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Victorian Who Helped Boo Australian Of Year Into Retirement Disgusted By English Cricket Fans

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Melbournian who did his bit to boo an Australian of the Year and two time Brownlow Medalist into retirement, has lashed out 'disrespectful' English fans today. This comes after pockets of the English crowd at Lords Cricket Ground booed Steve Smith as he returned to bat following...

Report: Maybe The Umpire Was A Fucken Tool, Bro

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Canberra tennis star Nick Kyrgios edges nearer to the record of over $250,000 in ATP fines for on court behaviour, he has officially transitioned from superbrat to loveable bad boy in the eyes of Australian audiences. While our sports-obsessed nation has for a long time claimed to love...

Michael Cheika Confident James O’Connor Will Have All 7 Chakras Aligned In Time For Saturday

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2019 Bledisloe Cup is 24 hours away from being clinched by the babies in gold, as the Wallabies attempt to win at Eden Park for the first time since 1986. A record 47-26 victory over the All Blacks last weekend may appear to be vindication for a lot...

All Blacks Name Traditional 15 Man Team For First Time In Nearly A Decade

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from across the ditch, the All Blacks have named their team for the Bledisloe decider this weekend. Sensationally, for the first time in well over a decade, the All Blacks have only named 15 players, rather than the customary 16 players they normally do....

Kiwi Coworker Struggling To Deal With These Unfamiliar Emotions

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Kiwi nationals and ethnically Kiwi Australians are the country are this week struggling to process the cold, hollow and downright upsetting feeling of dispair that Wallabies supporters have become very well acquainted with over the last twenty years. This comes days after the Australian rugby union side dominated New...

Israel Folau’s Lawyer Turns Up Late To Opening Day of Court Proceedings After Printer Troubles

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In an awful start to his attempt to sue Rugby Australia for $10 million and have his contract re-instated, Israel Folau and his lawyer turned up late this morning. Bumbling into Melbourne's Federal Circuit Court earlier, the pair hurriedly apologised to the Judge for their poor punctuality and...

“It’s Coming Home” Says Brisbane

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rules Football is set to return home to the town that made the game, Brisbane. That's according to the Brisbane Lions' 91-point win over Gold Coast on Saturday night, where they showed the newest Queensland club who really is the boss. Fans are beginning to...

Izzy Deletes IG Day Before Trial After Lawyers Explain It’s Not Only God Who Can Judge Him

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Less than 24 hours before Israel Folau kicks off his legal proceedings against Rugby Australia, his Instagram and Twitter accounts have been taken down. This comes after Israel Folau's lawyers finally managed to explain to the controversial footballer that it's actually not just god who can judge him....

Suburban Rugby League Club’s Team Song Has An F-Bomb In It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The light industrial suburbs of Windorah can be a tough place to grow up. So tough, apparently, that even their local rugby league team is able to get away with a team song that includes quite visual references to sexual intercourse as well as full blown f-bombs.

Stretch Of Highway Between Nerang And South Tweed To Be Renamed Spoon Coast

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The coastal city soon to be formally known as the Gold Coast looks set to get a facelift this year. Boasting roughly a million residents, the region that stretches from the tweed to South Brisbane is set to be renamed the Spoon Coast, and have a giant spoon...

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