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Nation’s Job Seekers Begin Enquiring About Those Lucrative Work From Home Gigs

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As nearly a million Australian's find themselves in the shithouse position of being out of work, the few employers out there looking for staff are being inundated with resumes. One employer, in particular - Ontrapaneur, has been hammered nearly as hard as underresourced local Centrelink's who currently have...

Report: Well, Surely That’s The End Of These Fucking Things

It is for this reason, among many other unappealing elements of the cruise ship industry, that everyone is kind of thinking this might be the end of them.

Border Force Claim There’s Been Boomers Overboard In Effort To Turn Cruise Ships Around

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news breaking this afternoon, the Australian Border Force has today claimed that boomers have been thrown off a cruise ship and into the sea. The sensational and appalling claims come after 1700 passengers on a cruise ship due to dock in WA were not allowed...

Video Call Offers Rare Glimpse Into Coworker’s Abhorrent Living Conditions

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact With the first working from home week for most of Betoota’s big businesses drawn to a close, there are some interesting learnings starting to emerge, the main one being the abhorrent living conditions of coworkers. “In an office, people can scrub up and put on a persona, but video...

Australian Live Music Scene Doing About The Same Right Now

LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT With the World Health Organisation (WHO) recommending people stay at home as much as possible and practice social distancing, one industry remains relatively unaffected. LISTEN TO OUR COVID-19 SPECIAL WITH DR. NORMAN SWAN! WHAT TO DO? WHAT NOT TO FUCKING DO DURING THIS PANDEMIC

Local Bushie Practices Social Distancing By Ordering A Crisp Glass Of Pinot Grigio At The Pub

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the cities continue to implement measures to prevent the spread of COVID-19, rural and regional Australians are being urged to immediately follow suit with simple hygiene and social distancing tactics. One local bushie, Noel Carmody, is way ahead of the curve in his efforts to flatten the curve.

After 1 Week In Detention, Comrade Dutton Calls Di Natale To Formally Apologise

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Even amongst the madness that is this COVID-19 riddled world, the contents of a particular phone call might be the strangest thing you'll read today. The news out of the little Island of Christmas, is that Peter Dutton has today phoned former Greens Leader Richard Di Natale to...

Pauline Overcome With Jealousy That Coronavirus Is Getting All The Credit For Closing Borders

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly half a decade of achieving absolutely none of the things she said she would work day and night to implement in Federal Politics, Senator Pauline Hanson has today been beaten to the punch when it comes to no longer allowing foreigners into the country. As of...

‘Social Experiment’ Turns Out To Be TV Producers Generating The Absolute Worst In Society

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT TV viewers reacted with shock today after allegations that “Social Experiment” is actually a keyword used by Television Producers to refer to train-wreck reality TV shows where the audience gets the opportunity to gawk at contestants placed in situations they are not comfortable with. William Rance, Executive Producer of...

Norman Swan Takes Over From Shane Fitzsimmons As Nation’s Daddy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of last night, Gold Walkley award winning Dr Norman Swan has officially replaced NSW Fire and Rescue Chief Shane Fitzsimmons as Australia's daddy. This comes as Norman Swan, host of the ABC Coronacast, has risen through the clutter as a calming voice on the current coronavirus pandemic.



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