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Man Who Sleeps On Sheetless Mattress With No Frame Tells Younger Cousin The HSC Isn't That Important

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man sleeping on a Sheetlets mattress on the floor has assured his cousin that

Comedian Mate Labels Bank Transfer As ‘Prozzy Money’

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A request for a reimbursement of funds has provided a Betoota funnyman with the opportunity to

Australian Rugby League Fan Now Blatantly Rooting For The Usos For Semi Final

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Australian rugby league fan who just want the international game to look like a real

37 Year Old Man Finding It Harder And Harder To Suppress Urge To Buy A Switch 2

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 37 year old man continues to fight the urge to fork out the cash for

Man Confesses To His Therapist That His Issues With Authority All Stems From Getting Stung With No-Hat-No-Play

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has traced his lifelong resentment of authority back to a primary school teacher

Farmer Transforms Run Down Barn Into Glamorous Wedding Venue By Hosing The Slab Once

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local farmer is laughing all the way to the bank this afternoon after

Dodgy Tobacconist Chain Acquires David Jones Building

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Sydney's historic David Jones building has reportedly been acquired by Egyptian based Tobacconist chain

Local Woman Relieved As Boyfriend Commits To Novel Strategy Of Investing In Something Other Than 8 Leg Multis

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights woman Sally Nixon has today received some welcome news courtesy of her now officially

Blue Wave Arrives Just In Time For Girls Reboot

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Yesterday’s midterm blue wave has laid the cultural groundwork for the return of millennial optimism’

PBR To Introduce A New Category For Transgender Bullriders After Democrats Take Control Of The South

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The American political system has been thrown off kilter today, after major swings to the Democrats

Mate Who Owns A Projector Instead Of TV Wants To Have A 144p Movie Night

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man in Betoota’s flight path district has today subjected himself to a public humiliation

DJs Closure Forces Millennial Parents To Ditch Santa Photo Plans And Go With Old Faithful

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Young parents are scrambling this week after the nation's last great monument