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Heartbroken 50-Year-Old White Boy Will Be On His Knees Tonight Sayin Prayers In Da Street Lights

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I'M EDUCATED FOOL WITH MONEY ON MY MIND: Local Betoota-based Regional Product Integration Coordinator, Glenn Mealey (50) has had to take an early mark from the office today, as he mourns the passing of an artist who shaped his entire early adulthood. This follows the news out of the US that pioneering rap artist Coolio has died aged 59. The...

GTA VI Leak Suggests Rockstar Games Might Bringing Back The Heavily Pixelated Michelli Roadster

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SOUL MAKING, SOUND SHAKING, EARTH QUAKING: One of the most successful franchises in gaming history has this week suffered a catastrophic blow to the roll-out of their next instalment. This comes as an anonymous hacker releases test gameplay footage of the upcoming video game Grand Theft Auto VI, in what has been described as one of the biggest leaks...

Prince Andrew Really Missing His A-Team Right Now

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday's funeral for Queen Elizabeth II marks one of the biggest television events of the decade, on top of the hundreds of thousands of Brits who crowded the streets of London to witness the Monarch's final procession The Royal send-off has seen the biggest-ever gathering of senior dignitaries, with more than 500 kings, queens, prime ministers and presidents travelling...

Leonardo DiCaprio Mixes Things Up And Goes For A Cougar

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Famous actor Leonardo DiCaprio has set gossip columnists' tongues wagging today, after reportedly shacking up with someone old enough to be a mother. The Academy Award winner has apparently been spotted cozying up with supermodel Gigi Hadid, after moving on from his previous girlfriend Camila Morrone. However, while the American has a long and storied history of dating...

Bring Back Traditional Masculinity: Why Are Straight Men Acting Like Queens In The Workplace?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The woke agenda has officially gone too far this week, after new reports that straight men are being forced to act like Queens in order to find work. This news has been relayed globally, as the war on 'traditional masculinity' creeps into both military ranks and cultural institutions right across the Western World. Once upon a time, men were allowed...

Prince Andrew: “You… You Promise You’ll Look After Me Too Won’t You Charlie?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest-ever reign of monarch, that of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor died Thursday at Balmoral Castle, her estate in Scotland. She was 96. The palace issued a statement about 6.30 p.m. local time - triggering an outpouring of mournful tributes from billions. Her eldest son and heir, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, immediately became King...

Remembering The Queen: She Survived WWII, The IRA, The Sex Pistols… But Boris Was Too Much

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queen Elizabeth II has died at the age of 96, Buckingham Palace has announced. In even more shocking news: her eldest son, Charles, is now King. Buckingham Palace released a statement just after 6:30pm on Thursday local time (3:30am Friday AEST), confirming the Queen had died at her Balmoral estate in the Scottish Highlands. The next in line to the throne,...

Former Defence Minister Chris Pyne Says Things Are Absolutely Fine Between Him And Harry Styles

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian Defence Minister Christopher Pyne has today officially denied any rumours surrounding tabloid media's obsession with an alleged falling out between himself and British heart-throb singer/actor Harry Styles. This follows news that there is a growing rift between the two titans of the arts, which is believed to have stemmed from some 'bad vibes' during recent interviews at...

Finnish PM Faces Heavy Criticism For Dancing When She Could’ve Been Starting Wars Or Something

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The international community is this week taking a moment to reflect on how lucky they actually do have it. This follows the disgraceful saga that the Finnish PM Sanna Marin has found herself caught in, where she seemed to dance, with her friends, at a party, on over the course of a whole night... Notable enough to land...

António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global. With revelations emerging over the last couple of days regarding Scott Morrison's secret new jobs, it can now be confirmed that he also made himself the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Scotty has refused to...

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