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Frydenberg’s Media Code Hospital Pass Starting To Look A Lot Like Turnbull’s NBN Hospital Pass

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nightmare that has been the government's media bargaining code is starting to look like the type of self-sabotage that a Prime Minister only engages in when he wants to dash the political ambitions of a colleague. This comes as the Federal Government continues to get rinsed down by...

Jenny Tells PM To Look At Facebook Changes As If His Own Daughters Were Independent Newspapers

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation and the government try to frantically wrap their head around what the fuck happened this morning, our federal empathy consultant has reportedly offered up some sage advice. Jenny Morrison, the wife of Scott Morrison, has implored the Prime Minister to put himself in the shoes...

Pop Now Avid Supporter Of Refugees And Climate Action After 1 Day Without Sky News On Facebook

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Pop has revealed he's seeing the world in a new light today. The 73-year-old retired fitter and turner from Betoota Grove Ambrose Coorey is walking around with a real spring in his step, after making it past lunch without being told his entire existence is under...

Melbourne Yuppie Who First Voted Labor At 45 Will Take A Motherfucker’s Life For Dan Andrews

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT An inner-north Melbourne architect has this week once again emphasised that she has no qualms with nailing her flag to her premier Dan Andrews. This marks quite a journey for Bronwyn Nallieu (49) - who voted Labor at a state level for the first time in the 2018...

Jenny Convinces PM To Stop Throwing Bricks From Grand Parade Overpass: “Think Of Our Girls”

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is taking a stand to ensure that people are safe from being hit by bricks when driving under overpass, after a chat with his wife regarding this issue last night. It is believed that Morrison was reportedly hurling jagged bricks off the...

Liberal Party Staffer Alleges She Was Raped By Colleague In Parliam… VACCINE NEARLY HERE!!

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Health Minister Greg Hunt has today announced that 142,000 doses of the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine are nearly ready to go!!! After months of saying that we will be vaccinating against this virus any minute now, the Government has today reaffirmed that we will be vaccinating any minute now!!!

Two Fa Deal At Servo Twists Tired Local Man’s Arm

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A worn out local man has succumbed to his tired brain today. Speaking to us out the front of the Betoota Ponds servo on a mild summer’s evening, Rick Harvey nods to the two softie’s in his hands. “Had to fill up, and it’s been a big day...

Surfer PE Teacher Gives Drug Talk That Only Really Condemns ‘Today’s Hydroponic Shit’

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local PE teacher Brian Campbell suffered the public indignity of teaching a sit-down theory class and having to act as if they are the same as other teachers. As the class sat down politely and waited for the 50 minute ordeal to be over, they were somewhat interested when...

Millionaire Hot Seat Now The Last Remaining Avenue For Eddie McGuire’s Casual Racism

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The elitist Victorian sense of humour - that makes fun of both Aboriginal people and toothless bogans - has taken a hit today. This comes as Eddie McGuire has stood down as President of his beloved AFL club, Collingwood F.C, effective immediately. McGuire is held...

Boomer Housewives Of Sutherland Warn Craig Kelly One More Conspiracy Away From Getting Zali’d

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The most politically activated demographic of the southern end of the Sutherland Shire have decided they might have had enough of their local member, according to the grapevine. This comes the Member For Hughes, Craig Kelly MP, continues to embarrass both the Liberal Party and his relatively safe...

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