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Jetstar Passenger Nervously Laughs After Learning Aircraft Techs Are Only Paid $24 An Hour

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation has thrown support behind striking Jetstar workers today, saying people who maintain aircraft deserve to be paid a livable wage. From the captain to the cleaner, Jetstar staff are walking off the job today and the weekend in protest of their low pay...

Christmas Party Ends On High Note With Two Coworkers Discussing Their Parents’ Divorces

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of French Quarter tech professionals spent this morning scrolling through the local job listings after getting a bit too festive last night at the company Christmas Party. Dennis Roland, one of the Verntura employees currently curled up in bed on the verge of...

Grill’d Quietly Enquire With RFS About Recruiting Some Of Their Volunteer Firefighters

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Overpriced fast food joint Grill'd have discreetly contacted the Rural Fire Service today. The company responsible for ripping off workers through a bullshit 'traineeship program' they use to justify underpaying staff, have enquired with the emergency service regarding some of their volunteers. The traineeship...

Westpac Gathers Shareholders To Discuss Whether They Should Stop Funding Terrorists And Pedophiles

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Big Four Bank Westpac has today brought its shareholders in to discuss the fact they should probably stop facilitating child exploitation and terrorism. Hosting it's annual AGM, the Chairman of the Bank said the executives were very sorry for breaching anti-money laundering and counter-terrorism laws on 23 million...

Property Investors Shocked To Learn Water Restrictions Also Apply To People Like Them

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Grove septuagenarians were left gobsmacked after being fined for using a hose on a hard surface today. The Greater Betoota Area is currently under Class 4A water restrictions that prohibit the use of water on hard surfaces at all times.

Not All Bad! This Sydney Tradie Is Saving 35 Bucks A Day On Darts

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While swathes of NSW (Newcastle, Sydney And Wollongong) battle through a thick blanket of smoke, one local man is quietly revelling in the conditions. Despite the fact smoke and bushfires have affected huge parts of NSW and Queensland for months, the smoke lying over Sydney has caused quite a...

Elon Musk Unable To Confirm Or Deny Reports He’s Taking The Cyber Ute To Deni Next Year

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Be careful who you throw food dye on next year at Deni because it could be one of the most successful tech entrepreneurs in the world. Elon Musk is committed but unable to confirm that he will attend the 2020 Deniliquin Ute Muster with his...

NRL Tells Players To Head Down To Bondi Now And Squeeze In A Few Benders While No One Can See

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Earlier today, NSW Health officials recommended that Sydney residents stay indoors between 11.00am and 4.00pm if possible, as the combination of a 30-40 degree day and severe air pollution may present severe health risks for the elderly and those with respiratory issues. While dense bushfire smoke has been...

Man Finally Learns That When People Say ‘Uighurs’ They’re Not Referring To People Like Ali G

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The one thing Henry Jacob's divorced parents can agree on is the fact that they wasted countless thousands of dollars putting him through one of our town's most exclusive private schools. The 24-year-old's friends are constantly dumbfounded as they bear witness to Henry's immeasurable stupidity...

Climate Change Denying Energy Minister For Country On Fire Received Well At Climate Conference

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Angus Taylor has been treated to a rousing reception at an international Climate Change conference today. As huge parts of his home country burn or smoulder as a result of catastrophic bushfires, which experts and scientists say is exacerbated by climate change, the Australian Energy and Emissions Reduction...

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