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Factional Labor Boss Knew That This Whole Diversity Thing Would Come Back And Bite Them

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A senior Labor Party figure has today spoken to The Advocate about a major issue currently besetting the party. Speaking under the condition of anonymity, the 60-something white Anglo-Saxon career politician explained that he couldn't be more frustrated with "that Senator from WA." This comes after West Australian Labor Senator Fatima Payman was indefinitely suspended from the Labor...

Debates Rages Over Whether Australians Should Be Allowed To Inhale Boiling Chinese Chemicals

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Government has this week softened the laws around the sale of disposable gadgets capable of burning nicotine-infused chemicals into a vapour, which is then inhaled into the lungs of addicts. Known as 'vapes' - the colourful mass manufactured pen-like plastic devices can be found hidden in millions of school backpacks and discarded in literally every waterway in...

Evil Corporate Sponsors On NSW Blues Jersey Perfectly Symbolise State’s Cultural Downfall

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Are the recent NSW Blues jersey sponsors the perfect illustration of the state's cultural downfall and descent into global irrelevance? Many Australians would argues yes. Known as the premier state, NSW has long held an air of superiority over the rest of the country as the beating heart of the nation.Boasting the oldest cities, largest population and most iconic...

Katter Says He’s Not Opposed To This Nuclear Reactor Plan So Long As It Remains Nationalised And We Get Some Bang For Our Buck But No Doubt Dutton And...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his long-awaited Nuclear Power plan that nobody really asked for. The Coalition will pledge to build two nuclear plants between 2035 and 2037, with seven proposed location sites across five states to be completed by the 2050s. The details of this plan differ more than slightly when compared to the Coalition's earliest...

Man Who Was Paralysed With Fear Over Lack Of Details About Indigenous Voice Provides A One-Page Media Release For His Half A Trillion Dollar Nuclear Plan

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same man who was far too cautious to put his support behind the Indigenous Voice proposal because he hadn't seen enough details, has today begged Australians to just trust that a transition to nuclear power will be fine. This comes as Peter Dutton sends out one-page press release about the seven locations that he's earmarked to build highly...

Same Political Party That Gave Sydney The Rozelle Interchange Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A parliamentary inquiry has found that the NSW Liberals knew as early as 2014 that the Rozelle Interchange design would result in kilometres of traffic jams due to a bottle-neck on Sydney's ANZAC bridge - but ignored all experts in an effort to maximise profits from the sale of WestConnex. The WestConnex motorway scheme – which includes the psychotic...

Political Party That Locked Down Half The Economy Until Everyone Could Prove They Had Taken A Vaccine That Hadn’t Even Been Ordered Yet Says Please Let Us Build Nuclear...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week once again announced that Nuclear Power is the only thing that can save us from the type of bushfires we saw in the 2019 Black Summer, and the kind of flooding we've seen drastically increase across the Eastern Seaboard. Although, it's hard to tell if that is what they really believe. Some would argue...

Palm Beach GP Proudly Voted Teal In 2022 But The Climate-Denying Misogynists Might’ve Won Her Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the major parties beginning to slowly unveil the policies that they will be taking to the 2025 Federal election, questions are beginning to arise about what will become of the cross-benchers who were swept into Parliament as a final insult to Scott Morrison. On the night of the 2022 election, it became clear that voters in the Liberal...

Only Way To Solve QLD Housing Crisis Is To Turn Volatile Floodplains Into Uninsurable Colorbond Sprawl

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland LNP has today unveiled the housing policies that they will be taking to the 2024 election. With a plan aimed at boosting home ownership and rental stock, the LNP has committed to delivering one million homes by 2044, which comes months after the Miles government released its $3 billion "Homes for Queenslanders" strategy. Vowing to axe stamp duty...

“We Need To Transition To Nuclear” Says Nationals MPs Whose Most Loyal Voters Would Assassinate Them If A Reactor Was Built Within 500km Of Their Property

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia has kicked off a short week in style, by revealing that they are still keen to go all in on the climate wars. In the newest culture war aimed at disrupting the news cycle and ensuring that nothing ever changes in Parliament, the Liberal Party and their lackeys in the National Party are...

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