Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s October election will be fought over youth crime, it has been confirmed. After nearly a decade under the dictatorship of Palaszczuk, the LNP Opposition have come to terms with the fact that the only talking points that cut through after the pandemic are related to punishment of at-risk teenagers - who are more often than not black or...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT These days, time seems to be moving at a slower pace for Senator Jacinta Price - who has become the first woman ever to wait by a phone hoping that Peter Dutton will call her. Six months after the nation was divided in a referendum where both sides agreed they didn’t want the nation divided, the Senator for the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular TV show "Old People's Home For Media Grads" has been renewed for another season by Sky amid pressure from the network's executives to take steps to prevent the show's stars from regularly defaming people. Former Speaker of the House Bronwyn Bishop is one of the show's stars who've come under scrutiny recently after the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The media protection racket of the National Party looks to have been punctured overnight, as mainstream news reporters were unable to avoid broadcasting the delicious footage of North Queensland MP Bob Katter tearing strips off some nobody Coalition Senator The previously Cold War between the Nats and Bob Katter has accelerated beyond friendly fire to full blown live combat,...

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Australian Securities Exchange has completely spun off the face of the Earth and out into the cold dark recesses of space this morning, it has been confirmed. This comes as the ASX 200 managed to recover some of its losses from the past three months despite company valuations continuing to plummet downwards. While...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US entertainer Taylor Swift has made a rare political statement today, telling her 230 million followers to vote for who represents them the best. On top of that divisive message, the 34-year-old billionaire went on to implore her American Swifties to register to vote and make their vote count in the upcoming US Election later...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Apple Vision Pro has been glued onto the head of former Prime Minister Paul Keating this afternoon in an effort to keep him docile and quiet for the foreseeable future. The move was greenlit by the Federal Government, a significant target for Mr Keating's criticisms as of late - and Prime Minister Anthony Albanese...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just a few weeks out from the Tasmanian Election, and the Australian Media is growing increasingly worried about the possibility of living in a world where the Liberal Party does not hold any form of government at a State or Federal level. Despite trying their hardest to spin last weekend's Dunkley By-Election result as somewhat of a win for...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rowdy bucks party group chat for the newly engaged Prime Minister has descended into a full blown roast of the token Queenslander this morning. After a basic itinerary was formed over weeks of highly unorganised messaging, it seems that Treasurer Jim Chalmers has decided to completely undermine existing plans by booking a party boat for a day out...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For those who haven't been exposed by the charity work of the Costello and Murdoch newspapers, Peter Dutton's inability to win back a marginal electorate full of mortgage-distressed boomers during a cost-of-living crisis is being reported as 'A warning for Albanese'. As was confirmed early on Saturday evening by the ABC's expert elections analyst Antony Green, Labor has won...