Mum Just Can’t Understand Why Such An Esteemed TV Programme Like MasterChef Would Stoop So Low
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Heights Mum of 2 has been left seething after her Sunday evening favourite was
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"G'Day You Fucken Sucked Mango Seed Looking Fuck" Chalmers Greets Trump Logan-Style Amid Criticism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has this morning delivered what political observers are describing as a "textbook
Pope Low Key Pumped To Drop Some Fire Memes In This Online War With Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pope Leo XIV has today spoken to The Advocate about his rapidly escalating online tiff with
Girl Named Emily Adamant Bieberchella Set Was Low Key Genius, And Anyone Who Doesn't Get That Is An Idiot
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
Peace Talks Collapse With “Total Annihilation” Still A Bit Of A Sticking Point For Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has let out another collective groan over the weekend, after revelations that the latest
World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
Barron Trump Immediately Books Bone Spurs Appointment After Automatic Draft Registration Announced
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The youngest son of the FIFA Peace President Donald Trump has today wasted no time in
US Confirms Poor Black Men And Rednecks Will Automatically Be Registered For Military Draft
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Home of The Free and the Land of The Brave (T's and C&
Report: Seems Like A Circle Back Is Required For Parties To Synergise On That Ceasefire Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The warring factions of this decades Middle East conflict have today been urged to pop some
Historic Ceasefire Deal Now Has As Many Versions Of Events As Drunken Hen's Party Argument
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Less than a day after coming to terms on a historic ceasefire deal, the world is
Sorry, What Was The Point Of This Whole Thing Again?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the war in Iran enters its second devastating month, the world has once again been
Israel To Continue Attacking Lebanon Outside Ceasefire For Love Of The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Israeli government has confirmed it will continue its military operations in Lebanon following last night&
Humanity Pauses To Watch NASA Burn Through 6000 Litres Of Fuel Per Second
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Those with a bit of time on their hands have today taken a moment to watch