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WrestleMania 2019 Overshadowed By Heavily Manufactured Plot Twists In MAFS Finale

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world's biggest event in the wrestling calendar has today been overshadowed by a humble Australian reality television show. Vince McMahon and the WWE have had their signature event Wrestlemania, now in it's 35th edition, overshadowed by the heavily produced and scripted program masquerading as a 'social experiment'...

Local Man On Bucks Party In Vegas Pleads The 5th On Phone Call Back Home

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Nathan Jones has surprised his girlfriend this afternoon by referencing the United States Constitution instead of answering her simple question. It’s believed Bridget Watts, Nath’s girlfriend, simply asked him how the buck’s party was that he is attending. It’s believed that at this point he...

World Somehow Only Now Realising Michael Jackson Was A Bit How Ya Goin

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The whole world for some reason only now starting to think that world famous pop star Michael Jackson might've been a bit suss. This comes after the documentary Leaving Neverland was incrementaly screened to different countries across the globe, and furiously pirated in Australia. Radio stations...

PETA Criticises SnapChat For Perpetuating Offensive Stereotype That Dogs Are Basic

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically in North Wet Queensland this month, PETA are back in the headlines today with a new pointless campaign that stops just short of allowing domestic and farm animals the right to vote. Today, they...

Australia’s Place In The World Reconfirmed After Video Of Snake Eating Something Goes Viral Again

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If Australians thought they were changing their country’s perception on the world stage, a recent video of a snake eating something twice its size has knocked it back again.   The video in question sees a python, and not even a big one by Australian standards, launch itself from...

Trump To Declare National Emergency To Fund Construction Of Giant Rahul Dravid Along Border

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news coming out of the home of the brave and the land of the free, President Donald Trump has announced that he's set to declare a National Emergency. The White House has confirmed that Trump will sign a border security bill declaring a national emergency to try...

Elon Musk Calls Hakeem al-Araibi’s Lawyers Pedos After They Refused His Offers Of Assistance

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Elon Musk has weighed into another South-East Asian drama, this time trying to intervene in the case of soccer player Hakeem al-Araibi. After being snubbed by al-Araibi's legal team, tech entrepreneur Musk took to social media today to call the lawyers a bunch of 'pedos.'

Paris Hilton Reportedly Willing To Give It Another Shot With Millsy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American heiress and cosmetics billionaire Paris Hilton has today been quoted in some soulless Hollywood magazine with talk or reigniting the flame with her 'one true love'. She is, of course, talking about Australian heart throb socialite and the inspirational pantsman known as Robert 'Millsy' Mills - who changed...

Report: Probably Could’ve Kept That One To Yourself Liam

VERI RASHANAL | Opinion | CONTACT Actor Liam Neeson faces a barrage of criticism today over an interview in which he admitted he once fantasised about killing a black person indiscriminately Neeson's now very publicised senior moment took place during a low-key press junket interview to promote his new revenge thriller Cold Pursuit, has triggered an array...

Florida Rapper T-Pain Unsure Why He Is Copping So Much Heat From Indian Twitter Accounts

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news out of the United States of America this morning, Florida based rapper T-Pain has asked someone to explain why he is copping so much heat on social media over the last couple of days. The American rapper, singer and producer who is responsible for smash hit songs such as Buy You A Drank and Bartender, told our reporters this morning that...

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