"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Private Equity Ruins Yet Another Nice Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Faceless men in nice suits have claimed another victim this week, as David Jones has officially
20 Years Later, The Rest Of Texas Finally Catches Up With The Dixie Chicks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what looks to be the most radical shift in American politics since the Roosevelt Presidency,
“Pathetic” Says Kiama Man Visiting Bicheno's Blowhole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A blowhole enjoyer has failed to be impressed by one of Tasmania's
Iran Prepare To Bomb America To Help Facilitate Regime Change
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The geopolitical superpower of Iran is today preparing for a military intervention. Iran has this evening
Intentionally Making Life Hard For People With No Long-Term Gain Not A Successful Political Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that being needlessly nasty to everyone that you deem to be weak and powerless
Aussie Households Would Probably Spend Less If These Giant Companies Weren't Price Gouging Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The CEO of the Australian Mortgage Holder and Rental Association (AMHRA) has today confirmed to The
Australian Retailer Booms After Owner Rebrands With A Self Deprecating Business Name
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A local shop owner in Betoota Plains has seemingly discovered the secret to a booming, sustained
PM Vows To Slash Government Spending, Still Not Clear If That Means Scomo's $400B Vanity Subs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the Reserve Bank's decision to raise the cash rate for the 5th time
Report: Nothing Like A Packed Bus On A Dreary Morning After Yet Another Rate Rise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Reserve Bank of Australia is awash with excitement this morning, after learning that their most
Punter Scoffs At RBA's Pathetic Attempt To Send Him Broke, As If He's Not Perfectly Capable Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today laughed in the face of the top end of town, after
Local Man Opts For Fish n’ Chips After An Unpleasant AI Glitch In Pub’s Melbourne Cup Specials
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local man has decided to run with the fish n’ chips option this afternoon,
Drunken Corporate Divorcee In The Sponsor's Tent Currently Running A Masterclass In Burning Bridges
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he