WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's nearly Christmas pigs, and I'm not talking about that bullshit fucking family event where you have to sit down and have a meal with your nearest and dearest.
I'm talking about the MELBOURNE FUCKING CUP!!!!!!
Yep, the greatest day of the year has arrived, and it's time to get fucked up, and fuck up your bank account - because that's what LEGENDS DO.
REEEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE.
And to celebrate the best day on the calendar the LEGENDS at PigBet are offering new customers up to $2000 in bonus bets for first time depositors.
So if you aren't already one of the PIG CLUB, sign up!
If you are already a PIG, get the missus to make you an account, the kid, the mum, the dad, who fucking ever you can - to make the most of these bonus bets before that COWARD in The Lodge tries to stop ordinary everyday Aussies from taking the first step towards a crippling gambling addiction at the hands of predatory online bookmakers.
Because tomorrow is the god damn Melbourne Cup, and it's time to PUNNTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Hoggy Hoggy Hogggyyyyyyyyy. Oi Oi Oiiiiiiiiiiiii!
