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City2Surf Gives Bondi Residents Actual Reason To Rock PE Nation

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While the nation’s charity organisations were looking forward to Sunday’s City 2 Surf, there’s another large group of people whose eagerness almost outweighed them – Bondi’s PE Nation wearers. PE Nation is the activewear of choice for almost all Bondi residents, but up until now they haven’t had many...

Spectacular Drunken Argument Topped Off By Silent Mate Staring Into Oblivion

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Flight Path District played scene to a drunken argument between friends earlier this week that made up in decibels what it lacked in substance. Witness reports are varied but the drunken conversation is believed to be about veganism, Australia Day and Coles Minis with some sources stating Israel...

Local Woman Informs World That She Now Has A Disposable Income With Dyson Purchase

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman has let the world at large know that she's now living very comfortably. Ashley Wilson informed everyone of the fact she's no longer managing her finances on a week to week basis by purchasing an exorbitantly priced vacuum cleaner. The...

Simmons Allowed Into Crown After Returning With Chinese Passport, Permission Slip From Dutton

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Crown Casino has finally allowed Australian basketball superstar Ben Simmons into their venue today, days after he claimed to have been racially profiled by bouncers at the venue's gambling room entrance. Simmons, 23, told his 4.3 million followers on Instagram that he was barred from the casino after staff...

19-Year-Old Returning From 6 Week European Contiki Pretty Much An Alcoholic Now Haha

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Betoota Heights man returning from Europe named Tony Williams has confirmed that he is, in fact, effectively a full-blown alcoholic now. "Legit though, I'm actually fucked " laughed the young man touching down this afternoon. The 1st year engineering student getting...

Crown Casino Offer To Take Ben Simmons Wombat Hunting As A Way Of Apologising For The Racism

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Crown Casino has responded after a video from Aussie NBA star Ben Simmons appeared to suggest he was racially profiled after being held up by security at the entry to the embattled gambling venue in Melbourne. The Instagram video was posted by the Philadephia 76ers All-Star last night before...

“Is This What You Fucken Morons Were Going For?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 29 civilians were murdered in cold blood in two different shootings across America yesterday, Australians are now posing the question to Pauline Hanson and her cronies if these kinds of senseless gun murders are what they were hoping to achieve by meeting with the NRA and asking them to help them...

Definition Of Snack Becomes Broader After Fifth Cone

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Research teams at the CSIRO are finalising a report that could provide strong evidence of cannabis being positively used to increase imaginative ability and outside of the box thinking. The five-year research piece has already generated a lot of attention after providing a study group of 90 regular cannabis...

Barnaby Joyce Quickly Logs Out Of Uber Driver App As Channel 9 Crew Rush The Landcruiser

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The recently-povo Former Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce has today played it cool after nearly being caught out doing Uber runs on the side in his $95,000 taxpayer-funded luxury Toyota Landcruiser. This follows a tumultuous few days for the Member Of New England, who has found himself in the...

Barnaby Joyce Caught Minesweeping Empties At The Pub

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The recently-povo former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today held strong on his thin household budget, by somehow getting away with only spending $20 on a night out with his mates at the New England Hotel in Armidale. This comes days after Mr Joyce made it publicly clear...

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