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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Man Who Moved Our Petrol Reserves To US When Energy Minister Complains About Fuel Security
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Nan Unnecessarily Estimates The Weight Of Random Woman During Anecdote
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Local Woman Jams In Her Retainers For First Time In 4 Years So Her Teeth Will Be Straight For Tomorrow
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Stella Russo has confirmed she nearly popped a molar out last Friday, while
Scrubs Up Alright Old Kyle
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Harry Potter Obsessed 30 Year Old Enters New Level Of Insufferability As Reboot Trailer Drops
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT HBO have just released the first trailer of the new Harry Potter TV series, and it
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Best Sharehouse You’ve Ever Visited Obviously Owned By One Of These Fuckers's Parents
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT OF COURSE: A friendship group of young Betoota renters are absolutely seething after discovering their once
Nan Unnecessarily Estimates The Weight Of Random Woman During Anecdote
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota grandmother has reminded her granddaughter that she has no awareness of cancel culture,
Local Woman Jams In Her Retainers For First Time In 4 Years So Her Teeth Will Be Straight For Tomorrow
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Stella Russo has confirmed she nearly popped a molar out last Friday, while
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Report: It’s Cheaper To Buy Actual Rabbit Than A Chocolate One This Easter
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT With Easter upon us, a new trend has sparked up amongst Betoota locals. Many are turning
Scrubs Up Alright Old Kyle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The biggest story in Australian media is entering a new chapter this morning, as Kyle Sandilands
With All This Shit Going On, Empathetic Suburban Man Decides He Needs To Put Away 10 Cans Of Lager While Listening To Bad Dreems
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Padel Enthusiast Now Getting Into Tennis After Growing Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young man with no injuries and a disposable income has today revealed he doesn'
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Trump Furious Australia Won’t Just Join America’s War Like We Did When He Had Bone Spurs
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BP Starting To Really Regret Giving Away All Of That Oil To The Penguins For Free
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Fresh Shipment Of Much-Needed Leaded Petrol Arrives In New Zealand
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Government has done some good this week and secured a precious shipment of
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"You Peasants Can Carpool," Say People Who Actually Should Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is asking people to carpool because America and Israel have bombed the shit
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Knights Fan Decides 8th Place On The Ladder Is Good Enough For Him To Spend $350 Driving To Sydney This Arvo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly enthusiastic Novocastrian is driving across the Trey Mooney Mooney Bridge today, as
Aussie Rules Team Credits Superior Cardio For The Rings They Are Running Around Rugby Codes
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Dragons And Eels Charged With The Theft Of Sunday Afternoon
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NSW Groans As Cyclone Narelle Gives QLD The Motivation They Need To Absolutely Fuck Up The Blues Again
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