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Sydney Councils Shocked By Structural Faults On Shit Quality High-Rises They Rushed Through

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Thousands of residents in high-rise unit blocks through South and Western Sydney have been urged to stop reporting any cracks they see or hear in the buildings. That's unless they want to see this country go through an Ireland-style housing bubble deflation and subsequent economic recession.

Study Confirms Kids Don’t Feel The Cold

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's peak scientific body has confirmed this morning that children, in particular the younger ones, do not feel the cold and will happily run around in a t-shirt no matter how freezing it is outside. The CSIRO published the paper on their website this...

Inner-City Elite Still Blaming Uneducated Country Queenslanders Instead Of Murdoch And Clive

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Now that the dust has settled from this year's election, a French Quarter man has thrown the opportunity to see the bigger picture from the result in the creek this morning, as he chooses to continue to lump blame from the shock election result upon regional Queenslanders.

Former Kings Cross DJ Totally Understands Where Hong Kong Protestors Are Coming From

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For former Sydney disc jockey, DJ Knucklebutter, the images of over 2 million protesters in the Central streets of Hong Kong brought back feelings of nostalgia. It reminded him of February 2016. When he and between 8000-10000 other Sydney youths hit the streets of the harbour city to protest...

Mate Famous For Making Appalling Decisions Announces He’s Just Bought A Jeep

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last October, Jack Stickson was in Europe after buying a ticket over there just six days before he was due to depart. He's started three different university degrees and finished none of them, thus far. Those two examples are a small selection...

This Food Photographer Once Had Dreams Of Joining Magnum Photos – Now He Dreams Of Nothing

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "I thought I could've been the next Trent Parke," he said. "But as the years crept on, I thought taking these shitty food photography jobs would only be temporary. Just something to tie me over. Then my portfolio of burger shots, breakfast photos and cocktail...

“If Only We Had Something To Protest For” Says Australian With Rapidly-Receding Personal Freedoms

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who's seemingly impressed with the size and scale of the protests currently happening in Hong Kong has sighed this morning, telling our reporters he wished Australians had something to protest over. Speaking candidly to The Advocate over lunch, Renson Peters said...

Australian Super Rugby Players Shuffled Out Of Town To Celebrate Mad Monday In Wine Country

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The majority of players from Australia's least successful major sporting code are today making the most of a well-earned offseason. With 3 of Australia's four Super Rugby team failing to make the Super Rugby finals, the Rebels, Reds and Waratahs are all currently treating their palette to some...

Man Unknowingly Receives Stamp Of Approval From Girlfriend’s Fairy Godmothers

SASCHA GREENBERG| Food | Contact A French Quarter deadshit has unwittingly passed a number of stringent tests laid out by his new girlfriend's lesbian godmothers over the weekend. Receiving the stamp of approval, Dennis Penk said he wasn't even aware he was being examined when he spoke to The Advocate this...

MasterChef Contestant Edited Out For Leaving Without Saying She’s Going To Start Her Own Thing

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Cailyn Burton, an aspiring French-Japanese fusion chef from Betoota Hills, was eager to show her family the final dish she prepared for Master Chef’s elimination round, however, she is tonight realising that her entire storyline has been cut from the show. At the beginning of tonight’s episode, celebrity chef...

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