Heterosexual Millenial Man Praised For Innovative Halloween Costume

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

A 30 year old straight man in Betoota’s flight path district has seemingly broken the mould with his never-before-seen costume idea this weekend. 

Quincy Warner had been thinking long and hard about what to wear for halloween when the idea finally came to him. 

“I was thinking and thinking, like what the fuck can I wear this weekend? I thought maybe Mario for a second. That’s just such a classic,” he said. 

“Or every bloke knows Halloween is a good excuse to wear a skirt, so I thought I could do that, probably get a few laughs while I’m at it.”

“But then it hit me. Fucken Alan from the hangover, get a little fake baby and everything.”

“Banger, right? Like that is just a cracker of a movie and the costume is so easy but still funny as.”

Unfortunately for Quincy, he was yet to realise at any given party with heterosexual males in attendance there is bound to be at least 7 Alan costumes in sight. 

Still, that didn’t stop him. In fact, when he got to the event, all the Alans had formed a cluster. 

“Fuck met some A1 lads on Saturday night, those boys know ball,” he told our reporter. 

It’s reported the costume will make several more appearances for any future events where Quincy is required to dress up. 

“Just so classic. You should've seen me. I was on fire. Everyone's like, 'ayeeee, it's Alan! Sick costume bro!'."

"Good times," he said, chuckling and shaking his head.

More to come.