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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large
Trump To Visit Australia After China To Continue Communist World Tour
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Albo’s PR Team Beg Him To Not Pop Up At Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s public relations team have held crisis talks this week
Bitter Melbourne Storm Fan Makes Sure He Books His Magic Round Airbnb In Dolphins Territory
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A rare Melbourne based Rugby League fan is still not quite ready to talk about recent
Sydney Man Suddenly Becomes Very Sentimental As Distant Queenslander Uncle’s Funeral Lines Up Perfectly With Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Balmain man is rummaging through his luggage cupboard this morning as he prepares
Stunning: Angus Taylor Outlines A Bunch Of One Nation Policies That Are Never Coming Into Effect
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Federal Opposition has this week earned himself a pat on the back.
Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
Taco Night For One Becomes Recently Single Man's Lowest Point
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recently single man who just wanted to feel something has found himself at rock bottom.
Caxton Hotel Introduces 'Cougar Lounge' Pop-Up For Brisbane Divorcees To Have Their Pick Of The Magic Round Bucks Parties
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Magic Round has once again arrived in the River City - as all of Brisbane
Family Dinner: Both Mum and Dad Completely Butcher the Word “Pho” With Full Confidence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local 26 year old man, Lachy Stephens was hiding his face in his jacket last Friday
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Taco Night For One Becomes Recently Single Man's Lowest Point
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recently single man who just wanted to feel something has found himself at rock bottom.
Family Dinner: Both Mum and Dad Completely Butcher the Word “Pho” With Full Confidence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local 26 year old man, Lachy Stephens was hiding his face in his jacket last Friday
Local Leftie Rattled After Realising Her Favourite TV Show Hasn’t Aged As Well As She’d Hoped
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ainsley Stevens (28) has come to discover something truly heartbreaking last night. The French Quarter resident
Local Woman Really Good At Sensing When A Guitar Is About To Come Out At A Party
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A local woman says she has a ‘sixth sense’ when it comes to knowing exactly when
The Nation
Albo’s PR Team Beg Him To Not Pop Up At Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s public relations team have held crisis talks this week
Australian Cruise Ship Enthusiast Says It’ll Take More Than Highly Fatal Rat Poo Virus To Stop Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sick in the head bloke who voluntarily goes on cruises regularly says the fatal rat
Real Estate Agent Shudders At Potential Future Where He Might Need To Do Shit For Money
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local real estate agent has shuddered at the thought of his potential future, after the
Queenslander Unfortunately Now An Environmentalist After Seeing The Baby Turtles Hatching In Bundy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of skepticism towards those salad-eating greenies, local Queenslander Frank Bishop (74) says he&
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Trump To Visit Australia After China To Continue Communist World Tour
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has taken a brief recess from installing freedom in Iran to meet
Delta Goodrem Locks In Eurovision Support From UK And Ireland By Performing Born To Try As Nina Tucker
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Australia’s sweetheart, Delta Goodrem has shocked audiences at the Eurovision Song Contest in Vienna this
British PM Kier Starmer Digs In After Receiving Motivation From Office Poster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Kier Starmer is due to face his Waterloo in coming days but for
Probably Not A Good Time For The Health Secretary Of Most Powerful Western Nation To Be A Guy Who Thinks Panadol Causes Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world grapples with concept of another deadly transmissible virus making its way around, there
Politics
Stunning: Angus Taylor Outlines A Bunch Of One Nation Policies That Are Never Coming Into Effect
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Federal Opposition has this week earned himself a pat on the back.
"Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened" Says Unusually Self Aware Baby Boomers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around Australia, there are mixed emotions over last night's Federal Budget - as
Jim Chalmers Promises Australia Will Return To The Days Where Two Teachers Could Have Five Kids And Beach House At Lennox
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In recent news, Labor has delivered a Federal Budget. With policies that terrify aspiring property investors
Coalition Dismiss Existential Concerns After Crushing The Legalise Cannabis Party In Farrer By-Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are this week facing the music, after a rather rough weekend at
Sports
Bitter Melbourne Storm Fan Makes Sure He Books His Magic Round Airbnb In Dolphins Territory
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A rare Melbourne based Rugby League fan is still not quite ready to talk about recent
Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
Caxton Hotel Introduces 'Cougar Lounge' Pop-Up For Brisbane Divorcees To Have Their Pick Of The Magic Round Bucks Parties
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Magic Round has once again arrived in the River City - as all of Brisbane
AFL Fines Carlton $75k For Starting A Much Needed Conversation About Mental Health In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has this week passed its judgement on the saga involving the Carlton Football Club