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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences that come with spending 14 hours in the direct company of a hundred complete strangers. As everyone remembers just how unpleasant microwaved food is, and just how addicted we all are the non-stop connectivity of social...

Albo Debates Whether It’s Too Soon To Drop His London Wanderlust Photo Dump on Instagram

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly at a crossroads today, as he works tirelessly to brainstorm a caption for a soon-to-be dropped Instagram post. Parked up on the couch dual screening his socials with the latest episode of House of The Dragon, Albo is hoping to light up Instagram with a photo dump of his latest travels. After...

Advice Column | 3 Simple Ways To Improve Your Rental Property Using Their Bond

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re a property baron like me, you’d know that inflation is hitting our cash flows harder than expected. Rents have not kept up with inflation over the last decade. That is the cold hard truth. As one of Australia’s foremost expert financial life advice gurus and landlord, I keep across the latest and brightest...

Opinion: After Tearing The Royals Apart, Divisive Meghan Markle Deserves To Be Treated Like Someone Who Would Frequently Catch Private Jets To A Secret Caribbean Island To Spend Time...

TERRENCE CLACKAVANEY | Nostalgic Boomer | CONTACT As our beloved Royals continues to grieve the unexpected and far too premature passing of the selfless Queen Elizabeth II, once again the world's attention turns to the conniving and sinister 'American' woman who has manipulated the unwitting and exploitable Prince Harry into turning against his family and destroying the historic and noble institution from the inside. Of...

“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will be hosting some of the most-watched football matches of the year. With the Wallabies playing a pointless but significant Bledisloe test against the New Zealand All Blacks, an ever-powerful South Sydney Rabbitohs taking on the unforgiving Penrith...

Fleet Of Japanese Ships Undertake Urgent Research Trip To Tasmania

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An armada of Japanese ships has reportedly been spotted making a beeline for the Tasmanian coast this week, after news broke of an urgent research mission. With the stranding of 230 pilot whales in Macquarie Harbour making international news, it's believed Japan's crack team of scientists had wasted little time in heading south. While a number of the...

Report: There Will Be No Further Debate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was initially thought that nn image of King Charles III would replace Queen Elizabeth II on Australia's $5 banknotes following the death of Her Majesty - However, this may no longer be the case. The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has today confirmed that options are still open for the next face of Australia's pink note. The reigning monarch...

“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that 'the sun will burn out' before the Parramatta Eels win another premiership. This comes after three long decades since the glorious Peter Sterling era, when the club looked like they were on track to become one of the most successful clubs in the history of the game. However, this trajectory was...

“Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 17-year-old car owner has today made it clear that as the owner of a car, he will not allow people to eat food in his car that he owns. Everyone was very excited to learn that Mitchy Wheeler had gotten his licence today, and no one more than him. As a self-confessed "car-lover" since his early teens, Mitchy...

Local Geography Teacher Thrilled To Learn Trusty New Balance Wheels Now A Boost To His Street Cred

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local geography teacher is strutting home from school with a skip in his step, after discovering that his choice of footwear is back in fashion. After 15 years of staying faithful to his favourite set of sandshoes, an elephant grey pair of New Balance 990’s, South Betoota High School teacher Dennis Jamsley (38) is reportedly thrilled...

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