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For that once very noisy cohort of Australians that wade in the waters of the lowest effort conspiracies, something very exciting is happening today.
Nearly a decade since the first signs of a 'plandemic' were upon us, and the cookers have never managed to achieve the same level of relevance as they did during the COVID-19 vaccine roll out.
What has been most frustrating for them is that nobody seems to care, even after it turned out that there might have been some truth to their whole 'maybe this vaccine was made too quickly and might have a few side effects' thing.
But once the lockdowns ended, everyone went and got on with their lives. Only a few of made sure to never forget what those bastards in the World Health Organisation and their puppets in our Federal Parliament did to us.
The propaganda, the forced medical experiments. The human rights violations. Only a few kept up the fight while the sheep went back to their normal lives.
But today is the day that 'the few' will be validated.
Every phone in the country will blare an emergency siren at 2pm AEST on Monday 27 July as part of the first Australia-wide test of a new national warning system called AusAlert - or so the government says.
However, anyone who is 'awake' to the government's true agenda would know that this is just a ploy to bring us under control using certain frequencies that trigger mind control mechanisms that were implanted into 98% of the population through vaccines.
Most phones, and some smartwatches and tablets, will receive a pop-up notification and an alert sound that cannot be silenced.
The warning system will be deployed to prepare Australians for fires, floods, terrorist incidents or health emergencies, and is very much worth testing out.
However, there are concerns about the risk this kind of test poses to spouses and children who rely on secret phones due to the coercive power dynamics of domestic and family violence.
People in these situations are urged to turn their phone off in advance.
And anyone else, who somehow thinks there is a wider conspiracy related to this fairly mundane technology, have also been urged to turn their phones off.
In fact. If you are the type of person who thinks that the government is trying to control you through whistle register frequencies, then you might benefit from leaving your phones turned off for a little while.
Maybe go and touch some grass, or go for a swim. The winter sun is out today. Go for a walk. Please just stop looking into the screen.