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Tasmanian Charged With Clubbing Penguins To Death Walks Free After Saying It Was For Dark Mofo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tasmanian man who bludgeoned six penguins to death has had his sentence thrown out, after telling the courts that it was for art, and that they wouldn't understand it. Joshua Leigh Jeffrey was convicted in July of beating the penguins with a stick at Tasmania in 2016, but has since had his charges thrown out on appeal after pleading...

Libs Target Rowdy Springbok Fans In Desperate Bid To Stir Up African Gang Problem In Wentworth

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has warned Sydney's Eastern suburbs voters to think "carefully" before voting for independent candidate Kerryn Phelps, after a new poll placed her far ahead of Liberal opponent Dave Sharma. This comes as what-should-be-the-safest-Liberal-seat-in-the-country begins to indicate that it might be sick of the toxicity that saw the silver-haired saviour Malcolm Turnbull shafted by a former...

Local Woman Wishing Mechanic Could Just Rip Her Off Without The Run Around

TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact "So, you’ll probably need new brake pads, they’ve only got 7% left” “And the tread on your tires is at below 3mm, so we’ll replace all of them just to be safe” “Your wheel alignment is off, so I’ll do an electronic realignment there too” “blah blah blah blah blah, lies lies lies, I’m blatantly ripping...

Inner-City Leftie Still Furious Opera House Promoted Everest Race Which Will Take Place 4:15 PM At Randwick In Case You Didn’t Know About It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local inner-city leftie Byle Flush (29) says that he knows there's a lot more to be outraged about right now, but he still can't get over the fact that the Sydney Opera House promoted a horse race over the weekend. Byle says that while he has never stepped foot inside the iconic state-owned venue, he plans on finally visiting...

NSW Labor Leader ______ (?) Unconvincingly Announces A Position On Something

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A New South Wales politician who is not Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today revealed that he vaguely stands for something. The very-hard-to-google leader of the state's Labor Party has revealed that, while his government plans on doing nothing about the rampant stranglehold that developers and the gamblng industry has on New South Wales, he too has political ambitions. It is not...

Campsite Alpha Sets Up Ute Awning Before He Even Turns The Engine Off

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local outdoor recreation specialist, Luca Bouris (45) says he can't believe some of the amateurs getting around Lake Betoota this afternoon. "Ummm, okay. So you're gonna set up an outdoor kitchen without any soft tile jigsaw floor mates?" he laughs at his brother-in-law, he only came on this trip so his kid's could experience what it's like to go...

Kanye To Meet With Donald Trump To Help Advise White House On How To Belittle Taylor Swift

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Taylor Swift’s decision to dip her toe into the political waters may stay in the headlines for a little while longer this week, after the pop star decided to publicly state her support for the Democrats. This news comes as Chicago rapper and erratic Twitter user, Kanye West prepares to meet with President Donald Trump. Official channels are stating that...

Bachelorette Contestants More Stoked To Meet Osher Than Their Possible Future Wife

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a strange twist for the reality TV show the Bachelorette, it can be confirmed today that this season’s contestants were more excited to meet the host than their potential future partner. The show, hosted by Osher Gunsberg how has almost become revered as a cult hero, was brought to life last night as the Channel V alumni strode...

Gay-Bar Owner Worried About Losing His Business To Automation After Advances In Technology

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local gay-bar owner, Cecil Freidman, has today raised his concerns for the future, after a wave of technological advances in the gay dating sector. Gay-dating and pick up apps, just as Grindr and the popular Betoota start up RootR, are slowing trade for the iconic homosexual retreat. That and the fact that the legalisation of gay marriage has broken...

Girlfriend Talks To Mum For Like Two Hours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The maternal bond between a mother and daughter is often revered as one of the strongest ties in the modern family. So much so that the convenience of mobile phones and data plans has provided non-stop mother-daughter phone convos across the country - while TVs and nearby conversations blare around them. This was more than evident at the house of...

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