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Sausage Dogs Great In Theory

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the PETA has found that the adorable sausage dog is much more likely to be enjoyed as an idea, not necessarily as a reality. The dachshund, also known as the sausage dog or wiener dog is a short-legged, long-bodied, hound-type dog breed. They may be...

America Considering Strict Ban On Public Places

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After dozens of people were gunned down across two mass shootings over the weekend, pressure is on Congress to address this bizarre 40-year-old trend of people walking into public places with military-grade weapons and shooting people until they themselves are either shot or sentenced to life in prison. The...

Heavily Armed Neo-Nazi Taken Down By Off-Duty Thoughts And Prayers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Off-duty thoughts and prayers came to the rescue on this morning in middle America, after an extremist neo-nazi began shooting indiscriminately at a crowd of innocent people in a public place. According to Fox News, 28-year-old Wyatt Maga tried to rush past security at the door of prominent...

Americans Looking Forward To Invasion Of Iran Putting An End To All These Mass Shootings

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The United States of America has confirmed today that they can't wait to kick things off with the Islamic Republic of Iran. The Home of the Brave and the Land of The Free are reportedly keen as to tee off on the uppity Middle Eastern country in an...

Report: Chinese Trolls Having A Field Day Right Now

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT It can be confirmed today, that Chinese trolls on social media are having a field day right now. This comes as a doping scandal rocks the Australian Swimming Team. It was revealed in the last 24 hours that Australian swimmer Shayna Jack had failed...

Photos Released Of The Prison A$AP Rocky Is Currently Being Held In

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In news from the Scandinavian country of Sweden, photos of the prison American rapper A$AP Rocky is currently being held in, have been released today. In a weird twist to what's becoming a diplomatic row, the photos released by the Swedish Government today reveal that the popular artist...

Western Society Now Dictated By Blokes Who Look Like An Uncle That Starts Shit At Christmas

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Boris Johnson has been named the next British Prime Minister in what has been described as another much-needed win for husky guys who don't know how to dress that well. Johnson become the most recent winner in the UK's revolving door leadership coups, after knocking off Foreign Secretary Jeremy...

Dastyari Wondering If He Needs To Start Getting Involved In This Mack Horton Sun Yang Thing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Labor Party Spokesperson on Chinese Affairs, Sam Dastyari has today made a few phone calls. The exiled former Labor Senator did so in order to ascertain whether his connections with Chinese Business Leaders and the Chinese Communist Party want him to get involved with the current sports...

Hollywood Celebrates 50th Anniversary Of Their Greatest Achievement Yet

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Hollywood, the home of the US film industry is today basking in its own glow. This comes as the world celebrates the 50th Anniversary of the Moon Landing. Released in 1969 the full-length feature film, was received to world acclaim with hundreds of millions...

President Trump Condemned For Offensive Cronulla-Bumper-Sticker-Like Tweets

President Trump is being condemned by colleauges from both the Democratic and Republican parties for using social media to share offensive vitriol that most Australians would consider to quite a common rhetoric usually seen on bumper stickers in the Sutherland Shire and similar coastal towns of Australia. The House of Representatives on Tuesday passed...

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