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Steeden To Release Commemorative ‘NRL Round Two, 2020’ Headgear

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The makers of the NRL's premier retailer of all rugby league accessories are now rapidly extending their range to COVID-19 protective-wear. Steeden, or 'Stoydin' as they are known to 'rugba leg' fans, has this week unveiled a collection of 'NRL Round Two, 2020' themed merchandise. The...

League Island: Entire NRL And Players Families To Be Relocated To Straddie For 6 Months

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With major sporting leagues such as the NBA and EPL suspending their seasons indefinitely, it can almost be guaranteed that the chaotic National Rugby League will not be as quick and as smooth in managing their players and business interests during the COVID-19 pandemic. With Round 2 onwards to...

Destiny’s Child’s ‘I’m A Survivor’ Already Pencilled In As 2021 NRL Theme Song

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After only just releasing the 2020 version of Tina Turner’s, Simply the Best, to celebrate the 30-year anniversary of the iconic NRL promotion, the game has today revealed to The Advocate that they’ve already got another cracker tune lined up to promote the 2021 season. “Bro, you won’t believe...

Manly Fans Brave Conoravirus To Spend Afternoon On The Asbestos Hill At Brookvale

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL round one between the Manly Sea Eagles and Melbourne storm has gone ahead at Brookvale Oval today, despite the scares of coronavirus. Thousands of diehard silvertails fans have come out to cheer on their boys in HD light at home, even on the Hill.

Eels Looking Good For 2020 Premiership If Remainder Of NRL Season Gets Cancelled In Next 6 Hours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parramatta's 2020 line up look to end the club's 34-year premiership drought, and they hit the ground running with an 8-2 win over arch-rivals Canterbury. Even in the midst of the coronavirus panic, the Eels almost packed out the holy BankWest stadium, proving that their fans haven't given up...

Scotty From Marketing To NRL: “Don’t You Fucken Think About Cancelling My Photo Opportunity”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has had to put on his Prime Minister hat this evening and lay down the law. As the number 59 ticketholder Cronulla Sharks, the PM has acted quickly to stop any conversation around spectator-free games at Australian sporting events. This comes as the...

Bankstown Hairdresser Reckons The Jersey Looks Better Without All Those Ugly Sponsors On It Anyway

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Bulldogs die-hard, Moey Katter (55) has today made an effort to look at the bright-side of his club's late off-season bedshit. Following the NRL's most recent off-field incident, the behaviour of some kinda good but not really that promising young Bulldogs prospects looks to have cost their club...

Local Man Opts For The Parramatta Eels Sanitiser To Ensure He Doesn’t Catch Anything

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As many around the country and the globe begin to panic, one local sports fan has been praised today for keeping a cool head. While those around him in the Betoota Heights chemist frantically scrambled to grab as much hand sanitiser as quickly as possible, Brayden Clark made...

Scotty From Marketing’s Staffer Spends Another Day Sorting Frequent Flier Newsletters To Junk

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Working for the Prime Minister is never an easy job but staffers for Scotty from Marketing have found their job has recently become much more demanding and now without the incentive of scoring an above-ground swimming pool. One staffer, former Young Liberal president Luther McSurplus (28) has stated his...

NRL Promo Video Under Fire For Not Being The Usual Compilation Of Blokes Developing CTE

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the new NRL season rapidly approaches, many have awoken today to eagerly watch the new NRL promotional video. From those who love the game of rugby league and it's widespread appeal, to those who love whinging about political correctness and things not being the same as...

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