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Greens Anti-Back-Burning Agenda Blamed For Record High Temperatures In Penrith On Saturday

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The arguably made-up anti-hazard-reduction policies of the Australian Greens are this week being blamed for the fact that Western Sydney experienced the hottest day ever on record over the weekend. Temperatures across Australia's south east have soared over the weekend as parts of NSW came close to 50...

Dutton Quietly Begins Learning How To Count

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems rats are know chewing in the ranks, as Prime Minister Morrison continues his death spiral towards being forced into a Mike-Baird-style 'personal reasons' resignation and a lifetime of lobbying Liberal Party policy on behalf of the Pentecostal Christians. While Scotty From Marketing is far too egotistical...

Heroic PM Receives Standing Ovation From Thankful Cobargo Residents, Says Murdoch Newspapers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sky News and the Murdoch newspapers are today reporting that Scott Morrison was forced to abandon a meet-and-greet in a bushfire-ravaged NSW town after being overcome by extremely excited and thankful residents. The prime minister on Thursday visited the Bega Valley township of Cobargo, which was engulfed by flames...

Caravan Park Unveils Toilet Paper So Thin You Can’t Even See It

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A critical part of the Aussie caravan park experience is about to get a whole lot more personal with the recent release of newly-developed toilet paper that is so thin it can’t even be seen with the naked eye. Lani Miller, owner of the optimistically-named Betoota Holiday Resort has spent the last...

Nation Wishing Government Would Take Bushfires As Seriously As A Few Needles In Strawberries

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As rural New South Wales towns like Lithgow and Bilpin continue to lose properties to out-of-control bushfires, regional Australians are beginning to wonder what is more important to the coalition: Maintaining the mining lobby's powerful stranglehold on all federal policy and environmental impact assessments, or possibly addressing the...

Political Agenda Much? This Bloke Reckons Record-Breaking Heatwave Might Be Bad For Bushfires

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local semi-retired fitter and turner has today shown his true colours as a bleeding heart leftie with a political agenda. Horrace Whitaker (62), shocked the Sky News loyalists that he drinks with on Saturdays by pointing the Australian Bureau of Meteorology reports that show irrefutable data that...

Nation’s Flaky Dads Inspired By PM’s Ability To Blatantly Run Away From His Responsibilities

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing is under fire for fleeing Sydney’s bushfire and air pollution crisis on a business class Jetstar flight to Honolulu, as his social media accounts remain untouched for days and his office refuses to explain why he isn't in the country. Mr Morrison’s office has also...

Woman Having Another FaceTime Conversation with the Top Left Corner Of Parents’ Head

MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A local woman has endured yet another poorly-framed FaceTime conversation with the top left corner of her parents’ heads. Gabbi claims for years now she’s only been able to catch glimpses of her parents, who live overseas, because of their inability to properly aim the camera on...

Report: Dad Is Going On About Diane Keaton Again

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact BREAKING: a local father of three has launched into yet another monologue about Diane Keaton being the greatest actress in the world. The Advocate can confirm that Mr. Shannon started singing her praises while watching ‘And So It Goes’ a film starring Keaton and Michael Douglass.

Local Improv Coach Declared Supreme Decider On What Is and Isn’t Offensive

MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A big honor has been bestowed upon Melbourne native Chris Connors – he has officially been declared the supreme decider on what is and isn’t offensive. Our reporters were able to catch up with the 28-year old improv coach while he was with some of his students.

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