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Rest Of The World Tells Japan To Just Give Us The 100 Metres And Fuck Everything Else Off

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the desperate need for a few wins in the midst of this pandemic, the rest of world has today finally snapped while witnessing the Japanese government bumbling through the final dash towards pulling off the Tokyo Summer Olympics. This follows the news that positive tests have been recorded among the South African athletes, which have sparked fears for...

Sydney Dad Really Struggling Through Lockdown With Only Wimbledon, Le Tour, Wallabies, Origin, Euros, NBA Finals, UFC, Boomers, Opals, British Open, AFL And The NRL On TV

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has just wrapped up the 11am daily press conference, in which she announced that her state has recorded 98 new active cases, of which 20 were infectious in the community. With stricter lockdown measures being placed on the South-West corridor of Sydney, and a city-wide ban on all construction work - the Premier says it...

V’Landys Spices Up 2021 Origin Series And Orders Refs To Call A ‘Next-Try-Wins’ At 80th Minute

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you thought the blow-out point margins were exciting, wait until you see what the NRL has in store for you tonight. Tonight's game III State of Origin match is no longer a 'dead rubber' - after Peter V'Landys ordered refs to wait until the 80th minute to decide who wins the series. This isn't the only last minute changes...

Leichhardt Residents Forced To Let Off Flares Indoors While Celebrating Azzurri In Lockdown

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Italy's win against England on penalties at the final of the European Championship has seen days of celebrations amongst the nation's far-flung global diaspora. As usual, Australia's Italian community were some of the most excitable, as they braved the winter darkness to watch the brave Gli Azzurri defy the media narrative that it was coming home. Melbourne's Little Italy of...

Football Not Really Keen On Coming Home: “Have You Been To The Fucking Amalfi Coast, Bruv?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you have been unlucky enough to be exposed to an English person in the last 48 hours, you would be very aware of that there is a slight chance of it coming home. And by 'it's coming home' they mean football, as the entire British diaspora lay claim to inventing the fairly basic concept of kicking a rolling...

Report: Not A Bad NAIDOC

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite most of the major NAIDOC events and rallies around Australian being cancelled due to social distancing, the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander community have this week still managed to showcase black excellence on the world stage. With Ash Barty securing her place in the Wimbledon final overnight, Bam Bam Tuivasa fighting on the heavyweight undercard before Conor McGregor...

Maroons Say NSW Outbreak Far Too Risky To Host Game III In Newy, Demands NRL Abandon Series

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SCRAP IT, DOESN'T COUNT: The QLD Maroons have shared their grave concerns with the media over player safety in the midst of the Sydney outbreak today. Queensland captain Daly Cherry-Evans and Coach Paul Green say after intense discussions amongst staff and QRL executives, the squad is calling for the NRL to abandon the 2021 series because it's just far...

48-year-Old Groundsman Working At Kogarah Oval Told To Keep Next Weekend Free

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THIS IS YOUR SHOT OLD BOY: A late-40s former legend of NSW bush league has been informed today that he might be getting his belated start in the NRL next week. This follows the news that the St George-Illawarra Dragons have lost an entire NRL side to suspensions and contract breaches on Saturday night, in a rugby league scandal...

Report: Don’t Write Off Toowoomba Boys

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE GARDEN CITY SNIPER: A raw-boned Darling Downs fighter has stepped up this week to take on Aussie boxing champ Tim Tszyu in Newcastle tomorrow night, after a last minute withdrawal from Michael Zerafa Promoters hardly had to scramble to find a suitable replacement for Zerafa in the fight night that has been dubbed 'Tszyucastle' - with Toowoomba boy...

Scotty’s ‘Bloke Advisor’ Prepares State Of Origin Flashcards So PM Can Learn The Player Names

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister's Bloke Advisor has made up a few flashcards for the Bigfella-in-Chief today so he can learn all the player names before Sunday's Origin game II. Scott Morrison is still in quarantine this week, after a pointless little jaunt to the UK earlier this month to get photographed alongside Joe Biden and Boris...

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