Harry Potter Obsessed 30 Year Old Enters New Level Of Insufferability As Reboot Trailer Drops
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One Nation To Win Next Federal Election After The Equivalent Of Toowoomba's Population Votes For Them In SA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly a week after the voters of South Australia sent a clear message to the major
"You Peasants Can Carpool," Say People Who Actually Should Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is asking people to carpool because America and Israel have bombed the shit
Padel Enthusiast Now Getting Into Tennis After Growing Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young man with no injuries and a disposable income has today revealed he doesn'
Probably A Good Time To Remember That Sun And Wind Don't Need To Be Imported Through The Strait Of Hormuz
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation's battles through another day under the oppression of a fuel, energy
Regional Australians Unsurprisingly The First To Get Fucked Here
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Local Dad Flawlessly Wraps Up Punishing Phone Call With “I Better Leave You To It”
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local dad, Hugh Dean was trying to take in the peace and quiet of his Saturday
New Bride Losing Steam On The Wedding Photo Roll-Out Turns To AI To Punch Up Her Captions
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Hundreds of white flags are being waved across Betoota this morning as the local
Bribie Fisho Coulda Sworn He Saw Peter Dutton Down At The Boat Ramp Today, Not A Care In The World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A coastal gentleman has this afternoon told anyone who'd listen, including this masthead, that
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Harry Potter Obsessed 30 Year Old Enters New Level Of Insufferability As Reboot Trailer Drops
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT HBO have just released the first trailer of the new Harry Potter TV series, and it
News Of Super El Nino Forming Comforts Farmer Who Didn't Have To Fuel To Put A Crop In Anyway
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Relief isn't a work that many primary producers would use to describe their experience
Local Dad Flawlessly Wraps Up Punishing Phone Call With “I Better Leave You To It”
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local dad, Hugh Dean was trying to take in the peace and quiet of his Saturday
New Bride Losing Steam On The Wedding Photo Roll-Out Turns To AI To Punch Up Her Captions
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Hundreds of white flags are being waved across Betoota this morning as the local
The Nation
With All This Shit Going On, Empathetic Suburban Man Decides He Needs To Put Away 10 Cans Of Lager While Listening To Bad Dreems
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bricklayer, Hector Trevor (30) has always had his finger on the pulse when it comes
Padel Enthusiast Now Getting Into Tennis After Growing Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young man with no injuries and a disposable income has today revealed he doesn'
Probably A Good Time To Remember That Sun And Wind Don't Need To Be Imported Through The Strait Of Hormuz
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation's battles through another day under the oppression of a fuel, energy
Regional Australians Unsurprisingly The First To Get Fucked Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news, regional and rural Australians are once again feeling the pain of
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BP Starting To Really Regret Giving Away All Of That Oil To The Penguins For Free
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the newest War in The Middle East rages, it appears that no amount of US
Trump Begins Wrapping This Whole Thing Up By Sending A Few Thousand More American Troops To War
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some great news for the people in Australia who have to buy things like food
Fresh Shipment Of Much-Needed Leaded Petrol Arrives In New Zealand
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Government has done some good this week and secured a precious shipment of
Paris Tourist Scammers Forced To Unionise As Global Unrest Deprives Them Of Clueless Aussie Holidayers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The trickers, scammers and pickpockets of the City Of Love are reportedly preparing to form a
Politics
One Nation To Win Next Federal Election After The Equivalent Of Toowoomba's Population Votes For Them In SA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly a week after the voters of South Australia sent a clear message to the major
"You Peasants Can Carpool," Say People Who Actually Should Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is asking people to carpool because America and Israel have bombed the shit
ABC Staff Strikes Escalate As B2 Kneecaps 'Scab' Dr Who For Crossing The Picket Line
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in 20 years, the ABC staff have walked off the job, leaving
Melbourne Inundated By Placards With Stunning Handwriting As School Teachers Go On Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most gorgeous use of entries and exits, punctuation and prose are on display in the
Sports
Aussie Rules Team Credits Superior Cardio For The Rings They Are Running Around Rugby Codes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As is the case in most sports, the new Rivals show is proving the time honoured
Dragons And Eels Charged With The Theft Of Sunday Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A litany of charges have been pressed against a number of NRL players this morning, after
NSW Groans As Cyclone Narelle Gives QLD The Motivation They Need To Absolutely Fuck Up The Blues Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In horrible news for the people of New South Wales, emergency services are reporting that a
Darling Grandson Joins Nanna For Dinner At The Local Club To Watch NRL360 At Full Volume On A 6-Metre Screen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending his childhood on nanna's living room floor, local bloke Luke Bellamy (28)