"It Was A Different Time" - One Nation Candidate David Farley Attempts To Explain Past Links To Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fruitbelt of rural South-West NSW has long been an eccentric place - home to a
Japanese PM Absolutely In Awe Of Australia's Sydney To Canberra Rail Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet
Queensland Government Finally Gives Millennial Geeks Their Public Holiday
SANDY FRASER | Youth
Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
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'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and
Mt Franklin Employee Fired After Accidentally Putting Some Actual Bubbles Into A Batch Of Tins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been left to do a bit of soul searching, after
Nation's Hardest Working People Enjoy Rare Public Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The engine room of the national economy is in neutral today as Queenslanders enjoy a rare
Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
Late Call Up Forces Old Boy To Boil A New Mouthguard In The Sheds Before Kick Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An aging prop forward is making some emergency DIY dental protection this morning, as
Indoor Cat Colleague Earnestly Peruses Wine List At Shit Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local marketing creative director who has not voluntarily entered a licensed venue since 2003 was
Everyday Voter From NSW Riverina Decides To Google This One Nation Mob He Keeps Seeing On Billboards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Voters in the rural but very eccentric Federal Electorate of Farrer are set to head to
30-Something Woman Books Another Botox Appointment After Being Asked For ID At Her Local Dan’s
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT PLEASE BY ALL MEANS: A local woman has left her neighbourhood Dan Murphy’s in
Local News
'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and
Mt Franklin Employee Fired After Accidentally Putting Some Actual Bubbles Into A Batch Of Tins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been left to do a bit of soul searching, after
Indoor Cat Colleague Earnestly Peruses Wine List At Shit Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local marketing creative director who has not voluntarily entered a licensed venue since 2003 was
30-Something Woman Books Another Botox Appointment After Being Asked For ID At Her Local Dan’s
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT PLEASE BY ALL MEANS: A local woman has left her neighbourhood Dan Murphy’s in
The Nation
Nation's Hardest Working People Enjoy Rare Public Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The engine room of the national economy is in neutral today as Queenslanders enjoy a rare
The Betoota Advocate Declares Unconditional Loyalty To Gina Rinehart After Being Inspired By Her Common Sense Politics And Rags-To-Riches Story Of Success
The Betoota Advocate would today like to take a moment to give an incredible Australian her flowers. Under the brunt
Pauline Hanson Storms Out Of Advanced Screening Of New Scary Movie After Seeing Brown People On Public Transport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Wayans brothers are back! And they are causing quite a stir amongst the Australian far-right
Leftist Australian Media Continue Political Smear Campaign Against Our Most Decorated Soldier Just Like They Did To Our Most Decorated Policeman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the seemingly forever culture wars enter their second decade, the nation is once again dealing
World News
Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a boat full of a rare rat virus somewhere in the South Atlantic and
Report: Maybe America Needs A Little Bit Of The Tall Poppy Syndrome
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that tall poppy syndrome isn't always bad. In fact,
Melania Trump Revealed To Be The Voice You Hear When Pairing Cheap Bluetooth Speakers
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Melania Trump can sleep peacefully knowing her income is safe even once the big guy is
You Know It Makes Sense .........
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The rugby league world has been rocked this week, by revelations that the newest NRL franchise
Politics
"It Was A Different Time" - One Nation Candidate David Farley Attempts To Explain Past Links To Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fruitbelt of rural South-West NSW has long been an eccentric place - home to a
Everyday Voter From NSW Riverina Decides To Google This One Nation Mob He Keeps Seeing On Billboards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Voters in the rural but very eccentric Federal Electorate of Farrer are set to head to
Matt Canavan Blames Nationals Costume Department After He Turns Up At Griffith Town Hall Dressed Like Interwar Italian Farmer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Matt Canavan woke up in a brand new Kings swag this morning, under a
Farrer By-Election: Voters To Choose Between A Local Independent Or A Bloke That Will Become An Independent In 2 Months When He Has A Bust Up With Pauline
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SHORT-TERM ROLE: Early voters have already begun pre-polling in towns like Hay, Griffith, Leeton and Narrandera
Sports
Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
Late Call Up Forces Old Boy To Boil A New Mouthguard In The Sheds Before Kick Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An aging prop forward is making some emergency DIY dental protection this morning, as
Brisbane Dad Taking Son To First Game Of Footy Easily Convinces Him That A Dolphin Is Cooler Than A Storm
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Chermside father is today resting on his laurels after pulling off a big brained move
Perth Bears Starting To Worry Sharky Beaches And Income Tax Can't Compete With A PNG Military Compound
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Groans were heard booming from west of the nation yesterday, as news broke that NRL superstar