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A local girlfriend in Betoota has been certified gross after failing to be the last one to spit out toothpaste while brushing teeth with her partner.
32 year old Suzie Roberts, has always considered herself a clean and hygienic woman, but after brushing her teeth with partner, Todd Lordy, even she is reconsidering her habits.
“I’m pretty sure I do the standard 2 minutes for the brush, that’s normal right?” Suzie asked our reporter.
“We’ll be standing there in silence brushing and it’s always like who’s gonna spit first?”
While Suzie’s boyfriend, Todd hasn’t brought up her disgusting habit, Suzie knows he’s secretly judging her and will probably break up with her about it.
“I just don’t want him to think I’m like a gross girl, I’m not a gross girl, I’m actually a really clean girl, I wash my sheets sometimes twice a week.”
Once Suzie became aware of how gross Todd may think she is, she attempted to brush her teeth longer than him.
“The toothpaste just builds up so much you know? Then I don’t want to like gag on it in front of him that’s really weird too.”
“Honestly I don’t know how he does it, he must be really serious about dental hygiene and also must have a really good gag reflex” Suzie told our reporter with an impressed look on her face.
Our reporter managed to get in touch with the impressive teeth brusher, Todd to find the secret behind his teeth brushing but was surprised to find the reason behind his serious dental hygiene.
“I actually just do it to fuck with her hahahah I just brush hell slow so the toothpaste doesn’t foam up too quick” Todd explained.
“It’s hilarious seeing her with foam exploding out her mouth… exploding might be too aggressive of a word, sorry.”
Todd actually revealed to be more gross than Suzie in every facet of life.
“My sheets probs get changed every 3 months and I don’t think I’ve ever washed my legs or feet I just let the water drip down on them in the shower.”
“At least my teeth are hell clean though!”
More to come.