, Glenn Mealey (50) has had to take an early mark from the office today, as he mourns the passing of an artist who shaped his entire early adulthood.
This follows the news out of the US that pioneering rap artist Coolio has died aged 59.
The...
GTA VI Leak Suggests Rockstar Games Might Bringing Back The Heavily Pixelated Michelli Roadster
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SOUL MAKING, SOUND SHAKING, EARTH QUAKING: One of the most successful franchises in gaming history has this week suffered a catastrophic blow to the roll-out of their next instalment.
This comes as an anonymous hacker releases test gameplay footage of the upcoming video game Grand Theft Auto VI, in what has been described as one of the biggest leaks...