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Small Town Pie Shop Really Letting Success Go To Their Heads

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn Australian slab of tall poppy syndrome might just be what the good doctor ordered after a small town pie shop has really let the success go to their heads.In the coastal Betoota sister town of Magpie Bay, local pie shop The Pissed Patissier has built up a reputation for baking pies so good people from the city...

Wallah Cuz This Is The Year, Confirms Bankstown Barber

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's been 20 years since Willie Mason and the famous Dogs Of War gloriously snatched the NRL premiership from Uncle Nick and the boys from Bondi. The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs. A storied rugby league club. The family club. A club that unites locals of all different creeds and backgrounds. Their membership includes the Greek migrants whose flag blends in perfectly...

Pakistan Braces For Tight Loss Against Cricketing Powerhouse Canada in Totally Non-Suspicious Circumstances

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Pakistan cricket team is gearing up for another close loss tonight against tournament contenders Canada as their T20 World Cup campaign derails further. It comes after the 2022 runners up went down to host nation USA in a Super Over decider last week and their most recent six run loss to India just the...

Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The saga gripping Australia's extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this morning. Former Liberal Treasurer and current Chairman of the Nine media organisation Peter Costello has found himself at the centre of a furore after seemingly putting a shot on an Australian newspaper journalist. Believed to be the first ever disagreement between a News Corp...

Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands. Hosting the second game in the Women's State of Origin Series, the deities that look over the game of rugby league down south have turned on an absolute day for some interstate footy. Fresh off the back of a win in at...

Report: Fuck Stoinis Is Stacked

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's not the first time the Betoota Advocate has reported on this, but the facts remain the same. Western Australia and Melbourne Stars cricketer, Marcus Stoinis, is stacked. Not in a steroidy Western Australian AFL player way either. It's a natural, creatine and iron, type stacked. Four years ago, in 2020, The Betoota Advocate reported 'How Bout The Pipes...

Delusional Blues Fan Says Red Cards Should Only Be Given For Voluntary Manslaughter Or Worse

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Blues fans and media commentators are at fever pitch today, as the blame game begins. This comes as Queensland's biggest victory ever was recorded last night in Sydney, with the Maroons notching up a 38-10 win in the first match of the 2024 State Of Origin. As is always the case, both pundits and fans have begun pointing...

Cast Of Hamilton The Musical To Be Given Chance To Butcher National Anthem At Game 2

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cast of Hamilton are set to perform 'Advance Australia Fair' at Game 2 of State of Origin at the MCG in 20 days time. The Tony®, Grammy®, Olivier and Pulitzer Prize winning musical returns to Melbourne later this year and as is tradition, select members of the esteemed cast will be given the opportunity to promote...

Mum Delighted To Spend An Uninterrupted Evening With Her Book After Being Informed Origin Is On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's mate versus mate. State versus state. Not since the era of gladiatorial combat have we seen a competition so fierce. The rivalries between these teams date back decades. It's more than football. It's about pride. It's about love and hate and loyalty and mateship. It's about the State Of Origin. And local mother-of-three Debbie Cunningham (50) could not...

Slater Tells Maroons To Not Get Thrown Off By A Half-Empty Stadium Because Matildas Are In Sydney

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Origin Coach Billy Slater has today had to explain his team that the pandemic-era social distancing protocols no longer apply in Sydney. Because as the pride of Queensland, the legendary Maroons squad have been left quite surprised by the dismal turn out of fans for the NSW opponents in their home state. Throughout the week's press conferences and...

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