Laurie Daley Revs Up The Blues With Stirring Pep Talk: "Go Out There And Give It 110% Boys!"
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Laurie Daley has set the tone ahead of Origin 2 tonight. The genius behind the Blues
Laurie Daley Revs Up The Blues With Stirring Pep Talk: "Go Out There And Give It 110% Boys!"
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Pauline Hanson Gets First Taste Of The Hell She’s Going To Endure At The Hands Of The Unions
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Local Boyfriend Unable To Resist The Taste Of A Little Sweet Treat. Again.
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Local Woman Forced To Mask Her Excitement About State Of Origin So Boyfriend Doesn’t Assume She Will Now Enjoy Watching Next 17 Rounds Of NRL
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman will spend the duration of this evening trying to resist any air fist
Best To Tell Nonno That Italy Already Played And They Did Really Well
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that SBS has been blaring on both the radio and TV in his
"I Understand Why They're All Coming To Australia Now" Says Local Man Venturing Outside London's Zone 2 For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queenslander abroad has learned a few things today as he venture outside London&
World Cup Cameramen Confirm Widely Held Theory That They're A Bunch Of Randy Buggers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Once every four years. That's the phrase being offered up on multiple occasions every
Randwick Council Honestly Believes New Parking Meters Would Last Longer Than A Week In Maroubra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been hilarious scenes in Sydney's South-Eastern beaches this week, as Randwick
Australia Rallies Behind Our Nationally Accepted Second Team
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian public is rallying around an Aussie coached Iraq ahead of their game against Norway
Italian-Australians Going All In On State Of Origin Due To Lack Of World Cup Fever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven't yet realised, Italy are not taking part in the 2026
The Art Of The Deal: Trump Offers Iran $300 Billion To Take A Breather Before We Circle Back
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The deal maker President has struck diplomatic gold with a stroke of genius set to certainly
Local News
Local Man Thinks He's Helping By Mailing Bullets To The Mayor Over Proposed Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter pensioner has today expressed genuine confusion as to why everybody is
Employee Kindly Takes Resume Knowing Damn Well There Aren’t Enough Shifts To Go Round
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The unemployment rate in Australia is 4.5% according to the April figures from the Australian
‘Redraw!’ Exclaims Absolute Pub Larrakin 2.5 Seconds After The First Ticket Is Read Aloud At Meat Raffle
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Betoota Bowls Club has been raffling meat since the time of Menzies. Meat raffles are
Local Women Slowly Dawdle Out Of Restaurant In Hopes The Other Will Suggest An Ice Cream First
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Two women grabbing dinner in Betoota’s French Quarter last night were seen emerging from the
The Nation
Randwick Council Honestly Believes New Parking Meters Would Last Longer Than A Week In Maroubra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been hilarious scenes in Sydney's South-Eastern beaches this week, as Randwick
Pauline Excited To Get A Free Spaceship After Close Friend Gina Rinehart Purchases $1B Share In SpaceX
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Australia’s richest person, Gina Rinehart, has purchased a $1 Billion share in Elon Musk’s
New Data Reveals Spike In Number Of Australian Households Where Mum Is The Primary Spider-Killer
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A new report from Betoota University indicates spider-killing duties are befalling an unprecedented number of
Younger Australians Confused As To How Their Parents Didn't Find This Guy Extremely Sus
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Younger Australians are scratching their heads after watching the recent Rolf Harris documentary on ABC. "
World News
Trump Renegotiates AUKUS Submarine Contract And Now America Is Paying Australia $350bn Instead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump on Wednesday announced a sweeping renegotiation of the AUKUS submarine pact,
"I Understand Why They're All Coming To Australia Now" Says Local Man Venturing Outside London's Zone 2 For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queenslander abroad has learned a few things today as he venture outside London&
The Art Of The Deal: Trump Offers Iran $300 Billion To Take A Breather Before We Circle Back
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The deal maker President has struck diplomatic gold with a stroke of genius set to certainly
Former Test Cricketer Rob Quiney Lies And Says He Has "No Idea" How He Ended Up On Morrissey's List Of Malefactors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stalwart of Victorian cricket Rob Quiney was named by British singer Morrissey on an
Politics
Pauline Hanson Gets First Taste Of The Hell She’s Going To Endure At The Hands Of The Unions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has delivered a stunning address at the National Press Club, where
Government Adds Over 50s To Social Media Ban In Effort To Quell Swelling One Nation Vote
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government is starting to panic but not for who you'd expect.
Report Finds One Nation's $400 Billion Defence Plan Was Modelled Off Red Alert 2
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation's Defence Policy has come under fire this week, as it becomes clear
Reanimated Robert Menzies Elected As Tony Abbott's Vice President Of Liberal Party
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The reanimated corpse of Robert Menzies has been elected as vice president of Tony
Sports
Best To Tell Nonno That Italy Already Played And They Did Really Well
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that SBS has been blaring on both the radio and TV in his
Italian-Australians Going All In On State Of Origin Due To Lack Of World Cup Fever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven't yet realised, Italy are not taking part in the 2026
NBA Finals Reminds World That Real Celebrities Are Much More Exciting Than Vapid Influencers And Podcasters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite an already very crowded sporting news cycle, the entire planet is smiling for the people
Australia Finally Get Revenge For Gallipoli As Turks Ambushed By Our Brave Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 111 years after the brave young diggers were ambushed on the shores of Gallipoli, Australia has