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Angus Taylor Reminded By Liberal Powerbrokers He’s Up If Dutton Loses The Dunkley By-Election

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has reportedly had the dog put up him by the Liberal Party's shadowy executive team who insist that he be made leader if Opposition leader Peter Dutton fails to make any ground at the Dunkley by-election. The mask-wearing, cloak-wrapped Liberal executive informed the Nimmitabel Numbat of their plan for him earlier...

Albo “Not Touching Property Investment Tax Reform” Because He “Wants To Win The Next Election”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has ruled out reform surrounding the generous tax concessions given to property investors, telling The Advocate today that he's more focused on winning the next election. While stopping short of saying that in the future, the topic could be revisited, Albo made it clear where the government's priorities are at the...

ABC Broadcast Final Episode Of Leftie Big Brother

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The finale of landmark ABC documentary series, Leftie Big Brother, is set to screen tonight on television around the country and already, local audiences are beginning to speculate on what the last instalment holds. Over the past two weeks, Leftie Big Brother has explored how most people in Parliament treat the whole thing like...

Female MP Looks Forward To Getting Shitfaced At Work And Passing Out On The Street Knowing There Will Be Zero Consequences

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Member for our bustling inland port city has told The Advocate this morning that she is looking forward to being able to drink herself silly at work and pass out drunk in the street because now she knows there's absolutely no consequences for doing so. The Member for Remienko, Sally Dudley, mentioned that...

Barnaby: “Anyone Who Hasn’t Had A Skinful At The Pub And Ended Up A Dead Cunt On The Footpath Can Cast The First Stone”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular New England identity Barnaby Joyce has laughed off suggestion he should face any sort of consequences whatsoever for being caught lying busted on a Canberra footpath speaking to his wife on the phone in the middle of the night. Mr Joyce told lesser news organisations that he was sitting on a planter box after...

ABC’s ‘Nemesis’ Programme Provides Insight Into How Dumb People Make $400k Doing Fuck All

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts The popular ABC series 'Nemesis' has provided the average taxpayer with a stunning insight into how the nation's most self-serving, moronic and utterly dispensable men and women make huge sums on money by doing nothing important. Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull featured in last night's episode where he, and the social-climbing mouthbreathers he was tasked...

Liberal Moderates Gift Labor 45 Minutes Of Scathing Soundbites About Dutton For Their Election Ads

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The very public airing of the Liberal Party's deeply engrained divisions has continued this week, as episode two of the ABC's NEMESIS documentary series went to broadcast last night. Both former and current Coalition heavyweights appear on camera to tell the world what the really think about this disastrous 9 years, where not much actual governing got done. While episode...

Channel 9 Forced To Admit They’ve Also Been Doctoring Photos Of Opposition Leader Peter Dutton

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel Nine has been forced to apologise for the second time today, after another doctored image went to air during the nightly bulletin. Nine News Melbourne has just offered up its apologies following the airing of an image of a shirtless and yoked Peter Dutton. This came a day after Nine News used a doctored image of Victorian...

Teal Voters Slowly Transition To Aqua Voters As Labor’s Tax Changes Push Them Closer To Dutton

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The winds of change are started to still this week, after a hysterical news cycle begins speculating what Prime Minister Albanese's new tax changes could look like. From what we know, which is all unannounced, and unverified, the Prime Minister will be stinging the upper-middle class $150k tax bracket by a couple hundred dollars at most. Those earning $90k receive...

8 Times Scott Morrison Unfairly Copped A Bad Wrap From The Nation’s Stupid Blue Haired Lefties

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun sets on one of the most decorated political careers in our nation's history, The Betoota Advocate would like to pay tribute. Earlier today, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced that he would be quitting politics. While he's yet to confirm exactly what it is he will be moving on to, speculation is that he will...

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