25 September 2023

‘Meditation Removes The Ego’ Says Blokes Who Sit In Esky Full Of Ice Front And Centre Of The Beach Every Morning

25 September 2023

As Wallabies Exit RWC In Pool Stages, Liberals Must Defeat Referendum To Give Base At Least One Win

The Nation

What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm

IN-Focus

The Hamish Assures Angry Rugby Fans That The Board Will Stay On And Ensure Nothing Changes

Breaking news

Breaking News

High Court Forces Qantas To Say RUOK To The 1700 Baggage Handers They Sacked During The Pandemic

14 September 2023

Breaking News

Newly Declared Soccer Fan Not Convinced Boyfriend Or Anyone Actually Knows What ‘Offside’ Means

17 August 2023

Breaking News

Mum’s Stoked, Dad’ll Be Ok

17 August 2023

Breaking News

Hilton Valet Gets To Take A 75 LandCruiser For A Spin As Luke Combs Fans Roll Into Town

17 August 2023

Breaking News

Sydney Matildas Fan’s Heartbreak Soothed By Unexpected 3 Hour Catch Up With 100,000 Closest Mates

17 August 2023

Breaking News

Jetstar Advertise $109 Flights To Tokyo Providing You Leave During A Specific Week in March At 2am In 2027

15 August 2023

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In-Focus

The Hamish Assures Angry Rugby Fans That The Board Will Stay On And Ensure Nothing Changes

25 September 2023

IKEA The Closest Swedish Get To Plundering The Middle Class Anymore

21 September 2023

Victorian AirBnB Owner Just Shrugs And Increases Price By 7.5%

21 September 2023

Motorist Prepares To Be Absolutely Ripped Off After Taking Car To Mechanic In Cute Building In Nice Part Of Town

18 September 2023

Amarok Owner Looks Forward To Creating New And Unusual Ways To Be Anti-Social Both Off And On The Road

14 September 2023

Politic

RnB Sensation Jacinta Price Still Yet To See Any Red Chairs After Dominating The Voice For 6 Months

21 September 2023

No Campaign Deny Accusations Of Spreading Referendum Misinformation, Did The Jews Put You Up To This?

20 September 2023

Bureau of Meteorology Says Property Developers Are About To Learn Why They’ve Been Warning Them Against Building These Fucking Windless Black And Grey Hell...

20 September 2023

Political Party Behind The Copper Wire NBN And 2016 Census Meltdown Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors

20 September 2023

Mentioning The Word ‘Treaty’ Sees Warren Mundine Removed From No Campaign Like An Opponent Of Stalin

19 September 2023

Sports

Kevy: “The Boys’ve Come A Long Fucken Way Since The $10 Hits In Harpoon Harry’s That’s For Sure”

22 September 2023

Koori Knockout Sides Begin Adjusting Game Plans After News That Bam Bam Is Lacing Up For Walgett

22 September 2023

Wild Scenes As GWS Players Swamped At Sydney Airport By Tens Of Their Fans

18 September 2023

RA Board Members Consider Replacing Wallabies Coach Mid-World-Cup For Sugar Hit Confidence Boost

18 September 2023

Fiji Rugby Begin Planning The Webb Ellis Trophy’s First Ever Kava Ceremony

18 September 2023

Despair Grows As Nation Starts To Realise Collingwood Might Not FuckIt Up This Time

15 September 2023

The Nation

As Wallabies Exit RWC In Pool Stages, Liberals Must Defeat Referendum To Give Base At Least One Win

What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm

French Backpacker In Critical Condition After Realising Price Of Aussie Cigarettes Wasn’t A Joke

Irishman Overstaying A Working Holiday Visa Somehow Finds Another High Paying Job In Construction

Narcos Season 4 To Be Set In A Suburban Australian Tobacconist

Andrews Defends Selling Off The Housos: “Greyhound Parents Feel Uncomfortable Around Povo People”

Local News

‘Meditation Removes The Ego’ Says Blokes Who Sit In Esky Full Of Ice Front And Centre Of The Beach Every Morning

One Man Dead After Loaded Fries Accidentally Discharges

Woman Who Moved To UK Now Stuck In Lifetime Of Double MAFS

North Queenslander Giving Off Mixed Messages With Choice Of Bumper Stickers On The Back Of His Car

Boomer To Vote No For Same Reason He Still Pays Foxtel For A Cable Drilled Into His House In 1998

Woman Who Needs Constant Stimulation Finds Self Unravelling Champagne Wire Cage During Dull Convo

World News

Timothée Chalamet Hit With Kardashian Curse As His Points Per Game Average Drops By Nearly Half

8 September 2023

NZ PM Chris Hipkins Facing Strong Opposition Over Plan To Replace Ageing RNZAF DC-6 VIP Transport Aircraft

28 August 2023

Aussie Girl In NYC Doesn’t Remember Carrie Having To Room-Share With 3 Canadians In Brooklyn

23 August 2023

Japanese Embassy Take Spontaneous Field Trip To Victoria’s 90 Mile Beach For No Reason In Particular

10 August 2023

Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team

7 August 2023

“So, Yeah All This Stuff That’s Come Out… It’s Like…” Says Local Lizzbian Who’s Got Nothing

2 August 2023

Mark Wahlberg’s F45 Investment Choice Declared Worst Decision He’s Made Since ‘The Happening’

28 July 2023

Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him

24 July 2023

Australia Retain Ashes In Most Satisfying Way Possible

24 July 2023

Climate Club Inform Australia That 1st Rule Of Climate Club Is Telling Everyone About Climate Club

11 July 2023

Australian Cricket Team Decide To Just Claim Victory In 3rd Ashes Test

10 July 2023

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