Dolphins Fans Walking Around Like They Own The City
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the world’s premiere River City, Dolphins fans are currently walking
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Local Introvert Makes Sure To Maintain Friendship Circle By Attending At least 1 Out Of 5 Social Outings
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who has declined the last four invites to social gatherings has been forced
Local Woman Who Thought She Was Getting In Early Only Slightly Surprised 2 Hour Domestic Flight Home For Christmas Is Going To Cost Her $1750
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter has made no effort to feign shock after discovering
New Swimmer Humbled By 84-Year-Old Lady Effortlessly Overtaking Him With Flawless Tumbleturns
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who hates running but wants to lose some weight has been absolutely humbled
As Winter Concludes, Car Boot Is Treated To Another Bin Bag Full Of Clothes That Will Never Be Donated
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT With the end of winter finally in sight, hundreds of women in and around Betoota have
Middle Class Australian Family Breaks The Mould By Not Naming Pet Staffy ‘Roxy’
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A family in Betoota Plains are being praised for their efforts to branch out following a
Bloke Carrying 24 Toilet Paper Rolls Under His Arm Clearly Needs To Do A Gigantic Poo ASAP
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that is brazenly walking through his own suburb with a new supply of goona
Edgy Gen X Man Vows To Still Write 'Jedi' As His Religion On The Census Form
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local 48 year old Mark Chifley has vowed to continue his comical tradition of writing down
Local Man Pushing 30 Still Not Sure How The Second Cousin Once Removed Bullshit Works
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man from Betoota’s flight path district has made it a decent way into his
Ritalin No Match For Fruit Roll Ups
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Green Road State School student is currently bouncing off the walls after somehow managing to
Local Woman’s Sick Voice Sadly Not So Husky And Sultry And More Like Frank Walker From National Tiles
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Betoota Heights local Chloe Parker (25) has spent the last few months somehow managing to evade
Friend Who Always Shouts The Uber Feeling A Weird Kinship With Gina Rinehart
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A friend that always finds herself paying for the uber is currently feeling an uneasy kinship
Sydney Data Centre Dispute Causes Yuppies To Begrudgingly Side With The Golfing Community
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A looming data centre in a southern Sydney suburb has forced a local woman to join