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Bring Back Traditional Masculinity: Why Are Straight Men Acting Like Queens In The Workplace?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The woke agenda has officially gone too far this week, after new reports that straight men are being forced to act like Queens in order to find work. This news has been relayed globally, as the war on 'traditional masculinity' creeps into both military ranks and cultural institutions right across the Western World. Once upon a time, men were allowed...

Prince Andrew: “You… You Promise You’ll Look After Me Too Won’t You Charlie?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest-ever reign of monarch, that of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor died Thursday at Balmoral Castle, her estate in Scotland. She was 96. The palace issued a statement about 6.30 p.m. local time - triggering an outpouring of mournful tributes from billions. Her eldest son and heir, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, immediately became King...

Remembering The Queen: She Survived WWII, The IRA, The Sex Pistols… But Boris Was Too Much

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queen Elizabeth II has died at the age of 96, Buckingham Palace has announced. In even more shocking news: her eldest son, Charles, is now King. Buckingham Palace released a statement just after 6:30pm on Thursday local time (3:30am Friday AEST), confirming the Queen had died at her Balmoral estate in the Scottish Highlands. The next in line to the throne,...

Former Defence Minister Chris Pyne Says Things Are Absolutely Fine Between Him And Harry Styles

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian Defence Minister Christopher Pyne has today officially denied any rumours surrounding tabloid media's obsession with an alleged falling out between himself and British heart-throb singer/actor Harry Styles. This follows news that there is a growing rift between the two titans of the arts, which is believed to have stemmed from some 'bad vibes' during recent interviews at...

Finnish PM Faces Heavy Criticism For Dancing When She Could’ve Been Starting Wars Or Something

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The international community is this week taking a moment to reflect on how lucky they actually do have it. This follows the disgraceful saga that the Finnish PM Sanna Marin has found herself caught in, where she seemed to dance, with her friends, at a party, on over the course of a whole night... Notable enough to land...

António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global. With revelations emerging over the last couple of days regarding Scott Morrison's secret new jobs, it can now be confirmed that he also made himself the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Scotty has refused to...

Calls For Jerry Springer To Come Out Of Retirement To Grill This Bald Headed Clown On TikTok

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are lucky enough not to have come in contact with the latest flash-in-the-pan misogynist to go viral on TikTok, you might not be familiar with the newest wave of controversial opinions currently infecting the brains of young men who don't know how to talk to women. Andrew Tate, a former 'mixed martial arts expert' who has recorded...

Recent News Spurs Dad To Finally Join Daughters For Household’s 182,134th Screening Of Grease

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having every single song permanently seared into brain for all of eternity, young father Dale Shannaghan (39) has never sat down to watch the hit musical Grease with his two young daughters from start to finish. That's to not say he's never watched this timeless film before. As an early millennial, the timeless love story between Danny and Sandy...

Recently-Single Pete Davidson Reportedly Already Rooting Both Cher And Susan Sarandon

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US tabloids are in overdrive this week, as entertainment reporters rush to get the scoop on which absolute smokeshow Pete Davidson has landed as a rebound. This follows the news that the 28-year-old American comedian had split up with LA socialite Kim Kardashian (41) after nine months of dating. Fans of both comedy and TV shows about rich people had...

Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy. The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and the land of the free has revealed how he plans to de-escalate the situation with China. Biden says he will pump a few hundred million dollars into producing the long-awaited fourth installment in the Rush...

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