Laurie Daley Revs Up The Blues With Stirring Pep Talk: "Go Out There And Give It 110% Boys!"
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Laurie Daley has set the tone ahead of Origin 2 tonight. The genius behind the Blues
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Local Man Thinks He's Helping By Mailing Bullets To The Mayor Over Proposed Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter pensioner has today expressed genuine confusion as to why everybody is
Employee Kindly Takes Resume Knowing Damn Well There Aren’t Enough Shifts To Go Round
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The unemployment rate in Australia is 4.5% according to the April figures from the Australian
‘Redraw!’ Exclaims Absolute Pub Larrakin 2.5 Seconds After The First Ticket Is Read Aloud At Meat Raffle
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Betoota Bowls Club has been raffling meat since the time of Menzies. Meat raffles are
Local Women Slowly Dawdle Out Of Restaurant In Hopes The Other Will Suggest An Ice Cream First
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Two women grabbing dinner in Betoota’s French Quarter last night were seen emerging from the
Friend’s New Boyfriend Gives Everyone The Ick With Puffer Vest And Shorts Combo
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Introducing a new partner can always be a difficult meeting to master, however for one woman
Local Woman’s Accent Leaning A Little British Means Love Island Season Is Back
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota friend group were seen with puzzling facial expressions as their Australian born friend
Only Child Finishing High School About To Learn For The First Time Nobody Really Gives A Fuck What They Think About Anything
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A young bloke with the world at his feet will learn a few things about
Full iPhone Storage Forces Local Woman To Choose Between The Joy Of Music Or Finding Love
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Heights resident was forced to make a callous decision between the two apps closest
Yum Cha Novice Does Not Let Soup Dumplings Cool Adequately
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has had the finish stripped off his tongue today at the
Hospo Worker Immediately Hired After Adding ‘Borderline Drinking Problem’ To Resume
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Hospitality worker Rowan Joseph has finally secured a role for himself at Betoota’s reunion hotel,
“Ahhhh That Explains It” Says Woman Attempting To Blame Recent String Of Extremely Toxic Behaviours On The Full Moon
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Local woman Ally Moore was this week rather pleased to learn that she’s not to
“OMG It’s Finally Perfect Harry Potter Watching Weather” Says Millennial Coworker
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Millennials across the nation are rejoicing as temperatures begin to plummet just in time for winter.