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"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident

Man Raising Eyebrows At Mate's Festival Smuggling Method Guaranteed To Be First To Ask When Inside

A Newtown man has today copped an entree sized serve from his mate, after a little bit of carry on.

NZ Election Projected To Be Decided By The 30,000 Kiwis Living In Melbourne

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The New Zealand general election will be held tomorrow, and is expected to come down to

WTF! Never Saw That Coming!!!

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has let out a sad, collective shrug today, after a court confirmed that Russell

Spreadsheet Master Orchestrates Detailed 4 City, 3 State Tactical Offensive For Rugby World Cup

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has gone and done it this week.  Bill Brooks (32) from our town’

America Begins To Try Fix Its Global Reputation Like A Hungover Man That Went Too Far Last Night

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT America has collectively woken up to one of the worst hangovers in all of recorded human

Karl Bushby Says Journey Probably Would’ve Only Taken 10 Years If He’d Of Done It Off The Back Of 6 Pints

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT On Monday, British adventurer Karl Bushby returned from his 50,000-kilometre (31,000-mile) walk

Trans-Tasman Freight Ship Capsizes Under The Weight Of Aussie-Based Kiwis Mailing In Their Votes

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Kiwis are preparing to hit the booths this Saturday almost ten months after PM Christopher Luxon

Milk Spill Promptly Followed By Tears

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local toddler has today disbanded all sense of emotional stability shortly after an unfortunate accident

Actress That Had Slight Success Overseas Now Has Leading Role In Whatever Australian Production They Want

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT An actor who you probably haven’t heard of has had their pick of the tens

First Time Yo-Chi Customer Gets Stung $40 After Unclear Directives

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Yo-Chi virgin has suffered quite the surprise at the counter after realising just how

70 Year Old Bar Fly And Broke 21-Year-Old Bond Over Drinking Real Beer

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Two men separated by fifty years have found common ground at a local pub after discovering