Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
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Struggling Winter Olympics Minnow Nation Surprises With First Gold Medal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "It's Cool Runnings all over again!" That's the joyful sentiment
I Reckon I Could Do That Says Man Watching Winter Olympics, Who Probably Could
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chairman of the National Rugby League, Peter V'landys, has today dropped a bombshell
Taylor Finally Offers Price Her Dream Portfolio: “So, Uh, Indigenous Affairs, Again?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After publicly demanding what she described as a "plum" frontbench role and declaring “I’
"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
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Local Man Continues To Be Gaslit By The Health Star Rating
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has confirmed he no longer understands what the Health Star Rating system wants
Idiot Son Just Trying To Help Gets Mum's Secret And Highly Specific Sorting System Wrong
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Man Hangs On To Footy Boots Just In Case
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Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
Sussan Skips Town And Joins Camp Out The Back Of Mungo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has reportedly joined a station camp someone out near Mungo National
Satan Personally Reserves Space In Hell For Man Who Sold A 2016 Holden Cruze To Single Mum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are crimes of passion. There are crimes of greed. And then there is the quiet,
"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
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"Fuck It, Guess We're Voting Teal" Says Liberal Party's Last Remaining Female Voters Under 80
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Venn Diagram Between Liberal Party And Rugby Australia Now Even Closer To Becoming A Full Circle
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Bluey Introduces New Character - Bandit's Nephew 'Woof Doof' Who Craves The Rave In Fortitude Valley
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"Wait Till You See Him Water Ski" Says Merimbula
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King Convinces Andrew To Move Out Of The Royal Lodge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The person formally known at Prince Andrew has moved out of the Royal Lodge, as per
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Liberals Shift Back Towards The Centre As Taylor Bravely Abandons Party's Key Witch-Ducking Policy
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Taylor Finally Offers Price Her Dream Portfolio: “So, Uh, Indigenous Affairs, Again?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After publicly demanding what she described as a "plum" frontbench role and declaring “I’
Report: Farrer By-Election Is Going To Be A Real Shitshow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For years, Farrer was the kind of seat political parties kept in the china cabinet. Safe.
Report: Turns Out Using A Terrorist Attack To Score Cheap Political Points And Spectacularly Destabilise Your Party Is Not A Good Leadership Strategy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yesterday's leader of the Federal Opposition has been left to contemplate where it all
Sports
Struggling Winter Olympics Minnow Nation Surprises With First Gold Medal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "It's Cool Runnings all over again!" That's the joyful sentiment
I Reckon I Could Do That Says Man Watching Winter Olympics, Who Probably Could
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from Betoota Heights has this week found himself pondering a career change. Aaron
Bad News For NSW As Origin Criteria Expanded To Include The Other 50% Of Logan That Were Previously Ineligible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chairman of the National Rugby League, Peter V'landys, has today dropped a bombshell
Steve Smith Consumes 53 Cans Of Heaps Normal On Flight To Colombo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian batter Steve Smith has reportedly consumed 53 cans of Heaps Normal during his flight from