We're Already Two Months In Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not much more really needs to be said other than the fact that we are already
We're Already Two Months In Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
Australia's Lollipop Ladies And Web Developers To Give Mardi Gras A Run For Their Money
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
Latest
TGIF: Barnaby Splits The "P" After A Big Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce has ended a demanding sitting week by successfully "splitting the P" on
Vegas Bartenders Forced To Quickly Learn How To Make A ‘VCR’ After Newcastle Knights Fans Pull Into The Strip
KEITH T. DENNET | New South | Contact n great news for US-Australian relations, a heartwarming exchange of cultures is bringing our
Mardi Gras After Party Back On As Hilltop Hoods Save The Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The grey skies over Sydney today rest a little lighter now after the official Mardi Gras
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet At Caesar's Palace Reminds Dragons Fan Of Glory Days When Kogarah Oval Had A Sizzler Next Door
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL's 2026 Vegas Round is underway, and the Australian rugby league fans that
Sydney Racist Suddenly Questioning His Whole Worldview After Being Hit With One Of These Bad Boys
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An out and out bigot has today been stopped in his tracks and forced to turn
Report: Has Anyone Ever Actually Used The Backpack Headphone Hole
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A comprehensive new report has confirmed that the small, rubber-lined headphone hole featured on most backpacks
Local Man Hungover Enough For Screen Time Minutes To Exceed Daily Step Count
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple Health have confirmed a rare statistical crossover after a local hung over man’s daily
Elderly Chinese Man Rock Fishing In Extremely Dangerous Conditions Somehow Able To Light A Ciggie
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Authorities have confirmed that an elderly Chinese man calmly rock fishing during hazardous swell conditions is
Local News
Bloke Shopping For First TV In 10 Years Not Even Going To Bother Asking What The Fuck OLED Means
KEITH T. DENNET | New South | CONTACT Lumbering around the West Betoota homemakers centre this morning, Corey Hughes is having fun
Boyfriend Spends Entire Screening Of Wuthering Heights Fantasising About Lifting Elordi In A Line Out
KEITH T. DENNET | New South | CONTACT It’s a big week for blockbuster films in Betoota, as thousands of local
Local Man Hungover Enough For Screen Time Minutes To Exceed Daily Step Count
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple Health have confirmed a rare statistical crossover after a local hung over man’s daily
Climbing Gym To Introduce Speed Dating Wall
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A climbing gym in the French Quarter has decided to cut out the middle man and
The Nation
We're Already Two Months In Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not much more really needs to be said other than the fact that we are already
Australia's Lollipop Ladies And Web Developers To Give Mardi Gras A Run For Their Money
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tens of thousands of excited revellers and over 200 floats will descend on Oxford Street this
TGIF: Barnaby Splits The "P" After A Big Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce has ended a demanding sitting week by successfully "splitting the P" on
Mardi Gras After Party Back On As Hilltop Hoods Save The Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The grey skies over Sydney today rest a little lighter now after the official Mardi Gras
World News
France Offers UK Lend Of Device That Stops Misconduct In Public Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The French Government has made a formal offer to their British counterparts this morning which has
PM Backs Booting Andy From Line Of Succession When All We Actually Want Is For Him To Face Justice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backed the gesture of removing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from the line of succession,
Local Pom In A Somber Mood After Watching Two Great British Institutions Crumble Over The Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Pom has today arrived at work with not much to smile about, after the
USA Wins Gold In Ice Hockey As Canadian Opponents Remain Distracted By Internal Tensions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 46 years on from the Miracle on Ice, the American men's ice hockey team
Politics
Jodie Hopes It Won't Be Too 'Difficult' For The Prime Minister To Bunk With Toto From Now On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has offered a rather imaginative apology for referring to the 2021 Australian
"Bro What Did I Tell You?": ScoMo And Albo Bro Out Over Their Shared Suffering
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a conversation between a conservative centrist and a centrist jellyfish took place this morning after
South Australian Liberals Hit New Low As Adelaide Club Won't Even Give Them A Table To Meet Privately With One Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once the engine room for conservative Australian politics, it seems that Adelaide is no country for
Barnaby Joyce Outlines New Mandatory 7-Point Criteria For New Migrants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As far as right-wing political figures go, Barnaby Joyce has always been much more of a
Sports
Vegas Bartenders Forced To Quickly Learn How To Make A ‘VCR’ After Newcastle Knights Fans Pull Into The Strip
KEITH T. DENNET | New South | Contact n great news for US-Australian relations, a heartwarming exchange of cultures is bringing our
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet At Caesar's Palace Reminds Dragons Fan Of Glory Days When Kogarah Oval Had A Sizzler Next Door
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL's 2026 Vegas Round is underway, and the Australian rugby league fans that
Jealous AFL Execs Spend All Weekend Talking Up The Time They Sent Suns And Power To Jiangwan
KEITH T. DENNET | New South | Contact A cloud of green envy is expected to hover above Docklands, Melbourne this weekend,
St George Dragons Fans Unimpressed By The Lack Of Pokie Machines In Las Vegas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOTHING ON THE BEXLEY RISSOLE: A Penshurst man has today checked into a famous Nevada casino