CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts has stood by his comments that some “girls” enjoy being cat-called, and has demanded that these ‘so-called experts’ show him empirical evidence that says otherwise. Roberts is yet to be convinced that women don’t like being wolf-whistled at by tradesmen or hungover blokes in commodores, further more he […]
"They are all fake," he said. "They should be like thumbs."
21 March, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact White House press secretary Sean Spicer addressed the media a short time ago regarding the ongoing FBI investigation into potential Trump team links to Russia and claims of a wiretap on his administration orchestrated by Barack Obama. During his statement to the press, Spicer was asked […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tony Abbott has today praised Malcolm Turnbull for crumbling to the right-wing factions within the coalition, and readdressing the liberal party echo chamber issue of amending the racial hatred language section of the Racial Discrimination Act. The former Prime Minister, who attempted to change 18C and remove the limits on freedom of speech when talking […]
"This is not for charity," he said. "This is for Queensland."
21 March, 2017. 14:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior and respected Queensland politician is set to die later this year as both Clive Palmer and former Queensland premier Campbell Newman look to settle their differences in the MMA octagon. The Ville Resort-Casino has agreed to host the June 12 fight between the […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who spent his young adulthood handing out speeding fines and telling people to not swear around him – has not made a smooth transition into being a likeable Liberal Party politician, it has been confirmed. It has been revealed today that the Federal Minister for Immigration and […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At 27-years-old, Liam Softchunt has been an employee of the Labor Party for just over ten years. Despite only ever wearing high-vis a few times while visiting construction sites with his former employer, now-Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews, Liam is a staunch advocate for industrial solidarity. His affinity with the plight of the worker […]
"There was a conspiracy against us from the start," he said.
13 March, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While conservative West Australian political leaders begin squabbling and arguing over what went wrong during the weekend election, a One Nation candidate has quietly returned to his old life shooting pigeons at Perth’s Jandakot Airport. Deverill Slacks, a 47-year-old avian pest control specialist from Armadale, […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation party leader Pauline Hanson has been touring the state of Western Australia this week promising voters that her party is the only one that will be able make life as spectacular as it was during the WA mining boom. She has repeatedly stressed that voters themselves should take […]
"I refuse to accept that a meat pie can be defrosted in 3 minutes," said Roberts. "Somebody show me some empirical evidence."
9 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has asked the Upper House this morning about the microwave oven in his staffroom, asking for the science behind the ‘magic oven’ that warms his lunch each day. Rejecting the commonly accepted theory behind how microwave ovens work, the Senator […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parliament question time has made way for a lighthearted threat of physical confrontation in Canberra today, as Deputy Prime Minister offered Grayndler MP Anthony Albanese to ‘run it straight’. Joyce, a former rugby union clubman from the New England, lost his temper during a penalty-rates shouting match between the […]