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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Tourism Office has announced a new promotional event designed to attract global attention. Jake the Muss, a legendary figure in New Zealand culture, will face off against American social media star and boxer Jake Paul in a fight to be held in the carpark of the East Tamaki Tavern on March...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In case you haven't been waking up in the early hours of the morning to witness Australia's international rugby union renaissance, you might not yet know that the Wallabies are back! This comes after the Green and Gold dealt Wales yet another L to add to their worst losing run in the country's 143 year rugby history. However, while Wales...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With two Grand Final losses in three years - and a NSW fanbase demanding returns on their decision to switch-codes, the Sydney Swans are in crisis today. This comes after the Wallabies launched what looks to be a Rugby Union renaissance with one of their most glorious wins over England at Twickenham. After 85 minutes of champagne football, where everyone...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand has arguably achieved the most emphatic, historic and unbelievably impressive Test series win in modern cricketing history and for one local Kiwi, that's pretty cool, he guesses. For the next few weeks, one of the estimated 118 inhabitants of New Zealand's South Island is living in Betoota studying buttermilk production at the Diamantina...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Leading Saudi officials have defended harsh accusations regarding the construction of their stadiums by Western observers. A prominent global tech firm has produced a 39-page document in collaboration with FIFA, the world football governing body, claiming that the Saudi government will use AI robots to build stadiums for the 2034 World Cup. This claim has been vigorously denied by the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's entire boxing scene is completely reliant on middle aged mothers, it can be confirmed. This may come as a surprise to actual boxing fans, who thought boxing gyms were able to stay afloat with a percentage of the winnings that get brought home by the fighters they train. But that isn't necessarily the case. While the competitive side of...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today. For the first time in over two years, the world has a seen a Father/Son duo set foot on the same playing surface to play some sport. The undisputed GOAT LeBron James today added another incredible achievement to the list, by playing...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT High profile rugby league convert, Joseph-Aukuso Suaalii has been picked for the Wallabies before playing one game of professional rugby union. The former Sydney Rooster's NRL star was included in Joe Schmidt's squad of 34 players named on Tuesday, ahead of a high-pressure Spring Tour of Europe. It is believed the 21-year-old impressed coaching staff at last week's training camp...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A Mercedes Benz G-class is sitting idle outside Hamer Hall tonight, as it stands by for a discreet drop-off. Whilst the NRL Grand Final party begins to kick off some 900kms north in Sydney, it’s alleged* some quiet operations are happening down in Victoria, as the Melbourne Storm begin to cover up any...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for the Australian film industry, Baz Luhrmann has reportedly just finished the screenplay of his next Australiana epic, “From The Area”. Inspired by the Penrith Panther’s incredible four-peat of premiership wins, it’s understood the Academy Award nominated director has been working on the script all season, and was last night able to give the...