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Property Investor Political Journos Slam CGT Changes As A Cruel Attack On Aussie Battlers
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backed the gesture of removing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from the line of succession,
Wuthering Heights Not Quite As Whimsical And Fun As Bridgerton Girlie Had Hoped
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“Yeah That Sounds About Right” Says Australia After Learning The Gold Coast Is Getting A Trump Tower
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Inner-City Leftie Moans With Self-Satisfaction Asking Simple Rural Hick Who's Going To Wipe His Arse When He's Old And Fucked If There's No Migrants
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Property Investor Political Journos Slam CGT Changes As A Cruel Attack On Aussie Battlers
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Wuthering Heights Not Quite As Whimsical And Fun As Bridgerton Girlie Had Hoped
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Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
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Property Investor Political Journos Slam CGT Changes As A Cruel Attack On Aussie Battlers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the media cycle continuing to oscillate between the ISIS brides and the nation's
“Yeah That Sounds About Right” Says Australia After Learning The Gold Coast Is Getting A Trump Tower
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Inner-City Leftie Moans With Self-Satisfaction Asking Simple Rural Hick Who's Going To Wipe His Arse When He's Old And Fucked If There's No Migrants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sunday lunch in Betoota Heights has ended with an extended moan from a Brisbane-based communications
Katter Says The Tyranny Of The Irukandji Has Gone On Long Enough And Now Is The Time To Introduce The Common Sunfish By The Million To Help Hoover Up These Protoplasmic Invertebrate Terrorists CONT
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PM Backs Booting Andy From Line Of Succession When All We Actually Want Is For Him To Face Justice
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USA Wins Gold In Ice Hockey As Canadian Opponents Remain Distracted By Internal Tensions
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South Australian Liberals Hit New Low As Adelaide Club Won't Even Give Them A Table To Meet Privately With One Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once the engine room for conservative Australian politics, it seems that Adelaide is no country for
Barnaby Joyce Outlines New Mandatory 7-Point Criteria For New Migrants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As far as right-wing political figures go, Barnaby Joyce has always been much more of a
Based On Recent Opinion Polls, PM Says He Doesn't Know Or Care Where These ISIS Brides End Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has said due to recent opinion polls that show an increasing number of
Pauline Warns Australians Can't Go To Lakemba Without Feeling Threatened By Enticing Aromas Of Bengali Chicken Tikka
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Eels Young Gun Accused Of Taking Performance Decreasing Drugs
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Peter The Great To Reach His Own Hyphasis River By Attempting An NRL Game In Saudi Arabia
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Man That Refuses To Pay For Football Streaming Service Now Quite The Expert In Jordanian Sports Media
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