CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Premier Of New South Wales has today decided to become an ‘everyday Australian’ once again, he is now faced with the gruelling task of finding a venue to host his farewell drinks, due to start at 7:00pm, and finish at roughly 9:30pm. As a result of the […]
"But it's daytime?" he said. "Why do they need night vision during sunlight hours?"
19 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being ridiculed and mocked for his lack of sporting knowledge, the prime minister has taken a course of action against that flaw in his Australian character by forcing himself to watch cricket and tennis each night. However, speaking to The Advocate earlier today, one […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Mike Baird has today declared that he is retiring from politics. Mr Baird made the announcement this morning that it was time for him to to come good as a Liberal State Premier and not finish the full term he was elected for. “Serving as premier of NSW […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that One Nation leader Pauline has pledged to ban the burqa from all government buildings if her party wins the Queensland state election, some of the lower-profile migrant communities are now worried that the champion of white working class insecurities will turn her laser towards them. […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Green’s Senator and party leader, Richard Di Natale, says he is feeling like a new man after leaving his collection of semi precious stones out on Friday night. Speaking to The Betoota Advocate today, Senator Di Natale says he feels like he got very lucky being able to land […]
"Just fucking listen to me," he said.
10 January, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This time last year, Gopher Jones was your run-of-the-mill small town conservative who only had the best interests of his community at heart. Since being old enough to drink in Brisbane, he’s cast his vote toward the Coalition. However, something happened to the out-of-work carpet […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Health Minister Sussan Ley will stand aside without pay while a review is undertaken into claiming of travel entitlements for a May 2015 trip to the resort city where she impulse purchased a $795,000 apartment from a Liberal Party donor. This comes not even eighteen months after Brownwyn Bishop’s Choppergate, that saw her resign […]
After a shocker fortnight, the 12 month veteran of world-leadership is still at odds with the premiers, his chief scientist and the media.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been littering all of his recent media appearances with an array of horrifically offensive swear words, including the notorious c-bomb. Turnbull, who is renowned for his ability to not make as many gaffes as the last three Prime Ministers, was believed to be ‘testing the waters’ to […]
15 December, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rather than hurl his Big & Tall™ bespoke suits into the Sanctuary Cove charity clothing bin, former parliamentarian Clive Palmer has reached out to one-time rival George Christensen with a very generous offer. Since retiring from public life, Mr Palmer is midway through his inspiring weight-loss journey […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota stockman, Andy Vandercoup, says that as a full time cattleman he is naturally quite conservative. He doesn’t care too much for the Queensland Labor Government’s attempts at disempowering his local area by restricting graziers rights to land clearing. He also doesn’t like terrorism. It is for these reasons, and many others, that he […]