Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large
Government To Keep Soundboarding Random Ideas In The Media All The Way Until Budget Night
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Government Will Build World's Largest Jerrycan As Part Of $3.2bn Fuel Security Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jerrycan visible from space is the centrepiece of the government's $3.2bn fuel
Report: Australian Design And Manufacturing Peaked With The Poison Ivy Maloo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly 6 years since Australia's favourite domestic car manufacturer discontinued trading at the end
AFL Fines Carlton $75k For Starting A Much Needed Conversation About Mental Health In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has this week passed its judgement on the saga involving the Carlton Football Club
Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
Sydney Tells Stranded Rat Cruise To Come On Down And Dock In Circular Quay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Those on board the marooned MV Hondius have finally received some good news today. Stranded off
Financial Advisor Subjected To Another Client Who Just Discovered Motley Fool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights financial advisor has this week been subjected to another client who has just
RBA Likely To Fuck Us, According To General Vibe Of Things Lately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Reserve Bank Of Australian is expected to deliver its third rate hike of 2026 this
Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate
Local News
Boring Health Freak Boyfriend Says Coconut Water That Tastes Exactly Like Chocolate Milk Might Not Be Good For You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman has today learnt that her most recent health hack was actually too good
Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate
Couple Whose Primary Form Of Communication Is Snapchat Might Not Be Built To Last
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young Betoota Heights couple still relying on Snapchat to communicate clearly aren't in
'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and
The Nation
Government Will Build World's Largest Jerrycan As Part Of $3.2bn Fuel Security Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jerrycan visible from space is the centrepiece of the government's $3.2bn fuel
Report: Australian Design And Manufacturing Peaked With The Poison Ivy Maloo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly 6 years since Australia's favourite domestic car manufacturer discontinued trading at the end
Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
Financial Advisor Subjected To Another Client Who Just Discovered Motley Fool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights financial advisor has this week been subjected to another client who has just
World News
Met Gala 2026: Elordi Dresses Like All Queenslanders Do When Told There's Gonna Be A Strict Dress Code
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The 2026 Met Gala has kicked off over in the states, and it seems Brisbane-bred actor
Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a boat full of a rare rat virus somewhere in the South Atlantic and
Report: Maybe America Needs A Little Bit Of The Tall Poppy Syndrome
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that tall poppy syndrome isn't always bad. In fact,
Melania Trump Revealed To Be The Voice You Hear When Pairing Cheap Bluetooth Speakers
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Melania Trump can sleep peacefully knowing her income is safe even once the big guy is
Politics
Griffith Farmer Who Only Hires Indian And Fijian Fruit Pickers Deeply Concerned About How Immigration Is Affecting The Cities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A second-generation migrant businessmen who only hires first generation migrant workers, says that he is being
"It Was A Different Time" - One Nation Candidate David Farley Attempts To Explain Past Links To Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fruitbelt of rural South-West NSW has long been an eccentric place - home to a
Everyday Voter From NSW Riverina Decides To Google This One Nation Mob He Keeps Seeing On Billboards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Voters in the rural but very eccentric Federal Electorate of Farrer are set to head to
Matt Canavan Blames Nationals Costume Department After He Turns Up At Griffith Town Hall Dressed Like Interwar Italian Farmer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Matt Canavan woke up in a brand new Kings swag this morning, under a
Sports
AFL Fines Carlton $75k For Starting A Much Needed Conversation About Mental Health In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has this week passed its judgement on the saga involving the Carlton Football Club
Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
Late Call Up Forces Old Boy To Boil A New Mouthguard In The Sheds Before Kick Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An aging prop forward is making some emergency DIY dental protection this morning, as
Brisbane Dad Taking Son To First Game Of Footy Easily Convinces Him That A Dolphin Is Cooler Than A Storm
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Chermside father is today resting on his laurels after pulling off a big brained move