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Lithgow Panther Rumour Survives Gospers Mountain Bushfire

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Gospers Mountain 'mega fire' started from a single ignition point in late November, but has now destroyed an area seven times the size of Singapore and is still burning to this day. With reports that close to one billion animals have perished throughout the 2019-2020 Australian bushfire season,...

Canberra HSV Owner’s Hail Damage Shaped A Lot Like The Toe Of His 1999 Kookaburra Gold Crown

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Properties and vehicles right across the nation's capital are being surveyed today by the villainous corporate suits who work in the insurance game, following yesterday's furious ten-minute-long hailstorm. This climatic anomaly comes after thousands of respiratory problems were reported following a very long month of disgustingly thick bushfire smoke...

Highly Religious 77-Year-Old Says Type Of Shit You’d Expect From Highly Religious 77-Year-Old

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian media pundits are in a state of shock today, after comments made by a highly religious woman who was born in rural NSW nearly 80 years ago. Margaret Court has doubled down on her controversial opinions of highly nuanced gender and sexuality theory, after returning to Melbourne Park...

Alienated Hospo Worker Considers Taking Up Smoking To Fit In

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Lonely bartender/glassie Lauren Childs was once again subjected to the distant sounds of laughter coming from the smoking area. The socially awkward hospo worker had tried her hardest to fit in with the Shifty Hen crew but unfortunately for her, most of the bonding activities seemed to occur...

Goondiwindi Working Dog Wondering How Far He Has To Run To Get Away From The Sprinklers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Western Queensland and New South Wales continues to receive some of its best rainfalls in months, the downpour is yet to break drought but has helped further squash persistent bushfires. In NSW, the Northern Tablelands, Northern Slopes, Northern Rivers, Mid North Coast and Hunter have relished in some...

Blind Drunk Brickies Punching On Outside Pub At 1PM Fair Indication We’ve Had Some Good Rain

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Over the least 24 hours, the east coast of Australia has experienced great reprieve from drought and bushfires. Widespread showers and thunderstorms have dumped more than 100 millimetres across parts of drought-stricken Queensland - resulting in hundreds of fist fights outside licensed pubs across the state.

Tasmanian Premier’s Resignation Reminds Nation That Tasmania Has A State Government

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly two decades as a politician himself, and three generations of politicians in the family, Tasmanian Premier Will Hodgman has today joined the long list of Liberal Party leaders who resign quickly and quietly with very little explanation. Two years out from the next state election, Mr Hodgman...

School Teacher Promises Self She’ll Make The Most Of Her Last Month Of Christmas Holidays

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights local Bridgette Mckenzie experienced a few tiny pangs of regret this evening. Sitting on the couch as the credits rolled on another season of Greys Anatomy, Mckenzie promised herself that she wouldn't spend the next few weeks binge-watching TV shows. "Tomorrow, I'll...

Scotty From Marketing Arrives At Scene Of Victorian Bushfires Wearing 10 Different AFL Scarves

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hazardous air quality alerts for Melbourne and surrounds will be in place until at least this evening for the bushfire smoke blanketing central and eastern Victoria. The state recorded the worst air quality in the world yesterday, as smoke from East Gippsland fires spread and authorities alerted the...

Excited Toorak Mum Finally Gets To Use High Beams On The Range Rover

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The five-million people living in Melbourne have been met with chaos and respiration issues as smoke from bushfires in East Gippsland and the north-east continues to blanket the state. Firefighters were called out to nearly 200 false fire alarms overnight, largely due to the smoke smothering the city.

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