Prince Harry Decides He’ll Just Start At Spoons And Kick On All Night After Being Denied Stay At Buckingham Palace

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

Buckingham Palace has reportedly denied Prince Harry a place to stay during his UK visit this week. 

Though the Duke of Sussex’s team announced he’d accepted an offer to bunker down at the royal residence, they later said the decision had been rescinded after Harry didn’t reply in time. 

However, Buckingham Palace officials are instead saying Harry initially rejected the offer, then flipped and said he would stay - which by then left it too late to organise necessary staff. 

Either way, it has left Harry scrambling to make alternate arrangements for his tonight's accommodation. 

“Legit everything on Booking.com and Hostelworld.com is booked out. I wanted to stay at Wombat’s Hostel, apparently the pub crawl there goes off. But luckily the game is on at 10 tonight," he said.

“So fuck it. I’ll just start at Spoons and kick on all night.”

“Put my piss-fit military years to the test.”

“I heard Ministry of Sound is open again after that big reno they did, wouldn’t mind sussing that out tbh. Devo about printworks but what can you do.”

“Anyway I’ll just tell my team to sack off whatever I’ve got scheduled for the Sunday.”

“Just quietly I was actually hoping I’d get to have a mad night out after Meghan said her and the kids wouldn’t be coming to London with me, so this is kind of perfect.”

"It may be coming home but I'm certainly not ha ha."

“Actually, do you happen to know how many Long Island Iced Tea pitchers Spoons will let me order at once??”