Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Australia’s Fat Arse Sportsbetting Suits Starting To Get Really Pissed Off By These Actual Athletes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The coked up and incredibly un-athletic white collar archetypes that make light work of the
Angus Taylor Fronts Media To Reassure Them He Isn't Worried About One Nation At All, Like He Literally Doesn't Care, Fuck Off Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's Opposition Leader has today appeared in front of the cameras (of all
Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
6 Simple And Easy Translation Tips For Real Estate Jargon In Modern Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation comes to term with the dystopian hellscape that is post 26 Budget Australia,
Pocock Lights Up His First Ever Cigarette And Exhales In Complete Silence After Learning That Online Sportsbetting Companies Have Been Providing Hookers And Coke To Suicidal Problem Gamblers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that Australia's culture of problem gambling is way, way worse than anyone
Local Woman’s Sick Voice Sadly Not So Husky And Sultry And More Like Frank Walker From National Tiles
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Betoota Heights local Chloe Parker (25) has spent the last few months somehow managing to evade
Real Life Squid Games About To Kick Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Korean stock market is currently mirroring the Wests Tigers NRL team. You could argue it
Real Estate Agents Frightened By New Phenomenon Of People Buying Homes To Live In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that banning child traffickers and foreign drug cartels from laundering the proceeds of crime
Scientist Who Invented Baby Wipes That Come Out One-At-A-Time Dies Mysteriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland Police have their work cut out for them this week after a prominent
Local Bloke Set For His Own Odyssey With 16 Schooners Tonight, Followed By 12 Rental Inspections, A Baby Shower And In-Laws Birthday Party Tomorrow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A modern day Odysseus is preparing for his very own Odyssey this evening. Nearly 3000 years
Lachlan Kennedy No Longer Fastest White Boy On Earth After Young Local Dad With 30 Minute Window For Schooners Shatters Record Running To Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father of two from our town's northern outskirts has this week
Tools Down Everyone Let's Go To The Pub Because At The End Of The Day, It's All Just A Big Club And You're Not Invited
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday afternoon finally and like everyone else, our politicians and media