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McGowan Shares Secret To Crushing Spicy Cough: “First, Be The Most Isolated City On Earth.”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian wanted some tips on destroying the pangolin's wrath, she should look no further than our nation's West, says the state's de facto leader Mark McGowan. West Australian Premier Mark McGowan, a former Coff Harborian who after a stint in the...

PM Faces Criticism For Not Cutting Holiday Short As McCormack Fire Rages Out Of Control

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is facing criticism today for not cutting his family holiday short as Canberra grapples with an out-of-control fire. Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack has been lighting spot fires that nobody has been able to put out, a job usually left to the...

McCormack Doubles Down And Compares High School Climate Protests To Capitol Hill Insurrection

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Acting Prime Minister has today done his best to replicate the bumbling efforts of the man he's filling in for. This comes after National's Leader and fill in Michael McCormack today compared the 2019 School Climate Strike to the Capitol Hill Insurrection. "The...

Bloke Who Yells At The Sky Re-Emerges As Most Competent Person To Lead Nationals

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has reemerged as the most competent person to lead the National Party today after current leader Michael McCormack compared civil rights protests to what happened inside the US Capitol Building last week. The former Deputy Prime Minister enjoys...

Sus Bloke Who Blocked Release Of Documents About His Overseas Trips Accuses Twitter Of Censorship

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the sussest blokes in Australian parliament has today continued to attack Twitter for 'censorship.' George Christensen has slammed the private media company Twitter for its permanent suspension of Donald Trump's account, claiming that the attempt to stop their platform from being used to incite violence is...

Office Pom Who’s Been Here For 20 Years Asked If He’s Thankful To Be Here And Not In London

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A token office Pom revealed to The Advocate today that for the past year, he's been asked by locals if he's thankful to have had the chance to ride the spicy cough pandemic out here in Australia, rather than his native London. Maurice Clockhouse, of...

Canberra Reopens To Brisbane, In Case Anybody Cares

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chief Minister of the ACT and the person who gives him medical advice has declared the capital open to people from Brisbane again - in case anybody cares. "People from Brisbane can come and visit Canberra from tomorrow," said the ACT's de facto leader,...

Search Continues For People Who Feel Sorry University Sector Struggling Without International Students

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The search is continuing this morning for those in our fragile society that give a fuck about universities having a hard time because they don't have any international student cash cows to milk thanks to this spicy cough going 'round. One person who does care...

Hollywood Comes Up With Funny Idea To Put The Rock And Kevin Hart In Same Movie Hehe

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Here comes trouble! Hollywood executives have decided to dish up some mismatched antics that will get the whole family laughing before anyone has said one line of dialogue. Although some have called for his resignation, producer Herman Marigold has been heralded as a genius after casting...

Joe The Cameraman Called Out Of Retirement To Take The Fall For Warnie’s Latest Gaffe

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sensational sporting comeback, a much loved Aussie figure is set to return to the limelight this weekend. Following a big gaffe from the cricket world yesterday, Joe The Cameraman is set to return to the fold. Two decades after shooting to prominence...

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