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Instagram Creep Spewing The Summer Bikini Shots Have Been Replaced By Crook Koalas And Smoke

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the prolonged bushfire season continues to cause grief for for firefighters and rural community members, there are thousands of other Australians indirectly suffering in ways that don't make the headlines. The small town businesses that have been damaged by both fire and the lack of tourism dollars are...

McKenzie: “Me Giving Big Money To Gun Clubs In Shooters Party Heartland Was Just A Coincidence”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The key message from Bridget McKenzie's presser in Canberra this afternoon was that she really thinks the people of regional Australia are stupid enough to think it's just a coincidence her office granted money to gun clubs in Shooters Party heartland and nowhere else. McKenzie...

New Sneakers Transformed Into Old Sneakers By First Sockless Walk To The Shops

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man's classic Reeboks have taken their first steps to becoming the disgusting trotter covers they were put on this Earth to become today as their owner decided he didn't need to wear socks with them today. Speaking exclusively to The Advocate today at...

Eww! Sydney 4WD Drive Owners Wake Up To Their Cars Looking They’ve Been Off Road Or Something

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 4WD owners in the Eastern Suburbs and North Shore of Sydney have today woken up to a horrifying sight. Dirt. With a thick layer of smoke coating the city again, the drivers of luxury and ordinary 4WD's are cleaning up the wreckage from rain...

Nation Starting To Think Scotty From Marketing Isn’t That Good Mates With His God

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the climate-change-aided bushfires that started in September continue to fuck our continent from top to bottom, things have escalated to a new level today. The estimated one billion native animals that have perished since late 2019 is a number that increasingly concerned ecologists are not ready to sign...

Greek Resturant Offering Satay Bolognese Insists It Was The Greeks Who Invented Both Dishes

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Greek restaurant with over 140 separate menu items has defended claims that they're not the most authentic taverna in the Diamantina Shire. The Duke of Edinburgh Taverna in the Old City District has been an inner Betoota institution for over 60 years and...

Government To Let A Few Flights In From Wuhan To Scare Gen-Y Into Private Health Insurance

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Commonwealth is actively considering letting a couple more flights in from Wuhan this week in order to scare the nation's youth into taking out private health insurance. Wuhan is currently under lockdown amid fears the deadly 'coronavirus' is spreading in a rampant, uncontrolled manner.

Man Justifies Large Purchase Related To New Hobby By Telling Himself It Costs Less Than A Bag

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man who was once described by this newspaper as a 'degenerate drug user' has justified the purchase of a used set of golf clubs today by telling himself it cost less than a gram of cocaine. Until he was caught by police at The...

“Surely That’s Curtains?” Asks Nation After Finding Out McKenzie Gave Her Own Club A Grant

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation woke to push notifications this morning from the ABC that lead them to an article which claimed Bridget McKenzie, who's currently at the centre of controversy surrounding a $100m pre-election sports club grant slush fund, had even given a club she's a member of a giant...

Scotty From Marketing Responds To Accusations Of Corruption By Firing Up Australia Day Debate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As several high-ranking Federal cabinet ministers are refusing to stand down over claims of unethical dealings which verge on full blown corruption, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today addressed the nation's concerns. Senator Bridget McKenzie is under fire for handing out $100 million worth of community sports grant...

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