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Albo Warns We’ll Fall Behind In AI Like We Have Living Standards Unless He Kowtows To Tech Creeps

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has fired a shot over the bow of local copyright holders

Before Lunch Airport Beers Great In Theory

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A recent study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) has revealed

Politics

One Nation's Current Lack Of Support In QLD Put Down To Powderfinger's 1998 Diss Track 'The Day You Come'

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent data shows that Queenslanders view One Nation as merely a volatile political hand grenade that

Man Rocked After Girlfriend Asks Person She Just Met If They Fancy A Pash

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has received the audible equivalent of a brush of an electric fence on

Piece Of Shit Dryer Continues Relentless Vendetta Against Local Man

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The universe's quest to conspire against Ben Talty has gone to another level this

World News

Whimsical Ballet Flats Mask The Bloodied Bandaids and Weeping Blisters That Hide Beneath

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A fashionable young woman has taken to social media to show off her recent overseas outfits

“It’s Such A Red Flag If You Don’t Like Cats” Says Owner Of Evil Cat That Won’t Let Anyone But Her Touch Him

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The owner of an extremely hostile cat has taken a moment to lay down her dating

6 Week Situationship Enters The “Sending Mildly Funny Reels To Each Other” Stage

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Gen Z situationship has just reached the next phase of dating which is sending mildly

Fun Night With Friends Dampened By Woman’s Inability To Remember If She Turned Her Straightener Off

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A night out with the girls has ended up being an anxious woman’s nightmare, as

Chapel Street To Cut Out The Stuff In The Middle And Just Become One Very Long Tobacconist

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Mayor of Prahran is reportedly giving the people what they want.  Speaking outside a for

Local Gay Man Absolutely Filthy He Didn’t Know His Close Personal Friend Lady Gaga Was Pregnant

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A millennial gay is kicking himself for not knowing sooner that his close personal friend, Lady

BYD Salesman Allays Shitbox Fears By Confirming You Won't Find A Better Shitbox For $20K

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact That redheaded young fella at BYD Betoota Heights has told a bloke this afternoon