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LNP Announce Cheaper Alternative To QLD Premier’s 50 Cent Fares: “We Will Sell Translink To Uber”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Opposition's 'un-loseable election' campaign has been thrown a hospital pass this week, after the Labor Government announced perhaps one of the most radical policies in recent memory. In an effort to provide both cost-of-living relief - while also getting cars off the road - Queensland Premier Steven Miles has announced that bus, train, ferry and light...

Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson Forced To Backtrack On Claim He Made The Cowboys Young Guns In 1995

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Things have gone from bad to worse for the new Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson today. Famous around the region for his colourful character and his dubious claims, Thompson has been forced to apologise for falsely claiming that he was part of the North Queensland Cowboys system back in the day. This comes fresh off the back of news...

Sydney’s Mayor To Run For 6th Term: “I Won’t Stop Until This City Sleeps 10 Full Hours A Night”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest serving lord mayor in the history of Sydney has announced her plans to run for a 6th term, which would mean she serves 24 years in the role. This means she became the mayor in 2004, which is around about the same time that the hysterical gentrification of a post-Olympics Sydney City began. Clover Moore has amassed...

1st-Generation Small Business Owner Would Vote For The Liberals In A Heartbeat If Their Leader Wasn’t A Fear-Mongering Authoritarian Who Loathed His Existence

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local swing-voter who loves Australia and doesn't want a cent from the government has this week finally spoken up about the rare situation he finds himself in politically. As a fiscally conservative small-business owner from a faith-based community who doesn't really care much about any form of socially progressive policy, Ali Awan (54) cannot figure out why...

Dutton Still Banging On About Faulty Immigration System Like He Didn’t Spend A Decade Creating It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man that was directly responsible for building the current framework for Australia's immigration processes, has this week revealed that Australia has too many immigrants. This comes two years after the political party he now leads lost twenty seats in the predominantly multi-cultural working class suburbs of Sydney, Melbourne and Perth at the 2022 Federal Election. In the lead...

Victoria Records Second Case Of Bird Flu As Melbourne Residents Prepare To Do What They Do Best

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today calling for their former Premier Dan Andrews to break out the Kathmandu puffer jacket and take back his job as the state's fearless leader. This comes as and another case of bird flu has been detected at a second farm in Victoria, according to officials. A case of Avian influenza (H7N3 strain) was confirmed at a...

Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor Tells National Press Club If Money Run Out Country Need More Money

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Shadow treasurer Angus Taylor is today delivering his Post-Budget Reply Address at the National Press Club in Canberra. The 57-year-old Liberal MP for the affluent regional seat of Hume, south-west of Sydney, has taken to the stage today to skewer the Albanese Government's 3rd Federal Budget. This is a difficult task, given the fact that Taylor's in-government Opponent Jim...

Queensland Government Criticised For Spending Millions Of Tax-Payer Dollars On Shameless Bragging

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland's LNP Opposition and their media arm at the Courier Mail have this week criticised the state Government for using a public infrastructure ad campaign as a platform for pro-Labor propaganda. The Queensland government is spending millions of dollars to spread public awareness of their Big Build infrastructure plan in an advertising campaign funded by taxpayers. Critics say that...

Bloke Who Got Paid $700 A Week To Not Go To His Job For 18 Months Says Albo Has Fucked The Economy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese Government's third Federal Budget has been widely criticised this week, as both the Prime Minister and his Treasurer stand accused of not doing enough to address the current cost-of-living crisis and broader economic downturn. Betoota Heights-based logistics analyst, Dale Payne (31) is one of the millions of Australians who've come to realise that Albo isn't shit. "Everything has...

Government Secures Australia’s Future By Handing $300 Directly To Power Companies On Behalf Of Households

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Treasurer Jim Chalmers is today basking in the glow of one of the greatest budgets the nation has ever seen. Handing down his 3rd version of the nation's financial plan, Chalmers now looks set to enter the Labor Hall of Fame alongside figures like Curtin, Chifley, Whitlam and Gillard. Faced by a cost of living crisis, growing job insecurity...

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