"Reckon They've Forgotten About The Whole Gas Tax Thing Yet" Albo Asks Staffers
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"Reckon They've Forgotten About The Whole Gas Tax Thing Yet" Albo Asks Staffers
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Murdoch Officially Turns On Pauline Hanson As Someone At NewsCorp Is Clearly Compromised By The Epstein Files
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT With yesterday's sting in The Australian, it's clear that
Barnaby Submits Super-Raiding Policy Costings To Treasury Via SMS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lingering questions have been answered this week as One Nation's freshly minted
Yep Nothing To Worry About Here
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Recent political developments coming out of Germany today have revealed that there is still nothing to
Man Outsourcing All Executive Function To AI Finally Has Use For His Leftover Mercury
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tummy ache haver from our town's hellish Heights district has this
Opposition To Oppose Algorithm Reforms Because Their Entire Political Strategy Relies On Brain Rot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week vowed that they will oppose new legislation aimed at stopping
Boyfriend To Postpone First Few Weeks Of Spring
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A relatively well likely local sneakerhead has today informed his significant other that he’s got
Anti-PC Commentators Insist The Woke Police Are Outraged By Awkward Cultural Gaffe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The corner of the media and internet that feed off outrage and division have fired up
WTF!? Raising Taxes On An Addictive Product Until It's Prohibitively Expensive Results In A Blackmarket?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parliament is now hosting a tug-of-war between the most stubborn people in Australian politics:
Local News
Sweet Summer Child: Mate From Sydney Insists On Leaving An Hour Early To Find A Park
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Sydney man is currently experiencing his seventeenth wave of culture shock after landing in Queensland
Local Woman Trying To Enjoy Discreet Takeaway Dinner Subjected To Needlessly Identifiable Bag Of Shame
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter feels privacy is no longer a right but instead
Suburban Mega Pub Has Definitely Never Served A Beer To Anyone As Hot As The AI Chick In The Flyer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a playground for the sugar-high kids and 800 exciting poker machines, The Elephant'
Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
The Nation
Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand That
Range Rover Owner Not Happy That Every Other 4WD Looks Exactly The Same As His Baby Nowadays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every second 4WD vehicle now looks like a Range Rover, that's according to a
Corporate Tower Lift Now Permanently Stinks Like The Fruity Stench Of Modern Finance Bros
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The corporate elevator now smells like a fusion of grape, mango, lychee, peppermint and apple. That&
Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme
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Yep Nothing To Worry About Here
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Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
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Farewell Dolly - An Icon For Rural Communities, Feminists, Rednecks, Gays, The Poor And The Glitzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dolly Parton, the American country music singer who rose from rural poverty in post-war Tennessee
Never Ending Euro Heatwave Forces Spaniards To Push Back Dinner Even Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
Politics
One Nation Vows To Let Australians Spend Their Super On A Brand New Isuzu DMAX
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Opposition To Oppose Algorithm Reforms Because Their Entire Political Strategy Relies On Brain Rot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week vowed that they will oppose new legislation aimed at stopping
WTF!? Raising Taxes On An Addictive Product Until It's Prohibitively Expensive Results In A Blackmarket?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parliament is now hosting a tug-of-war between the most stubborn people in Australian politics:
After 20 Years In Parliament, Barnaby Reveals Immigrants Are To Blame For His Hometown Of 70,000 Not Having A Heated Pool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political establishment are on notice. One Nation have officially won two lower house seats. One
Sports
Carn The Replacements! Reigning Premiers Crushed By ‘The Sydney Swaps’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sporting fairytale is emerging in the AFL this September. After weeks of daunting conversations about
So-Called Rabbitohs Fan Hasn't Even Gotten On The Piss Down The Newmarket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke that spends a lot of time reading novels - in the most visible corner of
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has