“Yeah I’m A Country Boy” Lies Former Hunter Valley Townie Who Grew Up In Front Of A Playstation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke that’s never ridden a horse has attempted to play the country boy card today as he looks to add some toughness to his otherwise soft exterior.
After studying a Bachelor of Business at the University of Newcastle, Trenton Warners-Bay (25) has found himself living in South Melbourne, after relocating to work his first job as...
“We Have These Sandwiches Back Home” Albo Tells Vietnamese Officials
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has enjoyed a taste of home while in Vietnam this week.
On the last day of his holiday, Mr Albanese enjoyed a pork roll or "Bánh mì" as they're known in Vietnam and couldn't help but tell his Vietnamese counterparts that they have these things back home.
"There's a place in...
Sunrise Desk Tips Over As Shirvo Realises The Perils Of Being On Air This Early In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs Sunrise welcomes Kochie’s new replacement, Matt ‘Shirvo’ Shirvington, the transition between hosts has unfortunately not been the easiest as Shirvo reports he wasn't quite used to such early mornings.
Seamlessly reverse parking his Mini Cooper into the Sunrise parking lot at approximately 3:30 am this morning, Shirvo told The Advocate that he was keen to show the nation...
SAS Australia To Include New Challenge Where Contestants Have To Find A Conservative Billionaire Willing To Fund A Legal Defence And Media Propaganda Machine That Silences Any Journalists Accusing...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Popular Australian war propaganda game show SAS Australia is returning to Channel Seven and 7plus in 2023! Just in time for the TV network that is desperately looking for something else to talk about!
This year, a new group of star recruits descending on one of the toughest environments faced by Special Forces operatives – the Middle East.
The stars...
Bundy Man Visiting Brissy Sighs After Being Asked For 18th Time If He Likes Drinking Rum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Bundaberg man in the big smoke has today let out a defeated sigh, after being bailed up with the same question for the 18th time.
The Kalkie born and raised Mal Langerak who is visiting a mate in the River City says he’s had enough of being asked about whether he likes a rum or two.
“And I’ve only...
Woman’s Perfectly Good Day Ruined By Noticing A Debit She Forgot To Cancel
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactA local woman today has had her day shattered after a quick log on to her online banking, where she spotted a debit she’d sworn had been cancelled.
Renee Tran was doing the daily scroll through her online banking statement when she spotted a rogue and unexplained $19.99 from a sewing pattern website she swore she cancelled...
Sydney Bloke In Brissy Accepts He Doesn’t ‘Get Origin’ After Workmate Turns Up Looking Like This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Sydney bloke who previously dismissed the entire concept of 'The Queensland Spirit' has today had to concede he was wrong.
34-year-old sales director Sam Souci, originally from Matraville, has recently relocated to Brisbane for work at a the headquarters of a major Asian-Pacific farming equipment manufacturer.
While his new life in the tropics has provided him with a...
Too Far: Climate Protestors Splash Red Paint On The Robertson Big Potato
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The war to save the world has dealt mankind a torturous blow but at what cost?
In what many are calling a step too far, climate protestors have splashed red paint on the iconic Robertson Big Potato in their latest desecration of society’s most highly esteemed pieces of culturally important art.
Standing proud in the NSW Southern Highlands for nearly...
Sydney Bloke Finds Himself Starting To ‘Get’ Origin After Moving To Northern NSW
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The unthinkable has happened in Northern NSW today as a former Sydneysider has somehow rewired his brain and might just be starting to ‘get’ Origin.
Once a local of the harbour grad, Simon Teag (44) spent the majority of his life not quite managing to get State of Origin in the way folks do further north.
Recently, Teag has found...
“Why Hasn’t Anyone Given That Ute A Parking Fine Yet?” Asks Sydney Supreme Eternal Leader Clover Moore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A ute crushed by fire and bricks has caught the ire of the harbour city's Supreme Eternal Leader Clover Moore this afternoon because it has overstayed its welcome on one of Sydney's busiest streets.
Some building burned down near the city's Central Station yesterday and every corporate johnny in the area was drawn to the...
