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NRL Player Tests Positive To Banned Substances At Well You Can Probably Guess Which Club

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the NRL's rising stars has failed an ASADA drug test just two days before the rugby league was tipped to return from it's mid-season hiatus caused by the COVID-19 outbreak. The NRL can today report that the 19-year-old centre has been provisionally suspended and faces a...

Fox Sports Contact Shane Heal For Story About How He Was On The Same Golf Course As Jordan Once

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It looks set to be another day, and another interesting story from journalists at Fox Sports today. Get up to speed on the news in our easily consumable honest regional news wrap here: With very little happening outside of the...

NRL Star Learns To Read After Developing Autism From Flu Vaccinations

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another win for the anti-vaxxer movement, it seems the fears of Australia's NRL WAGs have been once again been proven correct today. This comes after a 26-year-old man Tugun man began experiencing permanent changes in his neurological functions. Close friends and family of...

“Put Me On Uce” Profusely Sweating Barnaby Tells Stephen Kearney

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New Zealand Warriors might receive more than they bargained for it can be confirmed today. Now moving to Gosford after 18 days based in the New England town of Tamworth, the NRL team desperate to do everything they can to keep the game going have been informed...

19-Year-Old From Fitzroy Offers Opinion On Institutional Failings Of Late 1990s Chicago Bulls

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Michael Jordan and his double-three-peat Chicago Bulls dynasty remains a hugely popular cultural drawcard - even more than two decades after their last NBA title. This was clarified last night following the airing of the final two episodes of the 10-part ESPN/Netflix docuseries The Last Dance, which...

NRL Anti-Vaxxer’s Love Of Money Actually Stronger Than His Philosophical Stance On Flu Shots

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news that has rattled the nation to its very core, some NRL players have chosen to chase a paycheque. This comes after the two remaining Gold Coast Titans players holding out on the flu shot are reportedly set to get the jab after having their lucrative pay...

Heavily Botoxed NRL WAG Tells Heavily Tattooed Husband To Not Let Those Needles Near Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent rugby league WAG, Kaylentaya Shayley, has today drawn a line in the sand. Her husband, Braydeighn Shayley (32), who plays fringe NRL for a club that will never win a premiership has been told by Kaylentaya to sit out the 2020 football season - as the freedom...

“Duh, Maybe, Uh, We Should, Duh, Start Thinking About, Duh, Starting Again Too Duhh” Says AFL

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man in charge of running the Australian Football League has today suggested that maybe it's time to possibly start thinking about doing what the NRL has been working on for the last month, or like something like that. This comes after the runt of the Australian sporting...

NRL Sacks Biosecurity Experts And Brings In Player Wives To Orchestrate Season Comeback

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news from the harbour city of Sydney, the NRL has announced a bold new strategy to ensure they get back on the field by May 28. The game's governing body has today sensationally sacked it's biosecurity experts responsible for the groundbreaking program to play the...

Vaccine Scientists Develop NRL-Friendly Flu Shot That Can Be Racked Off An iPhone

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leading vaccine and immunology scientists from the Betoota's University of Western Queensland campus have today made groundbreaking developments that could resolve the National Rugby League's newest pre-kick-off hurdle. The breakthrough research has seen a new variation of the common flu shot, which could be administered to vaccination skeptic...

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