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NRL Finally Settles On A Region For Expansion Club: The Area-Between-Brissy-And-Mackay Dolphins

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After what looks to have been a immoveable gridlock between heritage and marketing, the NRL has today finally acknowledged the region that the competition's 17th team will represent in the national competition. The successful bid for entry into the NRL was put forward by the historic Queensland rugby league franchise 'The Redcliffe Dolphins' - who are based out Brisbane's...

NRL Bring Mark Minichiello, Prince And Rogers Out Of Retirement To Launch Yet Another QLD Club

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a rare turn of events, The NRL has decided against inventing a new franchise out of thin air and decided to bump up an existing team to enter the competition in 2023. Yesterday, the iconic Queensland rugby league club, The Redcliffe Dolphins received confirmation that they have been awarded a licence to become the NRL's 17th team. Veteran...

Wayne Bennett Overtakes The Bee Gees As Redcliffe’s Biggest Claim To Fame

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to the Queensland State Media, rugby league's greatest ever coach has reportedly agreed to a multi-year deal with the Dolphins. This comes hours after the news that the Dolphins had won the bid process to be granted the league’s 17th franchise. It is being reported that Wayne Bennett has agreed to a three-year deal with the new Redcliffe-based NRL...

V’landys Introduces Redcliffe To NRL Fans: “It’s Basically QLD’s Cronulla But Not As White”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL has today revealed the new team that will join the league in 2023 will be The Dolphins, a storied rugby league club from Brisbane's northern bayside suburb of Redcliffe. The addition of the 17th team will mean the season will expand from 24 to 26 rounds, with the the long-awaited 'Brisbane 2nd team' beating rival bids from...

Report: Fuck This Bloke Is A Dribbler

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone who doesn't have millions of dollars worth of franking credits to protect have today confirmed that Paul 'Aldi Alan' Murray is an absolute dribbler. That's according to a survey of Australians who have had the great displeasure of walking in the living room while their grandparent's are being handfed state propaganda by a whingeing Sydney toff who lives...

Benji Calls Retirement Outside Balmain Aged Care Facility Now Home To Rest Of 2005 Tigers Side

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the dust settles on the 2021 NRL season and the final two teams left standing slowly wrap up their benders, an NRL Icon has kept the news cycle churning. 2005 NRL Champion Benji Marshall has finally called time on his illustrious career, announcing the move alongside some of his former teammates this afternoon. Speaking out the front...

Brian To’o Plays 80 Minutes Of Football With An Engagement Ring In His Jocks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In another twist to the Penrith fairytale last night, it seems that Panthers winger Brian To'o actually played for 80 minutes with 10x5cm suede ring box in his underpants. Moments after defeating the Rabbitohs 14-12 in the neck-and-neck grand Final, To'o rushed to the sideline to propose to his partner Sala Moesha Crichton-Ropati was sitting. With blood dripping down his...

Gus’s 11 Year Plan Finally Comes Off

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 11 years after laying out the roadmap, Gus Gould's plan has come good. The Penrith Panthers have done it For The Area and won their club a premiership. After 80 minutes of thrilling, Origin-level footy, the boys from the west beat the Bunnies 14-12 in the decider. The huge win comes 11 years after Gus outlined his 5-year...

Wayne Tells Rabbitohs That In Any Fight, It’s The Guy Who’s Willing To Die Who’s Gonna Win That Inch

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just minutes away from the 2021 NRL Grand Final, and countless fairytales are on the line. Will the Penrith Panthers take home the silverware in their second premiership decider appearance or will they experience the same heartbreak as last year. Or will the South Sydney sentimentalism take control. Adam Reynolds, the son of a street sweeper from Redfern, will depart his...

Cody Walker Suddenly Has 40,000 New Cousins As He Fills Hole Left by Koori Knock-Out Cancellation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WALKER'S ON: Rabbitohs star Cody Walker is today carrying the black excellence rugby league on his back, after 40,000 Indigenous football fans looks for someone to cheer on as they begin to experience withdrawals from the cancellation of the 2021 Koori Knock Out. It was announced in August this year that Knock Out would be cancelled for the second...

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