Bloke Picks Up Case Of Fosters In A Throwback To Glory Days When Houses Were Like 20k
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A happy go lucky bloke from Betoota Heights has today been reminded of a simpler time.
The throwback came at a rather unexpected location - the middle aisle of a local Dan Murphys.
Brayden Iose says he had his memory cast back to the glory days, after stumbling upon an Aussie icon- long thought to be lost in the annals...
Apprentice Rocking Up With New 9 Piece Milwaukee Tool Set In Tray Must Have Gotten One Of Those Renewable Gigs
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A Betoota Ponds apprentice sparky has copped some shit today, by rocking up the worksite sporting a flash 9-piece tool kit that even some of the more seasoned tradies haven’t splashed out for.
Breaking the unspoken rule that no noob should spend thousands of dollars on tools or hobbies they’ve just started, Tom Briggs, 18, has already given himself...
RBA Reveal They’re Unable To Lower Interest Rates Because Not Enough People Have Lost Their Houses
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The Reserve Bank Of Australia has this week put a dampener on the mood across the nation, confirming that they aren't so keen on lifting interest rates.
While some economists and banks are speculating that rates could be lowered up to four times in the next twelve months, RBA Governor Michele Bullock has told everyone to hold their...
Murdoch Court Battle Intensifies As Family Fight Over Ownership Of Australian Political System
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The secret court hearing in the US state of Nevada has heated up today, as the powerful Murdoch family squabble over ownership of their assets.
While the proceedings had revolved around the untangling of the structure of News Corp and changes to the family trust, the court has now moved on to who gets the rights to the...
Fitness Bro’s Cycling Obsession Sees Him Fork Out More For New Bike Than He Did For First Car
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A local pixel pusher who inhabits a cubicle in Betoota's Old City district has today had a moment of realisation.
The young engineer who grew up on the mean streets of Brisbane's Greenslopes before moving to the Betoota area said the moment occurred after he realised how much he just paid for a new set of wheels.
While...
Betoota Talks: The Humble Immigrant Turned Golden Boy Of Australian Sport Joins The Podcast To Discuss Smashing Broken Guitars, Winning Gold, Watching Cathy With Kylie, And Much Much More
https://omny.fm/shows/the-betoota-advocate-podcast/interview-michael-klim
Hyperactive Northern Beaches Tradie Quiet As A Church Mouse On Western Sydney Site
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Local Manly Sea Eagles fan and notoriously loud construction worker Seamus Thompson (29), was reportedly quieter than a cute little mouse on his Western Sydney construction site this morning.
Seamus, usually the first to loudly declare the superiority of his Northern Beaches lifestyle and Sea Eagles fandom, has found himself at odds with the site's predominantly Bulldogs supporting tradies.
"Yeah...
Bulldog’s NRL Finals Run Ends, Taking The Long-Awaited Return Of The DOGGIEEEZ Hip Thrust With It
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A local man that has zero connection to the Canterbury-Bankstown area is devastated that the once popular "DOGGGIEESZZ" hip thrust won't be making a return after the Bulldogs last minute elimination yesterday.
The hip thrust, which was a viral gesture in Sydney schools throughout the 2000s, was reportedly preparing for a comeback as the Bulldogs braced for an out...
20-Something-Man From Generationally Wealthy Family Bravely Quits Job To Travel And Find Himself
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Local man Hugo Rowe-Smith is this year being lauded for his bravery and his sense of adventure.
The 28-year-old finance guy has won praise for packing it all in, and sticking it to the man!
Smith-Rowe has done so by walking away from his well paying job in the city and heading overseas for an undisclosed amount of time....
Leftovers To Stay In Office Fridge For Another 24 Hours As Monday Melancholy Starts To Bite
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A container of local leftovers in a Betoota CBD office have lived to fight another day.
This comes after Betoota Heights man Ashton Roberts made the executive decision to fuck off the mass of rice, soy sauce, eggs, and some random vegetables.
The decision was reportedly made after a slow dragged out Monday morning in the office, with Ashton...
