Malcolm Turnbull asks staffer why they film cricket in night vision these days

"But it's daytime?" he said. "Why do they need night vision during sunlight hours?"

Malcolm Turnbull asks staffer why they film cricket in night vision these days

19 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being ridiculed and mocked for his lack of sporting knowledge, the prime minister has taken a course of action against that flaw in his Australian character by forcing himself to watch cricket and tennis each night. However, speaking to The Advocate earlier today, one […]

Habitual drink driver explains to wife how Meryl Streep is a communist

"Just fucking listen to me," he said.

Habitual drink driver explains to wife how Meryl Streep is a communist

10 January, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This time last year, Gopher Jones was your run-of-the-mill small town conservative who only had the best interests of his community at heart. Since being old enough to drink in Brisbane, he’s cast his vote toward the Coalition. However, something happened to the out-of-work carpet […]

Vietnam Vets Accused Of Taking Tax-Payer Funded Helicopters To Liberal Party Function

Vietnam Vets Accused Of Taking Tax-Payer Funded Helicopters To Liberal Party Function

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Health Minister Sussan Ley will stand aside without pay while a review is undertaken into claiming of travel entitlements for a May 2015 trip to the resort city where she impulse purchased a $795,000 apartment from a Liberal Party donor. This comes not even eighteen months after Brownwyn Bishop’s Choppergate, that saw her resign […]

PM Drops Casual C-Bomb During Press Conference To See If Anyone Is Listening

After a shocker fortnight, the 12 month veteran of world-leadership is still at odds with the premiers, his chief scientist and the media.

PM Drops Casual C-Bomb During Press Conference To See If Anyone Is Listening

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been littering all of his recent media appearances with an array of horrifically offensive swear words, including the notorious c-bomb. Turnbull, who is renowned for his ability to not make as many gaffes as the last three Prime Ministers, was believed to be ‘testing the waters’ to […]

George Christensen to receive Clive Palmer’s hand-me-downs after stunning weight loss journey

George Christensen to receive Clive Palmer’s hand-me-downs after stunning weight loss journey

15 December, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rather than hurl his Big & Tall™ bespoke suits into the Sanctuary Cove charity clothing bin, former parliamentarian Clive Palmer has reached out to one-time rival George Christensen with a very generous offer. Since retiring from public life, Mr Palmer is midway through his inspiring weight-loss journey […]

Aboriginal Ringer Agrees With Pauline On Everything Except The Bit About Him Not Existing

Aboriginal Ringer Agrees With Pauline On Everything Except The Bit About Him Not Existing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota stockman, Andy Vandercoup, says that as a full time cattleman he is naturally quite conservative. He doesn’t care too much for the Queensland Labor Government’s attempts at disempowering his local area by restricting graziers rights to land clearing. He also doesn’t like terrorism. It is for these reasons, and many others, that he […]

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