All Diplomatic Ties Cut With The America After Blatant Attack On Our Native Fauna
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The United States has finally done it.
After decades of pushing the friendship with things like endless wars in foreign lands, the United States of America has somehow crossed the line.
Despite sending years of cashed up high volume pains in the arse, the States have finally manage to fuck the relationship by shipping some hunting influencer to...
Australia Considers Hitting The US With Reciprocal 20% Tariffs On Keith And Nicole
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Our great southern land is today mulling over how to hit back at our fair-weather allies in the north of the Pacific.
The nation of Australia is reportedly considering firing back in the tariff war with the United States, by hitting them where it hurts.
In a bi-partisan measure, all major and minor parties have come to an...
No Time To Dig Into Appropriateness Of Using Taxpayer Funds To Attend Sports Events, Because It’s Actually Weirder That Dutton Would Use Them To Attend The Sydney Rugby 7s
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The nation has once again been left scratching its head today, at the actions of our politicians.
The cause for consternation comes after it was revealed that Opposition Leader Peter Dutton (and a raft of other politicians) have been racking taxpayer funded bills up on extremely expensive flights to and from major sporting events.
However, while some might...
Ozempic Rumours Swirl Around Polo Bear After Debuting New Snatched Look
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The famous Polo Bear has this week set tongues wagging around the world.
Known as the more suave version of Queensland's famous Bundy Bear, Polo is known around the globe as a fashion icon who enjoys rubbing shoulders with celebrities and attending notable events.
However, the Bear has caused rumours to swirl amongst fans and fashion critics...
Malcolm Turnbull Accuses The ABC Of Being Pusillanimous On His Ambulatory And Obloquy Disagreement With That Egocentric Megalomanic Donald Trump And His Conga Line Of Sycophants Who Are Canoodling...
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The former Prime Minister of Australia has hit back at the current US president today - in a big way.
Taking to one of the soap boxes in the City of Sydney, Malcolm Turnbull has gone whack on President Donald Trump over his behaviour in the White House, and the ABC over its coverage of those comments.
The...
Daily Tele Slams Disgusting Bulldogs’ Supporter For Inciting Dragons’ Fan To Throw Pie At Him
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Rugby League's paper of merit has today continued its fearless reporting on some of the very WORST fans in the game.
The Daily Telegraph has this afternoon revealed the disgusting behaviour of some Bulldogs fans over the weekend.
A reporter who refused to put his name on the story has shared details of the horrific incitement by Bulldogs...
AFL Opening Round Only Slightly Less Confusing Than Hook Turns
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The Victorian Football League is today yet to comment on the incredibly weird event that was 'Opening Round.'
Renamed from Round Zero or whatever it used to be, the refreshed 'Opening Round' left many scratching their heads over the course of the weekend.
Aimed at trying to attract and Queensland and New South Wales audiences, the idea behind...
Cyclone Alfred Dissipates After Big Tino Fa’asuamaleaui Heads Down To The Goldie To See What’s Up
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Tropical Cyclone Alfred has become ex-tropical Cyclone Aflred, after being put on the gronk hard today.
The erratic and needy weather event has officially been called a tropical low dog by meteorologists, following a rather humbling run in with a Queensland icon.
The blustery weather event was re-classified earlier today after a bit of carry on down at...
Peter Dutton Handcuffed By Liberal Staffers After Being Caught Googling Honolulu Holiday Packages
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The man aspiring to lead the country back on track has had quite the end to his working week.
With his electorate filling sandbags and battening down the hatches, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has unfortunately been ruled out of action pretty early.
After a big week of flying down to host functions with hospitality billionaires and lunch with...
Conservative Brisbane Voter Pained To Admit The Greens Have Put That Traitor Dutton To Shame
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A Carina man has today been forced to make a big admission.
A former rusted on Liberal voter who know swings more to the middle, Andrew Wilson (59) has been at pains to admit this morning that those 'stupid fucking lefties in the Greens' have been going the big lift.
Swinging through the Toowong Bowls club to pick...
