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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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Local News
Bloke Wakes Up From A Ten Year Coma To Learn That A Tallie Sets Him Back More Than A Six Pack Used To
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SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young man in Betoota’s French Quarter has had his meal ruined by someone he
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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Another impatient and short tempered man has found his calling as a driving instructor for nervous
Local Woman FaceTimes Mother After Minor Inconvenience Again
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The Nation
With Pauline In Sicily And Barnaby Back On The Piss, Acting Leader Malcolm Roberts Calls For Royal Commission Into The Mysterious Min Min Lights
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hard-working leaders of One Nation are taking a well-earned break this winter, after
In Light Of Government's New AI Rules, The Advocate Consents To This Copyright Image Of Errol's Dog's Dick Being Used To Train Their Models
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has spoken this week laid out the roadmap to
Gen-Z Uni Kid Refuses To Believe People Used To Write Thousands Of Words Without AI, Let Alone Drunk And Stoned
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Man Who Could Not Complete An F45 'Miami Nights' Circuit Says BRS Is A Victim Of Cowards Who Weren't Cut Out For SAS
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Prince Harry Decides He’ll Just Start At Spoons And Kick On All Night After Being Denied Stay At Buckingham Palace
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America's Global Standing Now So Poor That Entire World Celebrates Their Loss To History’s Most Barbaric Colonisers
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Politics
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Sports
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Wallabies Return To Golden Era After Revving Up Long Lost Fanbase Who Know Every Word To Khe Sanh
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Heartbroken English Football Fans Turn Their Attention To Cheering Another National Hero To Victory
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