Labor's New Immigration Policy Underway As ICE-Style Agents Swarm On Irish Overstayers Outside The Espy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fourteen drunk and sunburnt Irish nationals have been taken into Federal custody today, as the Department
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Holiday Beach Day Concluded Nicely With 1 Hour Of Phone Time Back At The Hotel
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After months of meticulous planning, Google spreadsheets, saved Tik Tok videos, planned Instagram dumps and many
Local Introvert Makes Sure To Maintain Friendship Circle By Attending At least 1 Out Of 5 Social Outings
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who has declined the last four invites to social gatherings has been forced
Local Woman Who Thought She Was Getting In Early Only Slightly Surprised 2 Hour Domestic Flight Home For Christmas Is Going To Cost Her $1750
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter has made no effort to feign shock after discovering
New Swimmer Humbled By 84-Year-Old Lady Effortlessly Overtaking Him With Flawless Tumbleturns
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who hates running but wants to lose some weight has been absolutely humbled
As Winter Concludes, Car Boot Is Treated To Another Bin Bag Full Of Clothes That Will Never Be Donated
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT With the end of winter finally in sight, hundreds of women in and around Betoota have
Middle Class Australian Family Breaks The Mould By Not Naming Pet Staffy ‘Roxy’
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A family in Betoota Plains are being praised for their efforts to branch out following a
Bloke Carrying 24 Toilet Paper Rolls Under His Arm Clearly Needs To Do A Gigantic Poo ASAP
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that is brazenly walking through his own suburb with a new supply of goona
Edgy Gen X Man Vows To Still Write 'Jedi' As His Religion On The Census Form
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local 48 year old Mark Chifley has vowed to continue his comical tradition of writing down
Local Man Pushing 30 Still Not Sure How The Second Cousin Once Removed Bullshit Works
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man from Betoota’s flight path district has made it a decent way into his
Ritalin No Match For Fruit Roll Ups
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Green Road State School student is currently bouncing off the walls after somehow managing to
Local Woman’s Sick Voice Sadly Not So Husky And Sultry And More Like Frank Walker From National Tiles
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Betoota Heights local Chloe Parker (25) has spent the last few months somehow managing to evade
Friend Who Always Shouts The Uber Feeling A Weird Kinship With Gina Rinehart
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A friend that always finds herself paying for the uber is currently feeling an uneasy kinship