Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
Taco Night For One Becomes Recently Single Man's Lowest Point
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements
Family Dinner: Both Mum and Dad Completely Butcher the Word “Pho” With Full Confidence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle
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Man Exercises His White Privilege By Walking Through Customs With Gym Bag Full Of Marlboros
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some cunt's son has arrived home from overseas this week with a carry-on bag
Australian Cruise Ship Enthusiast Says It’ll Take More Than Highly Fatal Rat Poo Virus To Stop Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sick in the head bloke who voluntarily goes on cruises regularly says the fatal rat
Local Leftie Rattled After Realising Her Favourite TV Show Hasn’t Aged As Well As She’d Hoped
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ainsley Stevens (28) has come to discover something truly heartbreaking last night. The French Quarter resident
Real Estate Agent Shudders At Potential Future Where He Might Need To Do Shit For Money
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local real estate agent has shuddered at the thought of his potential future, after the
Local Woman Really Good At Sensing When A Guitar Is About To Come Out At A Party
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A local woman says she has a ‘sixth sense’ when it comes to knowing exactly when
Delta Goodrem Locks In Eurovision Support From UK And Ireland By Performing Born To Try As Nina Tucker
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Australia’s sweetheart, Delta Goodrem has shocked audiences at the Eurovision Song Contest in Vienna this
Local Man Convinced 15% Off Case Of Imported Peroni Makes Him A ‘Savvy Investor’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is reportedly exploring a future in finance after securing what he has described
Local Woman’s 4pm Nap Supercharged By Sudden Gloomy Weather
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Ashley Crawford was pleasantly surprised to hear the sound of pitter patter on
Local News
Taco Night For One Becomes Recently Single Man's Lowest Point
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recently single man who just wanted to feel something has found himself at rock bottom.
Family Dinner: Both Mum and Dad Completely Butcher the Word “Pho” With Full Confidence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local 26 year old man, Lachy Stephens was hiding his face in his jacket last Friday
Local Leftie Rattled After Realising Her Favourite TV Show Hasn’t Aged As Well As She’d Hoped
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ainsley Stevens (28) has come to discover something truly heartbreaking last night. The French Quarter resident
Local Woman Really Good At Sensing When A Guitar Is About To Come Out At A Party
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A local woman says she has a ‘sixth sense’ when it comes to knowing exactly when
The Nation
Australian Cruise Ship Enthusiast Says It’ll Take More Than Highly Fatal Rat Poo Virus To Stop Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sick in the head bloke who voluntarily goes on cruises regularly says the fatal rat
Real Estate Agent Shudders At Potential Future Where He Might Need To Do Shit For Money
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local real estate agent has shuddered at the thought of his potential future, after the
Queenslander Unfortunately Now An Environmentalist After Seeing The Baby Turtles Hatching In Bundy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of skepticism towards those salad-eating greenies, local Queenslander Frank Bishop (74) says he&
Recently-Acquired Investment Property To Be Passed Down Through Family Like A Ming Vase That Prints Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly quite lucky rentvestor from our town's hellish new-build estates of Betoota Heights
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Delta Goodrem Locks In Eurovision Support From UK And Ireland By Performing Born To Try As Nina Tucker
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Australia’s sweetheart, Delta Goodrem has shocked audiences at the Eurovision Song Contest in Vienna this
British PM Kier Starmer Digs In After Receiving Motivation From Office Poster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Kier Starmer is due to face his Waterloo in coming days but for
Probably Not A Good Time For The Health Secretary Of Most Powerful Western Nation To Be A Guy Who Thinks Panadol Causes Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world grapples with concept of another deadly transmissible virus making its way around, there
Report: Could One T Shirt Hold The Answer To World Peace?
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT New research from Betoota University suggests world peace could be on the way - and it
Politics
"Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened" Says Unusually Self Aware Baby Boomers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around Australia, there are mixed emotions over last night's Federal Budget - as
Jim Chalmers Promises Australia Will Return To The Days Where Two Teachers Could Have Five Kids And Beach House At Lennox
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In recent news, Labor has delivered a Federal Budget. With policies that terrify aspiring property investors
Coalition Dismiss Existential Concerns After Crushing The Legalise Cannabis Party In Farrer By-Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are this week facing the music, after a rather rough weekend at
Albo Increasingly Nervous That His Gung-Ho Treasurer Might Betray Labor Values By Doing Something
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian business leaders and everyday people who became millionaires because they were born before the release
Sports
Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
Caxton Hotel Introduces 'Cougar Lounge' Pop-Up For Brisbane Divorcees To Have Their Pick Of The Magic Round Bucks Parties
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Magic Round has once again arrived in the River City - as all of Brisbane
AFL Fines Carlton $75k For Starting A Much Needed Conversation About Mental Health In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has this week passed its judgement on the saga involving the Carlton Football Club
Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.