NRL Final Comes Down To ‘Bold Vs Beautiful’ As School Teacher Faces Off With Hunky Brisbane Tarzan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The NRL marketing machine has been hashing it out in a war room this week, as they attempt to spark some extra interest in this weekend's grand final.
With competition heavyweights the Penrith Panthers needing to beat the Brisbane Broncos to win their 3rd straight Provan-Summons trophy, the NRL has the difficult challenge of trying to make...
NRL Grand Final Veteran Timmy Trumpet Sends King Stingray A Good Luck Text And Says “Let Me Know If You Need Some Horns”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In music news, a thought provoking passing of the baton has taken place this week as the NRL ushers in a new era of grand final entertainment.
Less than 48 hours until kick-off, The Advocate can exclusively reveal NRL veteran Timmy Trumpet has reached out to wish the Yolŋu surf rock trailblazers King Stingray all the best...
NZ Warriors Fans Still Complaining About 1 Of 3 Unanswered Tries Like It’s The Fucken Underarm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Four days later and New Zealand Warriors fans are still fuming over a Reece Walsh pass that clearly went forward in their NRL preliminary final against the Brisbane Broncos.
Walsh was a key factor in dismantling the Warriors as the Broncos pumped their visitors 42-12 at Suncorp Stadium to set up this weekend's explosive clash with the Panthers in...
Brisbane Man Only Just Halfway Through The Longest Week Of His Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Time seems to be moving at a slower pace for Brisbane residents with two grand final appearances scheduled for this upcoming weekend.
As any brand on Facebook circa 2015 will tell you, Wednesdays are hump days, the lunch portion of which signifies being equidistant from weekends both past and future.
For brown snake local Shane Faralla (29), the fact that...
Ivan Cleary Promises That He’s Not Interested In Playing Silly Mind Games This Year…Or Is He?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith Wayne Bennett and Ricky Stuart enjoying their relaxing off-seasons, Ivan Cleary has taken the crown as the NRL coach most interested in playing mind games throughout the 2023 NRL finals.Having struggled with sleep through the 2021 grand final week after getting winked at by Bennett, Cleary has refined the art of mind games throughout the 2022 and...
Brisbane Lions Fan Lets His Hair Down For Grand Final Week And Orders Milk That Came From A Cow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With Brisbane sides making an appearance in both the AFL and NRL grand finals, both Broncos and Lions fans are marching hand in hand to glory this weekend
In perhaps the lesser documented finals run, the Brisbane Lions take on Collingwood in the AFL showpiece at the MCG on Saturday - and it's already spurred a bit of silliness in the...
Brisbane Lions Fan Bonds With Broncos Fan About How The Rest Of Australia Can Suck Their Dicks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ambrose (44) is a modern man. He works on a computer at home, and lives in one of those Brisbane suburbs with really old trees in the main street. Sometimes, in the winter, they even put fairy lights on the trees.
He prefers non-dairy for no reason other than the fact that he enjoys laying cable with a bit...
Kevy: “The Boys’ve Come A Long Fucken Way Since The $10 Hits In Harpoon Harry’s That’s For Sure”
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Kevy: "The Boys've Come A Long Fucken Way Since The $10 Hits In Harpoon Harry's That's For Sure"
As the 2023 NRL season reaches it's pointy end, every possible Premiership outcome has the makings of a fairytale.
A Melbourne Storm premiership cement the legacy of coach Craig Bellamy, who has the chance to prove that he very much has what...
Koori Knockout Sides Begin Adjusting Game Plans After News That Bam Bam Is Lacing Up For Walgett
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The 100-plus community rugby league sides who have entered in the 2023 Koori Knock Out are this week rapidly changing up their game plans.
This follows the very strong rumours that one of the powerhouse Western NSW teams will be debuting a literal heavyweight at the Central Coast Regional Sporting complex over on the October long weekend.
Today it can...
Wild Scenes As GWS Players Swamped At Sydney Airport By Tens Of Their Fans
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
BIG BIG SOUND: There were wild scenes in Sydney Airport this morning, as footage on social media revealed all thirty to forty of the GWS Giant's fans going absolutely mental - as their heroes arrived back from their victorious trip down south.
The Advocate can report that while GWS players are usually able to fly under the...