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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal woman Amy Matthews (24) recently started a new office job and is not surprised at all that the off-putting annoying guy in the office happens to be a die hard Doctor Who fan. Early signs of the devastating realisation started on her first morning in the office, a loud echo could be heard coming from the office kitchen. "Gary...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who reckons she’s been ‘cursed’ when it comes to dating has been told to have a good look at the type of blokes she keeps going for, which likely have something to do with her being chronically single, it’s reported. Taylor Hughes, 27, is alleged to have been having a whinge to her long suffering best friend...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke stands accused of having some warped priorities day, as it’s discovered he cares a lot more about maintaining lawn stripes than doing standard household chores like making the bed once in a while. Having recently purchased a small two bedroom home in the outer ridges of Betoota ponds with his wife Sarah, Steven Fortunati, 36, has...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT With the manipulated Australian property market out of reach for anyone trying to pull themselves up by their boot straps, and wage growth stalling for decades, The nation's economic divide is not lost on anyone but the wealth-hoarding boomers who once called themselves HoWarD's BaTtLeRs. Those Australians who came of age in the years after military conscription was discontinued...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is starting to think he might've bitten off more than he chew this week, after hard-launching his new Jew-Friendly rebrand in the Teal seats down south. As a multimillionaire property developer from North Brisbane's mortgage belt, the most diverse voters that Dutton has previously had to engage with over his 20 years in Federal Politics...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tech entrepreneur and part-time corporate raider Michael (Mike) Cannon-Brookes is building the world's tallest wooden structure in Sydney to put his company, Atlassian, in. Though wood is an outdated and inferior building product, Mr Cannon-Brookes told The Advocate it's all that he, and Atlassian, can afford at the moment. "I don't expect a humble newspaper editor-at-large,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Brisbane man Ken Moore (29) is letting the dogs out this weekend. It's not exactly a bucks - but all the boys are going to be in town for a mate's engagement party. With the event scheduled to start at an inner-city bowls club at midday - the wives and girlfriends understand the significance of the occasion. That...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local retiree and part-time keyboard warrior Barry Kemp, 62, has been on a relentless social media campaign in support of former U.S. President Donald Trump, despite having absolutely no personal stake in American politics.  Barry, who is often found on Facebook engaging in heated debates with strangers about topics ranging from "rigged elections" to the deep state’s secret control...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMillennials have been warned that relying on inheritance as a safety net cannot be guaranteed, with a recent expose by ABC investigations proving that the ‘great wealth transfer’ from baby boomers is likely not going to their children, but to parasitic retirement homes who rip off tenants with complex contracts and excessive exit fees. This comes as Western society...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl’s attempt to whip up a healthy meal has been thwarted today after she unknowingly garnished her meal with some toxic chemicals.    Having spent the weekend surviving on cheese boards and a late-night halal snack pack, Claire Fishbowl (28) thought she’d get back on track with a nutritious bowl of Hawaiian inspired goodness.  Pimping out a...