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Brisbane’s Jubilee Hotel Hires Ex-SAS Contractors As Bouncers After Influx Of Ekka Bushies

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long week of hosting greater Western Queensland in their beer garden, Brisbane's iconic Jubilee Hotel has today put the foot down. With the droves of overly excitable dumb bushies rolling into town like labradors across a freshly poured slab, management at the showground's closest watering hole have...

Tragedy As Barnaby Accidently Traps And Eats Rugby Australia’s Star Media Pigeon

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With just hours until their historic showdown against the All Blacks in Auckland, preparations in the Wallabies camp have been thrown into disarray after Barnaby Joyce trapped and accidentally ate Rugby Australia's star media pigeon. The news comes after many in the media and rugby...

Victorian Commuters Torn Between Having Myki Data Stolen Or Being Bashed By Ticket Inspectors

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news out of the part of Australia where they boo black footballers, Victoria's Information Commissioner has today revealed Public Transport Victoria (PTV) breached privacy laws by releasing nearly 2 billion lines of data about everyday citizens. This means that stalkers and hackers now have access to a...

City Worker Reminded Why She Left Hometown One Snap Map Story At A Time

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local finance worker caught herself daydreaming about what life would've been like if she never left her sleepy hometown. Many questions ran through Abigail Mullens' little head. Would she be happier? Would she be richer? Or would she be poor...

Milk Crates To Fix Broken Mental Health System And Rampant Rates Of Violence Against Women

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Following the horrific incident in Sydney's CBD earlier this week, the nation has been left wondering if the versatile milk crate might come in handy in helping to prevent tragedies in the future. After the death of a young woman and the injury of another at the hands...

90% Of Beachfront Car Park Taken Up By Fully Clothed Middle Aged Blokes Just Havin A Look

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Coastal Communities Alliances for Decent Architecture of Car parks, Clubs and Artisan bakeries (ACCADACCA) has found that tourism is struggling in beach towns due to local blokes hogging the waterfront. Research has shown that a vast majority of the beachside car parks are...

Talk About A Lucky Day! This Angler Just Landed A Bluefin With A Super Valuable Ooshie Inside It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One lucky Lake Betoota fisherman is counting his blessings today after reeling in an incredible haul. In an almost too good to be true tale, the man named landed a cracking Bluefin Tuna a few hours ago, only to find that the fish had a super rare and...

Kiwi Coworker Struggling To Deal With These Unfamiliar Emotions

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Kiwi nationals and ethnically Kiwi Australians are the country are this week struggling to process the cold, hollow and downright upsetting feeling of dispair that Wallabies supporters have become very well acquainted with over the last twenty years. This comes days after the Australian rugby union side dominated New...

Classmate Who Did This With His Eyes Now In Prison

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A serial arsonist with a documented history of setting fires around our cosmopolitan desert community and who used to seek attention as a child by flipping his eyelids inside-out has received a six-year sentence in the Betoota District Court for his most recent, eleventh, arson conviction.

ScoMo Announces $500 Milion Worth Of Sandbag Funding For Pacific Island Nations Having A Go

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is travelling to the tiny island nation of Tuvalu this week to meet with leaders of other Pacific Nations. While many subjects will be broached during the leadership summit, none seem more pressing than the threat of climate change and the potential...

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