Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
Sydney Tells Stranded Rat Cruise To Come On Down And Dock In Circular Quay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet
Financial Advisor Subjected To Another Client Who Just Discovered Motley Fool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large
RBA Likely To Fuck Us, According To General Vibe Of Things Lately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
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Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate
Couple Whose Primary Form Of Communication Is Snapchat Might Not Be Built To Last
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young Betoota Heights couple still relying on Snapchat to communicate clearly aren't in
Met Gala 2026: Elordi Dresses Like All Queenslanders Do When Told There's Gonna Be A Strict Dress Code
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The 2026 Met Gala has kicked off over in the states, and it seems Brisbane-bred actor
"It Was A Different Time" - One Nation Candidate David Farley Attempts To Explain Past Links To Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fruitbelt of rural South-West NSW has long been an eccentric place - home to a
Japanese PM Absolutely In Awe Of Australia's Sydney To Canberra Rail Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our country has won praise from the Japanese Prime Minister today, after rolling out the reddest
Queensland Government Finally Gives Millennial Geeks Their Public Holiday
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The Queensland Government has finally legislated a public holiday honouring the Star Wars franchise following a
Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a boat full of a rare rat virus somewhere in the South Atlantic and
'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and
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Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate
Couple Whose Primary Form Of Communication Is Snapchat Might Not Be Built To Last
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young Betoota Heights couple still relying on Snapchat to communicate clearly aren't in
'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and
Mt Franklin Employee Fired After Accidentally Putting Some Actual Bubbles Into A Batch Of Tins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been left to do a bit of soul searching, after
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Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
Financial Advisor Subjected To Another Client Who Just Discovered Motley Fool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights financial advisor has this week been subjected to another client who has just
RBA Likely To Fuck Us, According To General Vibe Of Things Lately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Reserve Bank Of Australian is expected to deliver its third rate hike of 2026 this
Nation's Hardest Working People Enjoy Rare Public Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The engine room of the national economy is in neutral today as Queenslanders enjoy a rare
World News
Met Gala 2026: Elordi Dresses Like All Queenslanders Do When Told There's Gonna Be A Strict Dress Code
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The 2026 Met Gala has kicked off over in the states, and it seems Brisbane-bred actor
Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a boat full of a rare rat virus somewhere in the South Atlantic and
Report: Maybe America Needs A Little Bit Of The Tall Poppy Syndrome
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that tall poppy syndrome isn't always bad. In fact,
Melania Trump Revealed To Be The Voice You Hear When Pairing Cheap Bluetooth Speakers
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Melania Trump can sleep peacefully knowing her income is safe even once the big guy is
Politics
"It Was A Different Time" - One Nation Candidate David Farley Attempts To Explain Past Links To Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fruitbelt of rural South-West NSW has long been an eccentric place - home to a
Everyday Voter From NSW Riverina Decides To Google This One Nation Mob He Keeps Seeing On Billboards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Voters in the rural but very eccentric Federal Electorate of Farrer are set to head to
Matt Canavan Blames Nationals Costume Department After He Turns Up At Griffith Town Hall Dressed Like Interwar Italian Farmer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Matt Canavan woke up in a brand new Kings swag this morning, under a
Farrer By-Election: Voters To Choose Between A Local Independent Or A Bloke That Will Become An Independent In 2 Months When He Has A Bust Up With Pauline
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SHORT-TERM ROLE: Early voters have already begun pre-polling in towns like Hay, Griffith, Leeton and Narrandera
Sports
Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
Late Call Up Forces Old Boy To Boil A New Mouthguard In The Sheds Before Kick Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An aging prop forward is making some emergency DIY dental protection this morning, as
Brisbane Dad Taking Son To First Game Of Footy Easily Convinces Him That A Dolphin Is Cooler Than A Storm
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Chermside father is today resting on his laurels after pulling off a big brained move
Perth Bears Starting To Worry Sharky Beaches And Income Tax Can't Compete With A PNG Military Compound
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Groans were heard booming from west of the nation yesterday, as news broke that NRL superstar