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Sky News Admits It Was ‘Wrong’ To Air Interview With Serial Backpacker Murderer Ivan Milat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After a heavy backlash from viewers, Sky News Australia says it was wrong to air an interview with convicted serial killer and current inmate at Goulburn Supermax, Ivan Milat. The former Belanglo State Forest-based road worker was invited onto the Adam Giles Show for a studio interview and spoke with the former Northern Territory chief minister about protecting countries against "foreign...

Fairly Standard Quarter Life Crisis Put Down To ‘Toxic People’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local Betoota woman who doesn't like her job, is having a pretty textbook falling out with a few of her girlfriends, and is still reeling from a bit of a messy break up, has decided that all of her woes come down to the fact that she has too many toxic people in her life. Christina Moffat (24)...

Turnbull Accidentally Hugs Own Staffer After Mistaking Her For Generic Akubra-Wearing Farmer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In great news for drought-stricken farmers, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has dusted off the old Akubra and made his way west of the Sydney Fish Markets for the first time since Barnaby Joyce's frenzied by-election win. But this time, it wasn't to help ensure Barnaby Joyce was gainfully employed before he revealed to the world that he had a...

Office Worker Too Proud To Admit The Standing Desk Thing Was Just A Phase

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Just over a month ago city worker, Claire Oakden, kicked up quite a stink in the office around the negative health problems associated with sitting desks, so much so that HR felt obliged to buy her a standing desk. Now, a mere month after Claire’s ‘sitting is the new smoking’ tirade, cracks are starting to appear in her holier-than-thou...

First Night On The Piss After Dry July Big Enough To Undermine Health Benefits Of Dry July

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The last 31 days spent not touching any grog were all for nothing, it has been confirmed. That's according to local accountant and prominent boozehound, Kylie Reid (30) who recently undertook the gruelling month-long abstinence from alcohol. The third of August marked the first Friday arvo drinks that Kylie had taken part in since the start of July, meaning she...

Police Launch Investigation To Find The Dog Who Tried To Set Up Bryan Fletcher

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Detectives from the New South Wales Police Major Crimes Unit have launched an investigation into a video that surfaced earlier this week which shows NRL personality Bryan Fletcher being stitched up. The footage, which allegedly shows Fletcher (44) looking to purchase a small zip-lock bag of what seems like an illicit substance from an 'Uber'...

ALP Gets A Bit Cocky After By-Elections And Announce Plans To Begin Executing Bank Executives

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact ALP Leader Bill Shorten recorded a resounding victory over Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's government, winning four of five Federal by-elections around the country, to return the seats that he had already won last election but actually lost because his own colleagues couldn't remember where the fuck their parents were born. Hundreds of thousands of Australians went to the polls...

Social Media Post Funny Enough To Warrant Dropping A ‘B’ In Front Of The ‘ahaha’

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local tradesman has today given a humorous social media post a big old tick of approval. Browsing through his phone on lunch, Curtis Shayler stumbled upon a hilarious photo of a DIY fail on Facebook. So funny was the post, that it called for the dropping on a ‘b’ on the ‘ahaha’ comment that went along...

Usain Bolt Spotted At Kincumber Maccas With His New 93 Toyota Hilux Flat Tray

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Tuesday's announcement that Usain Bolt will be joining the A-League has been met with excitement from north of Sydney to south of Lake Macquarie - as the world's fastest man confirms he has signed with the Central Coast Mariners. Bolt had long expressed a desire to play professional football, but has not been able to make that dream come true, after trialling with German...

Report: USB Actually Wasn’t The Wrong Way Around The First Time

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local USB thumb-drive has been accused of lying to it's owner this afternoon, after being successfully inserted after three rotations. The USB's owner, Sally (22, marketing, West Betoota), says she isn't even surprised anymore - and says she doubts that there has ever been anyone that has successfully inserted their thumb drive into their laptop the first time...

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