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Report: Why Are There Cameras In There Anyway?

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Five rounds back after the COVID-19 hiatus and the NRL has delivered over a month of on-field action as a side dish to the off-field action that takes place directly off-field. Televised footage of Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith giving a pep talk to the homesick side he just...

Aww! Cat Did The Nose Boop Thing!

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local house cat has today wrapped an entire Betoota Heights family household around his little paw, by performing the cutest displays of kitty affection - the nose boop! Leonard the tabby, is alleged to have joined the Benson family as they watched TV in the living room, where he quickly got...

Broncos Under Fire From Fans For No Longer Being Made Up Of 80% Of The Queensland Origin Side

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in the history of the NRL, the Brisbane Broncos fans are being forced to appreciate that some clubs can go decades without a premiership. The once-great club sits just above the Doggies on the Premiership ladder with a 2-5 record, following Saturday's ultimate humiliation in...

Report: Australian Liverpool Fan In Heaven Right Now

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota's Flight Path District, local woman Natalie Truong is in heaven right now. The lifelong Matilda's and Liverpool fan said this Friday is one like no other. "YNWA," she said triumphantly over a scalding long black at her desk...

“I Wouldn’t Be Offended If I Got Called A Chimp” Says White 70-Year-Old Collingwood Fan

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Derek Wilson has today lived up to his namesake. The 70-year-old semi-retired plumber and Collingwood fan did so by telling a couple of old boys at the pub that he 'wouldn't have a problem if someone called him a chimp.' The nonsensical comment came...

Fox Sports Writers Interrogate Redfern Cafe Owner To Find Out What Latrell Had For Breakfast

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Ok. Ok. Ok!" shouted the cafe worker. "Ok! I'll talk" It took a bit longer than they expected, but he broke. The Fox Sports Latrell Mitchell Department got what they needed. After a full morning scouring the streets of Redfern looking for the 'Redfurnace' cafe.

Essendon Reveal This Positive Test Result Is A Cakewalk Compared To What They’re Used To

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the AFL tries to come to terms with a player testing positive to the Covid, the club at the centre of the drama has asked the sporting world to 'just chill out a bit.' The Essendon Bombers revealed on Saturday that a player had tested positive, putting the...

Nation Asks Peter V’Landys If He’s Got The Time To Single-Handedly Save Cricket Australia Too

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although Peter V'Landys' plate already looks as full as a front-rower's at a buffet, it's reportedly set to get even more piled up in the near future. Following the news that Cricket Australia has decided to move on CEO Kevin Roberts after an interesting couple of years, it...

AFL Teams Forget How To Play Footy Without Stadiums Full Of Obese Men Telling Them What To Do

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has confirmed this morning that it is currently working around the clock to fix the issue of crowdless stadiums. This followed a weekend of empty stadiums, with the slight exception of a thousand or so at the Adelaide Oval, which left the games players directionless and...

Fox Sports Replaced Buzz Rothfield With Old Drunk From The Pub And No One Even Noticed

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fox Sports has pulled off an 'EPIC' prank it can be revealed today. Speaking exclusively to The Advocate a producer from the sports media outlet explained that they actually just sent out a random old codger from the pub to speak on the NRL 360 program last night in the...

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