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Self Esteem Boosted Drastically After Nan Inappropriately Comments On Size

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local young woman is walking around Betoota with an extra hop in her step today

Proposed Flying Fox Automatically Sees New Local Playground Promoted To Elite Tier

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A below average Betoota playground has recently had a glow up with the addition of a

Introvert Mate Prepares To Decline Whatever It Is You're About To Invite Them To

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT I THINK I’M BUSY THAT DAY SORRY: A local introvert has today preemptively rejected an

GoGet First Timer Feeling Like A Secret Agent Activating Keyless Kia Picanto

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A sheltered white boy with a boring desk job is experiencing a short thrill

Bloke Who Preferred The Thinking Man's Mario Kart Growing Up Also A Weird Contrarian In Other Aspects Of His Strange Life

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A lower-middle-class gentleman from Betoota Heights has reflected on his childhood this

Morally Superior Conservative Plays Dumb When Someone Brings Up The Five Years He Spent Abusing Red Mitsubishis

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT People need to take responsibility for themselves, and their kids. That's according to a

Local Woman Sheds Single Tear As Most Loyal Companion Of The Last 10 Years Finally Bites The Dust

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman is today mourning a close friend and trusted ally of the last decade - her

No, Short Hairy Mate Did Not Get Asked To Audition For Mr Tumnus In New Narnia Film!

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today thanked a group of mates for their interest in his

Politics

Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Liberal Party have once again chosen

Trump Accuses Ukraine Of Midterm Election Interference After Russian Bot Farm Strikes

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has accused the Ukrainian Government of meddling in the next

It's Coming Home! Argentina Unveil Retro Kits For Upcoming Falklands War II

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Argentina has taken the next stop towards kicking off war with the Poms again, by unveiling

Millennial Woman’s Phone Melts As 25 Group Chats Light Up About Girls Revival

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Millennial women across the globe have this morning entered meltdown mode following a HBO post announcing