Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
Boring Health Freak Boyfriend Says Coconut Water That Tastes Exactly Like Chocolate Milk Might Not Be Good For You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman has today learnt that her most recent health hack was actually too good
Government To Keep Soundboarding Random Ideas In The Media All The Way Until Budget Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today confirmed to The Advocate that it's keen to continue
Griffith Farmer Who Only Hires Indian And Fijian Fruit Pickers Deeply Concerned About How Immigration Is Affecting The Cities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A second-generation migrant businessmen who only hires first generation migrant workers, says that he is being
Government Will Build World's Largest Jerrycan As Part Of $3.2bn Fuel Security Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jerrycan visible from space is the centrepiece of the government's $3.2bn fuel
Report: Australian Design And Manufacturing Peaked With The Poison Ivy Maloo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly 6 years since Australia's favourite domestic car manufacturer discontinued trading at the end
AFL Fines Carlton $75k For Starting A Much Needed Conversation About Mental Health In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has this week passed its judgement on the saga involving the Carlton Football Club
Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
Sydney Tells Stranded Rat Cruise To Come On Down And Dock In Circular Quay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Those on board the marooned MV Hondius have finally received some good news today. Stranded off
Financial Advisor Subjected To Another Client Who Just Discovered Motley Fool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights financial advisor has this week been subjected to another client who has just
RBA Likely To Fuck Us, According To General Vibe Of Things Lately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Reserve Bank Of Australian is expected to deliver its third rate hike of 2026 this
Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate