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Collingwood Attempt To Sign Argentinian Rugby Captain Pablo Matera

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as quite a weird story from the sporting world today, the Collingwood Football Club has today announced its intention to try and sign the Argentinian rugby captain. The move from the powerhouse AFL club comes after Los Pumas captain Pablo Matera was stood down for...

NRL Really Striving To Stretch Out The Post-Origin Analysis For Another Week Or So

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a spectacular finish to an embattled 2020 season, the NRL is trying their very best to keep the pundits talking about Queensland's State Of Origin victory last Wednesday. While the National Rugby League can be commended for managing to be the first ever professional competition in the world...

“He Was The Lionel Mes… The Cristiano… He Was Really Good At Soccer” Dad Explains To Mum

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recently retired maths teacher from Betoota Heights has today asked her sports mad husband to explain to her what this Argentinian man she keeps seeing on the news is famous for. Angela Persephone (69) says the moment she looked at her Facebook newsfeed this morning, she just assumed...

You Gave It A Good Crack Old Boy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The footballing world, the Naples region, and the nation of Argentina is today in mourning after news broke that, arguably, the greatest to ever do it had passed. Diego Armando Maradona, the footballing icon and Argentinian demi-god passed away from a heart attack this morning at the age...

Rupert Murdoch Hires 100 New Journalists Within His Degrading Aboriginal Sportsmen Department

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is finally some hope for aspiring Aussie journalists today, as the largest media monopoly in the country announces plans to do what no other news publishers are able to do without a $850m dollar tax rebate from the government. Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation will today bring on board...

Queensland Rugby League Fans Demand More White Boys From Rocky

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tigers hooker Harry Grant has shown why the Maroons powerbrokers have him tipped to takes Cameron Smith's Origin jersey moving forward, after an explosive performance off the bench last night. The dummy-half finished with a try, 67 running metres from seven runs, four tackle busts and two line break...

The Betoota Advocate Pays Tribute To Betoota Mutts 400-Game-Legend, Steve ‘Mudguts’ Maguire

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate would like to formally congratulate Betoota Mutts legend Steve ‘Mudguts’ Maguire on reaching the incredible 400 game milestone. Mudguts now enters a hallowed Bundy Betoota Muttaburrasaurus Hall Of Fame, joining an elite crowd of 5 other former greats. The much loved club figure who missed...

Josh Addo-Carr Settles Transfer Rumours And Sets Sights On 2021 Tokyo Olympics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While we have seen the last professional game of Rugby League on home soil for the year, the stories from the code keep on coming. With the Maroons led by their talismanic off-field captain Cam Munster at full send right now, the Blues are licking their wounds and taking...

Origin Players Prepare To Remember What They’ve Talked About, Dig Deep, Back Themselves

The teams for State of Origin Game 3 are raring to go for their winner takes all clash this evening, it can be confirmed.  However, the boys are trying a different approach this round. With Queensland players preparing to remember what they've talked about, dig deep, and remembering to back themselves. The preparation for the Queensland Maroons has been quite familar this...

Largest Crowd Of Covid Era, Absolutely Necessary For An Origin Decider Confirms Queensland

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great State of Queensland has today thrown its support behind Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk ahead of the Origin decider.  With everything on the line, and the NSW Blues at least six series away from matching the height of sporting achievement that was 8 in a row, the Premier has...

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