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Great Barrier Reef Takes To Social Media To Post Incredible #10YearChallenge Photo

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nations greatest natural wonder has taken to it's social media channels this morning to post an incredible transformation picture. Following the lead of celebrities across the globe and people you aren't really friends with on your social media feed, the Great Barrier Reef posted a #TenYearChallenge photo...

Triple J Confirm Hottest 100 Votes Are Ineligible Unless They Are Posted On Social Media

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking music news coming out of Sydney, it has been confirmed today that votes cast for Triple J's Hottest One Hundred will not actually count unless they have been posted on social media. The controversial move comes less than a month out from voting closing and is believed to have thrown many who 'slaved' over their top...

Geoffrey Rush Thinking About Pulling A Spacey

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of Sydney, Academy Award-winning actor Geoffrey Rush has revealed to The Advocate that he is contemplating pulling 'a spacey.' Rush told us of the drastic move after more allegations of inappropriate conduct were levelled at him. The allegations come from 'Orange Is The New Black' star Yael Stone, who made explosive claims that Rush exposed himself to...

Little Cousin Wants To Know If You’ve Ever Heard Of Goon Of Fortune

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “ Have you guys ever played goon of fortune?” Chase Dall (15) asked his older cousins, while sitting around an outdoor table out of earshot of his parents. Chase’s cousins are all 23-29 years old, so when he asked them if they knew how to play this particular drinking game, they knew they were about to have a bit...

Soon-To-Be Very Unwell Man Has Another Hash Brownie Because First Didn’t Work After 5 Minutes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who probably smokes pot once every two years, has today decided that he must have a high tolerance to the THC in his mate's new batch of brownies, and that one brownie wasn't enough. Having never experimented with cannabis-infused edibles before, Scotty Maley (31) was more than eager to have a crack when his mate...

“What About Men’s Rights?” Says 30-Something Whose Mum Still Does His Laundry

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Full time stay at home son, Jesse Wickens (34), never saw himself becoming an activist but has found himself fighting for the greater good, asking the question ‘what about men’s rights?’ from the comfort of his childhood home where his mum still does his laundry. Saunders claims that sexism is a problem that was solved in the '60s...

Senator Canavan Begins Destroying Adani Paper Trail Ahead Of Federal Anti-Corruption Body

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It's been all stations go at the Federal Resources Minister's office today. With Scott Morrison announcing a new federal anti-corruption body this morning, the Resources Minister Matt Canavan and his staff have been getting on the front foot. Labor, the Greens and minor parties have long campaigned for a corruption watchdog, and in the current political climate, Morrison decided to make...

‘No Fear’ Bumper Sticker Seemingly At Odds With Owners Opinions On Immigrants

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Contractor Owen Green (33) has been accused of the hypocrisy of the highest order, as his NO FEAR bumper sticker seems to be completely at odds with his opinion on immigrants. An avid bumper sticker collector, Green has hidden the rust on his red land cruiser ute with a collection of stickers that seem to predate tolerance entirely. “If...

Millennial Begins Enjoying Life After Setting Standards Incredibly Low

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local millennial Nina Turner (27) claims to have unlocked the key to happiness and is enjoying adult life for the first time after setting her standards incredibly low. After graduating with a Bachelor of Communications, Turner first learnt she might have her expectations set too high when she actually expected her tertiary education to land her a job. Following...

Group Chat Under The Impression ASIO Gives A Fuck About Their Depraved Bender Videos

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local group of mates are up in arms today after the news broke about the new national security laws being passed by parliament. The new laws mean that national security agencies will be able to intercept messages on encrypted apps and platforms in an effort to crack down on terrorism and serious criminal activity. While the move has been...

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