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The extremely kind and selfless billionaire Taylor Swift has wed NFL star Travis Kelce at New York City’s Madison Square Garden over the weekend.
The two day ceremony, which was officiated by Adam Sandler and attended by another thousand of the world's biggest names, saw much of central Manhattan closed down.
Taylor, who was the first musician in history to achieve billionaire status, also has the largest carbon footprint of all celebrities.
In 2023, the world went into uproar after it was revealed Taylor had taken 178 flights on her trusty private jet.
Some of these trips included distances that would have taken the same time in a car - the shortest of which was just 8 minutes, between two airports in California.
However, her 4th of July royal wedding has seen Taylor smash this record with flying red white and blue colours.
According to insiders, rather than have her father Scott walk her down the aisle, the two flew the 30 metre distance in her Dassault Falcon 7X.
“It was a really beautiful moment,” said a family member who refused to be named.
“She looked like royalty stepping down those airstairs.”
"She has written like 12 albums about this day, of course she's going to take her liberties."
The attendee also confirmed Taylor's very own 2008 track 'Love Story' was playing as the jet made its way down.
Upon finishing the ceremony, Taylor and Travis reportedly boarded the Falcon and headed to their honeymoon location, which is rumoured to have been just half an hour away due to convenience purposes.
More to come.