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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights Public (BHP) teacher has today thrown in the towel, it can be confirmed. Sophie Willet said she's given up trying to police the book week fancy dress parade. This comes as the school and the nation roll through the fourth day of Book Week. Book Week is an annual event each year, that sees schools...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has offered some very much unwanted information to his adult children today. Taking to the family group chat, old Darren Walton has decided to celebrate the Immortal status of one of Rugby League's greats by letting his kids know that he used to get a leg over. "I used to be Mad Ronnie Cooter baCk...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights mum has today kindly offered up some words of support to one of her acquaintances. Rolling in for the afternoon pickup at Betoota Heights Primary (BHP), go getter mum Alicia Ainsworth decided to let one of the other mum's know that she's doing fine, honestly. This comes after Ainsworth actively brought up how low effort...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big wigs in the Labor party are today coming to terms with a hectic ultimatum. Make a difference to the society they are elected to govern or keep enjoying the fruits of long lunches, corporate boxes and a loaded ALP Punt Club. This is the choice facing Anthony Albanese and his cabinet ministers as the debate about...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have this week proven one of the most well known scientific theories known to humankind. The celebrity couple have spectacularly called it quits, providing yet another example of getting back with your ex being a bad idea. Lopez has reportedly filed for divorce this week, with her lawyers putting in the paperwork on...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state and federal government have today re-committed to their ‘ambitious’ emissions reductions targets.  Speaking to The Advocate from the Greater Diamantina Clean Energy Summit, hosted by our very South Betoota Polytechnic University, Queensland’s Premier and Australia's Prime Minister have assured us that everything is on track.  “Yeah, we are absolutely going to meet our reporting targets,” laughed Premier Steven...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The rugby league world has today been rocked by a bombshell revelation about who will be the next Immortal. Although many had expected the 14th Immortal to pretty much be a done deal, NRL insiders have confirmed that it is not who everyone is expecting. That's right, it can be revealed exclusively by The Advocate that the NRL...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just a day after going live with the snazzy new metro line from Sydenham to Chatswood, the State Government is already facing a PR crisis. With the city being abuzz after the success of the new metro-line that is set to 'transform the city,' revelations have started to leak that these new trains aren't all they were cracked...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A boisterous local woman from Betoota Heights has today given a fringe member of the family group a big tick of approval. Janine Wilson (64) has done so by confirming that her nephew's new girlfriend is an 'absolute hoot.' The ultimate sign of respect from Janine, the praise came following a family wedding up in the Diamantina Hills...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local landlord has today taken matters into his own hands after getting frustrated with some pesky tenants. Grahame Warrington-Whitely (65) said that he's decided to just sort a lingering issue with one of his investment properties out himself. "Mate, I'm cutting out the middle man and sorting this mould issue," said Warrington-Whitely. "I'm so god-damn sick of...