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Following an absolute rager of a Saturday night, a young Betoota woman has managed to cure her Sunday scaries with a good old morning debrief with her housemates.
24 year old Jacinta James woke up unable to sit in an upright position without feeling like she was going to throw up.
The night before Jacinta and her housemates went to a friend's housewarming that turned into quite the night! After getting stitched up standing next to a professional ping pong player in a game of rage cage, Jacinta had a mixture of beer, rose and an unknown liqueur swirling around her stomach.
“I’ve always said it’s the mixing that does it, you’ve always gotta stick to one drink,” Jacinta explained to our reporter.
“I should have listened to my own advice.”
After finally getting out of bed, Jacinta managed to make her way to the kitchen for a tall glass of ice cold water.
Thankfully for Jacinta, her two housemates were already there sprawled over the couch with their giant drink bottles and uber eats bags full of Maccas hash browns.
23 year old Riley Andrews and 25 year old Mel Zander kindly waited for Jacinta to gain the strength to come out to the common area before getting deep into the actions of last night.
The three began to unpack the night before in great detail, sharing gossip, laughing loads and completely removing any symptoms of a hangover.
Once Mel told me she saw Zoe Halbrey and Tom Johnston macking on in the street alley, I was hooked!”
Before they knew it, all three of them were standing up to tell their stories for full effect.
“I’m actually being serious but the goss like healed me,” Jacinta said dead serious.
“It was like my body was so overcome with joy that it was impossible for it to be sick.”