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10 Peach And Nine Honey Battle It Out For Super Rugby Broadcasting Rights

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some good news for the under seige game of Rugby Union in Australia, the battle for Super Rugby's broadcast rights have really heated up today. With the game under the pump after Fox Sports withdrew its offer, the battle to broadcast the code went quiet following a...

Report: How Bout The Pipes On Stoinis

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne Stars all-rounder and shoulda-been test cricketer Marcus Stoinis has great pipes, it has been confirmed. That's according to a recent survey of female BBL fans and same-sex-attracted males BBL fans, and completely straight male BBL fans that are able to identify a Greek adonis when they see one.

Nation Urges Rafael Nadal To Invest In Some Decent Undies

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation's month of tennis consumption begins to peak, questions have been raised about Rafael Nadal's inability to purchase a decent set of underwear. This comes after the world Number 1 and 19 time Grand Slam champion continues his pre-serve ritual of pulling his wedgie out of...

International Celebrity Visiting Melbourne Forgets To Organise Kick With AFL Club

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an incredible lapse of judgement, a famous international movie star's PR team has completely forgotten to tee up a kick around with an AFL team while the celebrity stops into Melbourne this week. Ignoring page three of the Publicity handbook, Melissa McCarthy's publicist somehow forgot to organise...

Inside Brisbane’s Proposed Second NRL Team: The Bayside Coat Hangers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos are set to have a little competition heading in the 2020s - with a fully formed team from the city's mangrove-laden Eastern Suburbs announcing their willingness to take the 17th spot. The magical men in magenta have enjoyed a 4 million-fan territory in Brisbane as the...

Novak Djokovic Begins Training For Aus Open Title Defence With Sessions In Revolver Smoking Area

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 7-time Australian Open champion Novak Djokovic has wowed the sporting world today by revealing his gruelling training regime. The current World Number 2 allowed The Advocate exclusive access into one of his secret training sessions at the famous Revolver nightclub in Melbourne. This comes after...

Redfern Yoga Instructor Absolutely Stoked With The News About Latrell

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 39-year-old former craft beer industry digital marketing manager turned yoga instructor, Bodhi Jentrephi has an even slightly bigger smile on his face today. It's not just because he's stoned, it's not because of the new coffee Campos coffee joint that opened in the old hardware store opposite his terrace...

Oh Shit: Wayne’s Smiling

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire NRL community outside of Redfern to Maroubra are today shitting themselves, after seeing Wayne Bennett smile during a press conference this arvo. This comes as rugby league superstar Latrell Mitchell finally signs a one-year deal with South Sydney today, confirming his arrival at the club for season...

Nick Kyrgios Glad To Have Redeemed Himself In The Eyes Of Barry From Capalaba

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian tennis star Nick Kyrgios has today breathed a huge sigh of relief. This comes after the man responsible for showing more leadership on the bushfires currently devastating Australia than people like Scotty from Marketing was informed that Barry from Capalaba's changed his tune on what he thinks...

Disgraceful: NRL Player Caught Making Most Of His Talent And Doing What’s Best For His Family

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australian sports journalist continue to hysterically drum clickbait regarding Latrell Mitchell, the 22-year-old double premiership winning NRL star is attracting criticism for taking his time and thoroughly exploring his career options. There has been roughly 120 articles written about Latrell Mitchell since the full-time buzzer of the...

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