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Australian Who Spent 4 Minutes Teaching Kids How To Ski In Whistler Has Been Waiting For This

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Raptors baby!" shouted local graphic designer, Declan Washer on his way into the office this morning. "We did it!" "Kawhi my a river!" While this newfound fandom may seem uncharacteristic for Deccers, it also isn't a rare occurence in workplaces around Australia this...

Will Chambers Set To Get First Decent Night’s Sleep In 18 Months

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In breaking news out of Melbourne, it's been confirmed tonight that Queensland centre Will Chambers is set to get his first decent night's sleep in well over a year. This comes after NSW Blues Coach Brad Fittler dropped explosive centre Latrell Mitchell for the upcoming all-important Game Two next...

Gus Gould Says He Has No Option But To Lace Up The Sandshoes And Replace Latrell At Centre

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of this morning, NSW Blues coach Freddy Fittler has finally got his hands on the final piece to the puzzle. As our boys in Maroon carry the momentum of their Game I win to Perth, The Blues have moved 21-year-old Latrell Mitchell to the bench.

Bondi Falls Silent As Brazilians Take Sam Kerr’s Advice And Sucks On That

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The southern beachside suburb of Bondi has today fallen silent, after the incredible Matildas' victory in the World Cup overnight. Despite the Matildas falling behind to Brazil 2-0 early, the Australians managed to claw their way back to an amazing 3-2 victory against one of the heavyweights of...

Rugby Australia Offer AFL Access To Their Innovative Crowd Behaviour Management Policy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In an incredible code crossover, the Rugby Australia (RA) has today offered it's services to the AFL. The move comes as the AFL grapples with it's crowd management problems, including the backlash from some corners for a crackdown on fan behaviour and the almost weekly handbags thrown in...

Ipswich Relieved To Finally Have Someone To Brag About

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland's Western Corridor is still celebrating this afternoon, three days after their golden-child Ash Barty won her first grand slam at 23 years' old. Born in raised in the 'Swich, Barty has today given the locals a household name to trot out whenever they brag about home.

Tuivasa Tells Confused American Reporters He’s Gonna Ashbay That Uckenfay Untscay Eadhay In

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Sydney's greatest UFC export appears supremely confident ahead of his next bout against Blagoy Ivanov at UFC 238 in Chicago this weekend. Tai 'Bam Bam' Tuivasa is just one of many fighters from the area making waves in the UFC, however with a colourful Instagram and a...

Walters Not At All Surprised By The Expected Win Over Inferior Non-Queenslander Opposition

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new and improved Kevin Walters has front media today to explain that last night's win did nothing for him, as he expected it, because Queensland were by far the better team. Queensland came from behind to claim 18-14 win over New South Wales in Brisbane for Game I,...

Retired Billy Slater Sensationally Wins Man Of The Match For Origin Game One

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Queensland great Billy Slater has sensationally been awarded Man Of The Match in the wake of Game One of State of Origin this evening. In an incredible turn of events for the ex Melbourne Storm Fullback, Slater was called up on stage to be presented with the...

Uncle Tony X Joins His Koori Brothers In Boycotting Pre-Origin National Anthem

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian Prime Minister and respected Northern Beach elders, Uncle Tony Abbott has this evening backed backed fellow Indigenous Blues players Cody Walker, Josh Addo-Carr and Latrell Mitchell in their decision to stand silent during the national anthem. Walker and Addo-Carr have been vocal this week in saying Advance Australia Fair does...

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