Barnaby Joyce Pulls Out Too Soon For A Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After quitting the National Party in late 2025 over his frustration at not being elevated to
Barnaby Joyce Pulls Out Too Soon For A Change
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Ed Sheeran Seen Throwing Chair At Friend Outside Melbourne Strip Club
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German Film On SBS At 2AM With Frequent Tasteful Full Frontal Nudity Wins Ratings Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time since a world cup soccer match, the other public broadcaster has won
Australia Rushes To Send Military Aid To Poor Petro States Who Will Obviously Return The Kind Gesture By Not Gouging Us For Oil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to get our nation involved in the war
Classmate's Uncle's Fading Stash Of Skin Mags Surpasses Gold As Australia's Most Valuable Commodity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long lost second-hand market for blue magazines has been resurrected in Australia overnight. This comes
Parramatta Eels Fan Relegates Himself To NSW Cup For The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local NRL fan has today made a huge call on the season. Will Muller (31)
One Nation's Chances In Adelaide’s West Eviscerated After Local Greek Labels Them Malakas On Live TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson's One Nation are currently experiencing potentially disastrous speed wobbles in South Australia,
YouTube Searches For Early 2000s Techno Anthem Video Clips Surge By 5000% Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the age old saying goes, one giant tech platform's loss is another giant
Spike In Enrolments For Community Sport As Pornsick Gen-Z Men Emerge From Their Wank Dens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian men are now free from the shackles of easily accessible hardcore online pornography, as the
Nation's Blokes Urged To Check In On 'That Mate' After Pornhub Ban Comes Into Effect
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Men around the country have today been urged to reach out and check in on their
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German Film On SBS At 2AM With Frequent Tasteful Full Frontal Nudity Wins Ratings Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time since a world cup soccer match, the other public broadcaster has won
Old Man Impressed By The Torque But You'd Be Fucked If He'd Ever Buy An Electric Mower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove retiree has once again found himself caught between genuine admiration for modern technology
Man Triggers Late Night Existential Crisis By Looking At Upload Date Of Classic Youtube Video
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has reportedly triggered a mild but persistent existential crisis after noticing the upload
Annoying Lawyer Friend Corrects Every Story Embellishment
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It was a wet summer’s day in Betoota and friends Jim and Claz were just
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Ed Sheeran Seen Throwing Chair At Friend Outside Melbourne Strip Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British pop sensation Ed Sheeran has continued his seemingly endless tour of Australia last night, this
Much Needed Relief As Trucks Of DVDs Head Bush To Help Agricultural Sector In The Midst Crippling Porn Drought
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what has been described as the 2026 version of the famous Burrumbuttock Hay Runners, a
Classmate's Uncle's Fading Stash Of Skin Mags Surpasses Gold As Australia's Most Valuable Commodity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long lost second-hand market for blue magazines has been resurrected in Australia overnight. This comes
One Nation's Chances In Adelaide’s West Eviscerated After Local Greek Labels Them Malakas On Live TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson's One Nation are currently experiencing potentially disastrous speed wobbles in South Australia,
World News
US Orchestrates Swift And Seamless Iranian Regime Change From Ayatollah Khamenei To Ayatollah Khamenei Jnr
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States is this week basking in all its glory. With missiles flying all around
Australia Rushes To Send Military Aid To Poor Petro States Who Will Obviously Return The Kind Gesture By Not Gouging Us For Oil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to get our nation involved in the war
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney Pops Into Goulburn To Visit His Long Lost Cousin Todd
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Canadian Prime Minister has quickly darted away from Canberra for some personal matters this morning,
Trump Demands The Iron Sheik Be Parachuted Into Vacant Iranian Supreme Leader Role
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States has today offered some clarity on his demand to pick
Politics
Barnaby Joyce Pulls Out Too Soon For A Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After quitting the National Party in late 2025 over his frustration at not being elevated to
Liberals Preselect Man Sleeping Rough In The Albury Botanic Garden Rotunda For Farrer By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party has today announced its candidate for the May 9 Farrer by-election, passing over
Federal Corruption Watchdog To Grill The Easter Bunny Over Disgraceful Findings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s most adored fluffy little rabbit is expected to get skinned this week, after being
Jim Chalmers Splits The "C" On A Warm 600mL Buddy Of Vanilla Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what economic analysts are calling his most decisive act of fiscal leadership this term, Treasurer
Sports
Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams
Roosters Fan Relieved To Take His Mind Off Government's Abhorrent And Socialist Capital Gains Tax Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mighty Sydney Roosters will throwing the kitchen sink at the New Zealand Warriors when they
“Footy’s Back!” Declares Eastern Suburbs Micro-Influencer Who Still Thinks Buddy’s Playing
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact In breaking news from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, “Footy’s back!” it can be
Rugby League Players Shock Sporting Community By Demonstrating That They Don’t Always Think Things Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sport of rugby league has once again lived up to its reputation. The game, famous