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Instagram Influencer Silently Removes Unaesthetic Black Tile From Instagram Profile

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As tensions in America continue to rise over the unlawful killing of yet another unarmed black man, scores of Instagram influencers have thrown their weight behind the black lives matter with a black tile. The hashtag #blackouttuesday was quickly adopted worldwide by those who wished to show their solidarity, and though millions...

Canberra Press Gallery Apologises For Disturbing Scott Morrison On His RDO

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister made a rare media appearance this afternoon and he wasn't pleased about it, he said. Scott Morrison is on a 'run-of-the-mill- public service RDO today - or Rostered Day Off for people who have to work in the real world and have...

Annastacia Lets Gladys And Dan Know There’s No Rush With That Apology, Just Whenever

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of our great state of Queensland has today let her counterparts down South know that she's thinking of them at this time. Speaking to the media this morning, Annastacia Palaszczuk explained that she's 'not super bothered,' but just whenever Daniel Andrews and Gladys Berejiklian want to...

Bloke Who’s In A Bit Of A Dry Spell Applies For A Role As Melbourne Hotel Quarantine Security Guard

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A locked-down Melbournian bachelor has today decided to try and get back on the horse. Speaking to The Advocate this morning, the man named Pete Sidebottom explained that it's been a rough few months for his love life, and he's in the midst of a bit of an El...

Annastacia Lets Gladys And Dan Know There’s No Rush With That Apology, Just Whenever

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of our great state of Queensland has today let her counterparts down South know that she's thinking of them at this time. Speaking to the media this morning, Annastacia Palaszczuk explained that she's 'not super bothered,' but just whenever Daniel Andrews and Gladys Berejiklian want to...

Kid Who Reminded Teacher About Homework Now The Type Of Adult Who Cc’s Boss In Company Emails

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s said that people can and do change for the better as they grow older, but for local woman Natasha Banks, that saying, unfortunately, does not ring true. The thirty-two-year-old office worker is alleged to have been ‘that kid’ in school, who was quick to remind the teacher that...

Bucks Party Skipper Arrives Back At Hotel On Day Two With A Tray Of Take-Away Single Shots

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Wakey wakey hands off snakey!?" shouts Wayden Barclay, the 33-year-old lunatic currently taking charge of this weekend's bucks party at Lake Betoota. With only a couple hours until the arrival of the second wave of this weekend's group of partygoers, Wayden is trying his best to re-up the energy....

Victorian Man Can Take A Joke — But Now Isn’t The Time

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In brighter times, Victoria plays host to The Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the greatest comedy festival in the world. "I love comedy," said Dudley Stephens, a Victorian man. He spoke to this masthead via Skype this afternoon. "And I...

Modern Day Steve McQueen Tries To Great Escape It From Wodonga On Yamaha YZ250

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an incredible turn of events down on the NSW/Victorian Border, a bloke named Brayden McQueen hs just managed to beat the police border check. Speaking to us from some back street of Lavington, the young man said he decided he didn't want to risk being turned back...

“An Inheritance Tax Won’t Really Help Much In My Opinion,” Says Undercover Liberal Voter

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described male feminist from our town's French Quarter has suggested that maybe an inheritance tax wouldn't be the best way to break down class and wealth barriers between Australians. This man introduced himself as Franklin H. Grant and constantly referred to himself in the...

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