Politics

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The alternate Prime Minister Peter Dutton appeared on the ABC's Kitchen Cabinet last night and it's upset a lot of people who think someone that slightly less than half the country will vote for at the next election deserves no air time on the national broadcaster. So much so that host Annabel Crabb has thrown...

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA recent poll has revealed that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews could be caught poisoning dogs for fun in Fitzroy Gardens and still be the preferred premier over any nut-job from the Victorian Liberals. Andrews would not even have to be sneaky about it. He could poison them openly, in broad daylight and in front of young families with small...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The only people whose lives may be slightly inconvenienced by a successful referendum result have today meet in secrecy to discuss the next phase of their plans to derail the Indigenous Voice. Mining billionaires and private prison bosses, whose tax-dodging multinational corporations depend on the lack of communication between politicians and Aboriginal community leaders, have been working tirelessly to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven't been across the news lately, Australia's media pundits and political commentators are mortified by the Albanese Government's decision to hold a national referendum over whether or not we should include Aboriginal people in the constitution. There is also a great deal of skepticism surrounding the idea of providing Aboriginal community leaders with a platform to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has again today begun preparations for the possibility of a life outside of the warm tax-payer funded hug of Federal Politics. After destroying the Liberal Party and losing twenty seats in the 2022 Federal Election, many assumed Scott Morrison would have fucked off by now and found work in the private sector, or on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unemployable man in Australian public life, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has today realised he must upskill or perish. Not because he needs to find himself a new corporate job and dignify the party he destroyed by resigning from Parliament's back bench, where he sits every day as a constant reminder to both his colleagues and the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The outgoing Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia has today revealed his next move. After being told by the government that his million dollar a year job wouldn't be there moving forward, Philip Lowe said he turned his mind to what's coming up. "I've got some exciting holiday plans in the works," said Philip today. "Just to let...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed Australia's acceptance into an illustrious club. The travelling PM has revealed that we have been accepted into the Climate Club - an international group made up of a bunch of countries all over the world, but mostly Europe. The Climate Club, which started in the parking lot of a local bar,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today continued on their quest to sow as much confusion and doubt about an Indigenous Voice to Parliament. Despite the fact a report dropped at the back end of last week revealing how 'crude and cruel' their criminal Robodebt Scheme was, the Liberals are maintaining that the biggest issue right now is...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former politician Stuart Robert has emphatically denied that he is now living as a woman on the Spanish island of Majorca after numerous sightings by locals and tourists. In a brief statement to The Advocate, Mr. Robert's representative provided an explanation but failed to provide evidence that he is no longer living on the Gold...