UK Ironically More Like A European Nation Than They Ever Were Before Brexit

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UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has finally given in to the social media noise and announced he will resign as the British leader.

This follows mounting pressure from his own MPs who are already worrying about their salaries being taken from them at the next election in 2029.

This now means UK Labour must vote for their seventh British prime minister since leaving the European Union in 2016.

Ironically, this shameful ten-year run of oustings and resignation makes Great Britain look far more European than they ever did when they were members of the EU, as they are now competing with post-GFC Greece and Italy for the record of most leadership changes in the one decade.

For those who have lost the ability to remember anything that pre-dates last week's algorithm trends, BREXIT stands for 'British Exit' - and is a reference to the extreme messy 2016 United Kingdom European Union membership referendum of 2016.

The historic vote asked the British public whether they wanted their country to continue to remain a member of the EU, or leave.

Those who wanted to stay was a rare combination of old fashioned conservative diplomats and young progressives, the latter of whom forgot to vote because the referendum took place on the same weekend as the iconic Glastonbury Festival.

Those who wanted to leave were economically stressed working class voters in the north who were sick of being losing jobs to the harder working and lower paid Polish migrants on EU visas, as well as the sleazy London property moguls who wanted to rid the UK of European laws so that they could usher in dark money from the Russian oligarchs who are now the biggest donors to the Reform Party, which is currently so popular that Labour have ousted their leader Keir Starmer because he isn't charismatic enough to combat the populism of a billionaire puppet who has no political policies outside of apparently deporting the non-European migrants that have been brought in to replace the European ones.

The result was a vote in favour of leaving the EU, which took another five years and four Prime Ministers to finalise.

Since then, three more have been burnt through - making Britain the most European country outside of the EU.