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Jim Chalmers Says C'mon Let's Just Focus On The Melbourne Cup Today Hey

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? YEAH NOT MUCH: Tens of thousands of punters are currently trackside

Local Intern Might’ve Used ChatGPT For The Office Sweep

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact “That lazy little toad” wheezed Trevor Cummings (46) as he pulled a piece of scrunched

Bloke Who Had Flutter On 2018 World Cup Has Already Received 78 Bonus Bet Offers Today

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local man is drowning in text messages today, as he withstands waves of digital

Albo To Let Sportsbet Use The New Nationwide AusAlert System Just For Today

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact Australians have been warned to keep a close eye on their phones today, as the

Gambling Addict CEO Suddenly Cares About Equine Welfare If It Means Keeping Workers At Their Desk Today

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local CEO has this week stood by a stunning and brave call to finally put

Gen-Z Take Advantage Of The Last Halloween To Fall On A Saturday While They Are Still Young And Hot

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Australia's poor Gen Zs have hard their first cruel encounter with the sands of

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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's nearly Christmas pigs, and I'm not talking about that bullshit

Post-Noosa Triathlon Root De-Railed By Simultaneous Cramps

Shocked And Confused It’s Already November? Just Focus On The Mangoes

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT As Christmas decorations continue popping up left right and centre, it’s apparent we have officially

Historical Context Of Lebanon’s Thrilling Victory Over France Completely Lost On NRL Commentators

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ear drums were perforating in Western Sydney overnight as fans of the Lebanese national rugby league

Heterosexual Millenial Man Praised For Innovative Halloween Costume

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A 30 year old straight man in Betoota’s flight path district has seemingly broken the

Crippling Economic Crisis Sees Poor Bank Only Post A $6.8 Billion Profit

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The well publicised tough times that are currently afflicting the country, have claimed another victim today.