5 December 2023

City That Could Fuck Up A Stop Sign Really Thought It Could Build An Interchange That Looks Like A Hyperbranched Macromolecule

5 December 2023

Kid Who Spent 3 Years Locked Down In Abusive Household Surprisingly Now Part Of A Youth Crime Wave

IN-Focus

Local Howard Battler Downsizes To Gorgeously Renovated Terrace House

The Nation

City Worker Freshens Up On Hand-To-Hand Combat Before Returning To Rural Hometown For Christmas

Breaking news

Breaking News

City That Could Fuck Up A Stop Sign Really Thought It Could Build An Interchange That Looks Like A Hyperbranched Macromolecule

5 December 2023

Breaking News

NSW Government Starts Fining People For Parking Illegally Around New Rozelle Interchange

5 December 2023

Breaking News

How To Use Your Super To Pay For A Liberal Party Membership

5 December 2023

Breaking News

Cricketing Royalty Gideon Haigh Joins The Betoota Advocate Podcast, To Review The World Cup, Preview The Summer, Talk About His Podcast And Plenty More

4 December 2023

Breaking News

Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies

4 December 2023

Breaking News

Nation’s Aging Emos Now In Their Picnic Blanket Concert Era

4 December 2023

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The Betoota Advocate Podcast

A weekly dissection of the Australian zeitgeist with high profile Australian guests. Clancy Overell and Errol Parker, editors of the explicitly raw but iconic Outback Australian newspaper known as The Betoota Advocate report fiercely – without fear or favour.

In-Focus

Local Howard Battler Downsizes To Gorgeously Renovated Terrace House

5 December 2023

Man Sees His Tax Dollars Hard At Work As He Overtakes Elite Private School’s Coach

4 December 2023

“Dial Before You Dig? What Am I? A Leftie?” Says Excavator Operator Before Plunging Neighbourhood Back To The Dark Ages

4 December 2023

It’s Happening!

1 December 2023

Local Man Wonders Why Pregnancy Pillow Is Still On The Bed And Not In The Bin Now Baby Is Here

30 November 2023

Politic

Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies

4 December 2023

Overseas Diplomacy During Heightened Global Tensions Exactly The Same As Holidaying In Hawaii During Bushfires, Says Conservative Boomer With A Straight Face

1 December 2023

Dutton Declares Islamophobia Is Back On The Menu After Being Buoyed By Dutch Election Result

24 November 2023

Perth Mayor Removes Bus Stops From CBD After Complaints That Public Transport Attracts Poor People

24 November 2023

Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank

23 November 2023

Sports

“You’re Only Good As Your Last Grand Final” Says Queensland, Completely Vindicated By AFLW Glory

4 December 2023

Brisbane Heat Women And AFLW Lions Return South To Avenge Queensland

1 December 2023

Local Queenslander Wakes Up With A Chest Full Of Gravel After Getting On The Reverse Cough Syrup

28 November 2023

Average Aussie Soccer Fan Just Noticed The A-league Season Started A Month Ago

24 November 2023

Rugby Australia Makes Extraordinary Decision To Anoint First Ever Catholic Into Chairman’s Role

21 November 2023

South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons

20 November 2023

The Nation

City Worker Freshens Up On Hand-To-Hand Combat Before Returning To Rural Hometown For Christmas

Turns Out Spending Ten Years Trying To Ban Greyhounds And Nightclubs Doesn’t Help Anyone’s Commute

Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies

Nation Watches On As Sydney Out Sydneys Itself Again

Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg

“Australians Are Doing Fine” Says Highly Paid RBA Governor On Ritzy Speaking Tour Of Hong Kong

Local News

Local Influencer Gives Child A Catalogue Of Beige Coloured Toys To Choose From For Christmas

Recently Divorced Yuppie Makes Triumphant Return To Nightlife With Skinny Jeans And Pot Belly Combo

Medicare To Finally Offer Penis Extension Treatment For Drivers Of Ford Rangers, Dodge Rams And Teslas

Groom-to-Be Claims ‘It’s Actually Been A Breeze’ When Asked How The Wedding Planning Is Going

P!NK Announces New Australian Tour To Capitalise On All The Messy Divorces Since Her Last Visit

Engineers Give Tradies A Run For Their Money On Who Does The Hardest Drugs At Christmas Party

World News

Kissinger’s Posthumously Released Spotify Wrapped Surprisingly Reveals Aussie Duo As Top Artist

1 December 2023

Tributes Flow For One Of The World’s Most Beloved War Criminals: “Dead At 100, Far Too Late”

1 December 2023

Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time

24 November 2023

Snoop Dogg Now Working On Grunge Album After Weed Withdrawals Result In Introspective Mood Swings

21 November 2023

Bunch Of Convict Losers Win The World Cup

20 November 2023

Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark

6 November 2023

World’s Scientists And Economists Begin Questioning Their Life Work After Tony Abbott Labels Them A Cult

2 November 2023

Kim Kardashian Releases Range Of Male Undies That Makes You Look Like You Have A Stiffy

1 November 2023

Irish-American President Not Very Irish When It Comes To Palestine

31 October 2023

“It’s Actually Really Complex” Says Man Overwhelmed By The Complexity Of Rockets Killing Children

30 October 2023

Saffa Mate Celebrates Home Country Being Relevant For First Time Since Die Antwoord’s Debut Album

24 October 2023

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