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Oakleigh Almost Confused For Athens After Papou Installs Decorative Fibreglass Balustrades

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After thirty years of renovating, local papou, Conrad Gerbouris (72) is finally content with his front porch. The post-war migrant made a vow to his wife in 1986 that there would not be a blade of grass within the boundaries of their entire workers cottage by the time grandkids came along. Today he can proudly say that the job...

NSW Premier Calls Party Room Meeting To See If Any More Bush Drunk Morons Wanna Have A Crack?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has held an emergency meeting between all MPs within her government this morning, to see if there are any more useless rural dissidents who want to question her leadership in the midst of this global pandemic that she appears to be handling quite well, when compared to literally...

Barilaro: “Gladys Is Out Of Touch With Average Voters Who Just Want To Blow Koalas Heads Off”

As the Queensland and Victorian Premiers continue to trade barbs with the Prime Minister over their respective COVID-19 responses - the NSW Government has decided to go to war with itself. Gladys Berejiklian is in turmoil, after Deputy Premier and Nationals leader John Barilaro said his party would no longer support her government's legislation...

Uncle Tony Advises UK To Cut All Ties With Coca-Cola And Only Import Lillyman’s From Moree

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his first week as a Trade Advisor for the United Kingdom, Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony Abbott has today done more for regional Australia than he did in his entire career as a Federal MP. As Boris Johnson's newest recruit to a conservative British government working tirelessly to...

“Ummm… Just Wait. Is That It?” Says Bloke Who Can Apparently Play The Guitar

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a night a jolly storytelling, eating and drinking - a local bloke has decided to pull out a guitar. With the mood around the campfire now cheerful enough to initiate a sing-a-long, guitar-owner Brett Gooley (30) wants to get at least one solo song in first before it's no longer about him. With the pressure on for his...

Kitchen Reno Finally Complete After Mum Updates Ice Cream Bucket Of Rotting Vegetable Scraps

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact As the power point faceplates were fitted and the fridge was wheeled back in, Mum and Dad’s kitchen reno was almost complete. Soon the new kitchen would be churning out the same food the old kitchen did, but with fancy garnishes to bring the food up to the high standard set...

Local Woman Unsure If It’s Her Womanly Intuition Speaking Or Just Trust Issues Again

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE |CONTACT Feeling that all too familiar pit of fleeting despair, a nervous Georgia Statham finds herself pausing on her way out the door. Tonight should be an exciting occasion - it’s her third date with Jason, after all. But after sloughing her way through half...

Rite Of Passage Begins As Teenage Girl Stumbles Upon First Marilyn Monroe Quote

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE |CONTACT Becky Nates is not a little girl anymore. Well, she doesn’t think she is anyway. The fourteen-year old Betoota Grove student has embarked on her first modern teenage rite of passage - a morbid obsession with a glamorous Hollywood star who died before her...

Toddler Gives Dad An Extra Special Public Meltdown For Father’s Day

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local 38-month-old completely lost his mind this morning in a popular French Quarter cafe in a touching tribute to his Dad, who's celebrating his third Father's Day today. Quincy Ryder, 36, received the tantrum just after 11 am in front of friends, family and perfect strangers after he had to explain to his son Dakota...

If Facebook Bans News Websites, Where Will Aunty Jill Learn About The Global Jewish Agenda?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians could be blocked from sharing news content on Facebook and Instagram, in Zuckerberg's most recent flex against Australian policymakers. Facebook has issued the threat in response to a proposed law that would see Facebook and Google forced to pay Australian media organisations for hosting their content.

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