"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
Middle Class Australian Family Breaks The Mould By Not Naming Pet Staffy ‘Roxy’
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Australia Hopes Scotty's Exciting 2021 Photo Shoot Was Worth Generationally Fucking Our Economy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly half a decade after it was signed, the AUKUS military pact is set to become
Brisbane Renovation Capped Off By Painting Every Fucking Surface Dulux Lexicon® Quarter White
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Latent boganity is spreading this week across our state as yet another renovation and/
‘I'm Not Giving My Details To The Government’ Says Man That Shares Every Single Twisted Thought On Facebook Under His Given Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights cooker has this week made a strong vow of resistance, to the
Liberals Insist Diplomatic Relations With Japan Have Never Been Worse Due To Melon Comment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending the last 6 months of his leadership tossing up whether he wants the Liberals
Local Boomer Left Furious After Being Asked To Leave Tip Upon Completing Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian was left exasperated last night, after trying to perform his civic duty. The
Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
Local Mum Overwhelmed With Excitement After A National Address, AusAlert Siren And Now Census!!!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's been a big year for civic duty, and one local empty-nester can&
Government Suddenly Happy To Claim Responsibility For Interest Rates As RBA Keeps Them On Hold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government have today moved to pat themselves on the back, after a big decision
Local News
Middle Class Australian Family Breaks The Mould By Not Naming Pet Staffy ‘Roxy’
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A family in Betoota Plains are being praised for their efforts to branch out following a
Bloke Carrying 24 Toilet Paper Rolls Under His Arm Clearly Needs To Do A Gigantic Poo ASAP
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that is brazenly walking through his own suburb with a new supply of goona
Edgy Gen X Man Vows To Still Write 'Jedi' As His Religion On The Census Form
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local 48 year old Mark Chifley has vowed to continue his comical tradition of writing down
Local Man Pushing 30 Still Not Sure How The Second Cousin Once Removed Bullshit Works
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man from Betoota’s flight path district has made it a decent way into his
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Local Mum Overwhelmed With Excitement After A National Address, AusAlert Siren And Now Census!!!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's been a big year for civic duty, and one local empty-nester can&
South Australia To Hold Royal Commission Into Ever-Evolving Technology That Will Be Unrecognisable By The Time They Have Any Findings To Report
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Premier of South Australia has this week given in to the fears and panic of
Local Fuck Boy Turns Phone Off And Goes Dark To Avoid Filling Out Census With Situationship Tonight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The waters have been muddied for a local woman, once again. Local fuckboy Andy Towers (29)
Violently Hungover Passenger Vows To Never Save $20 On The Early Flight Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Early yesterday morning, a Jetstar and a Qatar Airways plane were involved in a near miss
World News
Liberals Insist Diplomatic Relations With Japan Have Never Been Worse Due To Melon Comment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending the last 6 months of his leadership tossing up whether he wants the Liberals
Tupac Shakur Murder Trial Takes Gen-X Dad Straight Back To The Great Bong-Hazed Mystery Of His Youth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Gen-X Australian dad is today underplaying how deeply invested he is in the
Andrew Tate's Alpha Male Monologue Fails To Resonate With Fellow Inmates At Miami Megamax
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Manosphere king and "buy my course" guru Andrew Tate is reportedly not having the
Cape Town Excited To Once Again Become A Big Deal As Red Sea Closure Redirects Global Trade Routes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cape Town residents are silently hopeful that the escalating instability in the Red Sea and a
Politics
ICAC Investigation Finds The NSW Liberal Party Has Lost The Fucken Plot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from being a good decade away from ever being elected to power again, it can
Pocock Receives Death Threats For Fucking Labor's 13-Leg Same-Game Gambling Reform Bill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Wallabies captain and Federal Senator David Pocock is feeing like a professional Australian athlete again
One Nation's Victorian Candidates Off To A Great Start With Plenty Of 'Globalist Digital IDs' Chat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has this week answered the most pressing question in Australian politics. What does a
Nambour High Alumni Says Here’s How You Deal With These Fucken Redneck Queenslanders
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Last night, former PM Kevin Rudd appeared on the ABC's 7.30 to discuss
Sports
Australia's Softest Contact Sport Somehow Most Likely To Be Rocked By CTE Epidemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The AFL’s head trauma crisis continues to spiral out of control, as the nation watches
Swans Fan Thrilled 4pm Game Comes With Perfect Lighting For Social Content
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eastern suburbs micro influencer has been spotted skipping down Moore Park Road today,
Tigers Fan Enjoys Rare Weekend Off From Copping It In The Group Chat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long suffering Wests Tigers fan is enjoying a rare, and much needed break
FIFA Considers Poaching Gríma Wormtongue As Infantino’s Replacement After Privatisation Failure
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Former chief counsellor at the court of King Théoden of Rohan and known associate of Saruman