Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Albo’s PR Team Beg Him To Not Pop Up At Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s public relations team have held crisis talks this week
Australian Cruise Ship Enthusiast Says It’ll Take More Than Highly Fatal Rat Poo Virus To Stop Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sick in the head bloke who voluntarily goes on cruises regularly says the fatal rat
Real Estate Agent Shudders At Potential Future Where He Might Need To Do Shit For Money
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local real estate agent has shuddered at the thought of his potential future, after the
Queenslander Unfortunately Now An Environmentalist After Seeing The Baby Turtles Hatching In Bundy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of skepticism towards those salad-eating greenies, local Queenslander Frank Bishop (74) says he&
Recently-Acquired Investment Property To Be Passed Down Through Family Like A Ming Vase That Prints Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly quite lucky rentvestor from our town's hellish new-build estates of Betoota Heights
Government Shocks The Nation By Using 94 Seat Majority To Actually Have A Crack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has this week rattled the nation to its core, by dropping a bombshell.
“Oh God That’s Horrendous” Says Mum From Comfort Of Decade Old Fuzzy Dressing Gown
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT As Australian Fashion Week (AFW) gets underway, Mums around the nation are embracing their inner Tyra
Can We Just Let Alan Kohler Or Someone Do A Celebrity Budget Next Year?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical solution to a major fiscal problem has been floated this week, on the eve
Clive Palmer Spruiks Plan For 25% Tax On Solar Radiation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Increasingly reclusive billionaire and tax sage Clive Palmer has shared a new idea this week that
Eastern States Plot Revenge On Covid Free WA By Directing Hantavirus Contacts To Perth
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT East Coast officials may pull off what experts are calling the ‘revenge of the century’ as
Victorian Really Struggling To Communicate With Queenslander Who Punctuates Every Sentence With ‘But’ Or ‘Aye’
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Toorak man has been left questioning whether some cultural differences may be too big to
Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling