Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
Central West Man To Get GTA6 Before Great Western Highway Reopens And New Trains Start
ERROL PARKER | Editor-
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Young Businessman Furious Over Labor's Tax Changes And Deeply Alarmed By The Rise Of One Nation Still Not Hurting Enough To Join His Local Liberal Branch And Actually Do Something
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 30-something entrepreneur, who has found himself in the crosshair's of Treasurer Jim
Nation Celebrates Retirement Of The Greatest All-Rounder Since Kallis Ahead Of 2027 Ashes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the greatest players of cricket's modern era has pulled up
Laurie Daley Addresses Decision To Drop Brian To'o From Blues Squad: "Oh Fuck Did I?!"
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Blues Supremo Laurie Daley has fronted the media today after naming his team for the State
Canberra Raiders Fans Immediately Copy Norway's Rowing Chant Like They Did With Iceland’s Viking Clap
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canberra Raiders fans are already taking notes on the next Scandinavian fan chant that they can
Very Strong Look From Popa Though
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Socceroos are through to the round of 32, after an excruciatingly frustrating 0-0 draw
Nation Now Understands Why Football Fans Love Letting Off Flares And Punching On So Much
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Non football fans around the nation have received another reminder as to why they don'
Entire Pub Makes Mental Note To Check Out Scandinavian Erotic Thriller Currently Being Advertised On SBS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even the culture wars of One Nation could stop eight million Australians from tuning into
Local Bloke Makes Good Use Of Hydration Break
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Socceroos fan has today taken a valuable opportunity with both hands. This comes during
Local News
Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
Extended Family Sunday Barbeque Lines Up Perfectly With Most Explosive Saturday Bender Of The Year
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A man wearing dark sunnies and holding a plastic bag was seen on the edge of
White Bloke Delivering Pad Thais On A Fucked E-Bike Either A Retrenched Real Estate Agent Or French
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fat fuck was greeted by a hollowed out white bloke last night,
Grandpa Wakes In Fright From Nightmare Where Grandson Is Learning The Sitar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man is recovering this morning after waking during a nightmare overnight
The Nation
Green Day's 'Time Of Your Life' Plays As Tearful Karl Looks Back On 30 Happy Years Upholding The Globalist Agenda
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's most recognisable television presenter, Karl Stefanovic will leave the Nine Network “immediately” after
Karl Officially A Boomer As His Descent Into Brain Rot Algorithms Sees Him Estranged From Old Friends
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is major movement in Australian media this week, as the nation's highest-paid
Kochie Reignites Ratings Battle With Karl By Launching Rival Brainrot Podcast
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian media landscape is set for another seismic shake up this week with
Friends Rally Around Peter Helliar To Make Sure He Doesn’t Do A Hughesy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Friends of Australian comedian Peter Helliar are reportedly on standby this week, as they
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Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
Excited Travellers Save A Whopping $50 To Have The Worst Flight Of Their Life
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A group of frugal travellers were seen having major regrets at their 9 hour layover in
Indonesia Forced To Crack Down On Digital Nomad Visas After Sunshine Coast To Bali Route Opens Up
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Indonesian authorities have finally announced a crackdown on digital nomads, with wellness influencers and content creators
UK Ironically More Like A European Nation Than They Ever Were Before Brexit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has finally given in to the social media noise and announced
Politics
Young Businessman Furious Over Labor's Tax Changes And Deeply Alarmed By The Rise Of One Nation Still Not Hurting Enough To Join His Local Liberal Branch And Actually Do Something
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 30-something entrepreneur, who has found himself in the crosshair's of Treasurer Jim
Teal Independents To Form New Party: Competent Sheilas Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberal Party plummeting in opinion polls, it appears that Australia's moderate conservatives
“I've Had A Gutful! Pauline For PM!” Says Indonesian Bot Farmer Who Has Been Contracted By Shadowy Political Operatives To Manipulate Australian Social Media Algorithms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a clunky National Press Club address full of inconsistent and polarising election policies could
Bob Katter Says All This Talk Of A Monoculture Is A Bit Funny To Me Considering My Most Formative Adult Years Were Defined By A Fractured Relationship With Those Church Of England Bastards....
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Quote continues below: ... At The Top End Of Town With Their Luxury Beliefs Like No Fault
Sports
Nation Celebrates Retirement Of The Greatest All-Rounder Since Kallis Ahead Of 2027 Ashes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the greatest players of cricket's modern era has pulled up
Canberra Raiders Fans Immediately Copy Norway's Rowing Chant Like They Did With Iceland’s Viking Clap
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canberra Raiders fans are already taking notes on the next Scandinavian fan chant that they can
Very Strong Look From Popa Though
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Socceroos are through to the round of 32, after an excruciatingly frustrating 0-0 draw
Entire Pub Makes Mental Note To Check Out Scandinavian Erotic Thriller Currently Being Advertised On SBS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even the culture wars of One Nation could stop eight million Australians from tuning into