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Chinese Liberal MP With Close Ties To Chinese Spy Agencies Might Be A Bit Suss, Says Racists

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since Josh Frydenberg's citizenship status was brought into question during the 2017 Australian parliamentary eligibility crisis, the Liberal Party has today put their foot down and said that racism is NOT okay. This comes as the Member for Chisholm, Gladys Liu MP, faces accusations of...

Local Dad Carefully Rations Out Mint Slices Like Soviet Food Coupons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Clive Gasnier (55) isn't fucking around when it comes to his treasured mint slices. That means, one is enough for you, and it's none of ya business how many he has because he paid for them and no one even knew they were in the fridge until...

Cash Only Cafe Files Reasonably Punctual And Accurate Tax Statement

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local small Italian Cafe/Restaurant in Betoota's French Quarter has shocked the ATO today. Barely two months since the end of the financial year, Il Grassa Chode has just filed reasonably accurate tax documents. In a piece of admin that has left many at...

Vegan Protestors Step Up The Activism By Storming Pubs And Chaining Themselves To Buck Hunter

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Vegan protestors have caused havoc around the country again this afternoon. Pubs across the nation are currently in crisis mode after a number of protestors chained themselves to their Buck Hunter machines. The activism immediately followed the announced that Labor would be supporting the...

Concerning Report Finds Australian Kids Now On Par With Irish Lollipop Ladies For Screen Time

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A majority of Australian children are spending more than the recommended daily limit for screen time, that's according to a new report by the Australian Institute of Family Studies. At 4–5 years old, Australian children are averaging more than NBN-contractors per week-day. By 6-7 years old, this increases to...

Distinction Average Student Underplays Nerdy Home Life By Claiming She Definitely Failed Exam

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young university student named Ashley White who still lives at home with her parents and doesn't work has made an interesting claim today. The student currently studying at Betoota Polytechnic today confided in a fellow classmate that she has 'definitely just failed that exam.'

PornHub Reports Huge Spike In Searches For ‘Fluming’

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It’s only been a few days since Flume’s rear end rumble went viral, however we are already seeing a number of interesting learnings come out of the faux-rim.  According to The Advocate’s data analyst, while there has been a huge increase in the number of people searing for Flume, what’s emerged...

Disgusting Video Emerges Of Flume Eating A Fillet-O-Fish

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Australian DJ Flume has shocked fans for the second time in a week, after a new controversial video emerged. Video footage has emerged online of the music producer, programmer and DJ ploughing through a Filet-O-Fish. The video of the disgusting act, follows the young...

Pauline Wants To Know Who This Billy Wheeler Bloke Is And Why His Family is Getting Deported

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finally calming down from a big week preparing herself to climb Uluru, before getting too scared to continue climbing Uluru, Pauline Hanson has today tuned into the wireless to hear about what else is going on in the world. It didn't take long before the One Nation leader...

White Bloke Who Sends His Kids To School With 1.25L Bottles Of Coke And Gets Into Blues At The RSL On ANZAC Day Faces No Pushback Over Plans To...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local deregistered cab-driver and former harness-racing promoter Logan Titmus has today decided it might be time for a tree-change, after successfully getting himself banned from every hotel and club in Mackay. The 49-year-old father-of-6-scattered-across-different-towns-in-central-Queensland is reportedly eyeing off the subtropical regional centre of Biloela, in the heart of the...

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