Albo Visits Parish Priest To Ask Forgiveness For What He Is About To Do To Shorten

Albo Visits Parish Priest To Ask Forgiveness For What He Is About To Do To Shorten

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the first cloud of steam of the election season rising to the surface, shadow infrastructure minister Anthony ‘Ablo’ Albanese visited St Brigid’s Catholic Church in Marrickville, to ask Father Erick for forgiveness for what he is about to do to his party leader, Bill Shorten. Witnesses report seeing Albanese enter the […]

Water Under The Bridge: Kevin Rudd Finally On Talking Terms With Estranged Nephew Xavier

Water Under The Bridge: Kevin Rudd Finally On Talking Terms With Estranged Nephew Xavier

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After cutting all ties with his politician uncle during his second stint as Prime Minister, Australian singer-songwriter Xavier Rudd has been photographed making amends to their strained relationship over coffee. Speaking to the media from his surf town hub of Caloundra, after being chased out of Byron for punching a 63-year-old surfer in […]

“Everyday Australians Are Sick Of Relatively Organised Political Parties” Says Hanson

“Everyday Australians Are Sick Of Relatively Organised Political Parties” Says Hanson

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that her last remaining Senator is not doing anything she tells him to do, Pauline Hanson has today declared she will continue to act in the interests of everyday Aussie battlers, who hate seeing political parties achieve things. “Everyday Australians are sick of this” she said. “After the Rudd, Gillard, […]

Barnaby’s Tell-All Interview About Rooting An Employee Somehow Fails To Repair His Career

Barnaby’s Tell-All Interview About Rooting An Employee Somehow Fails To Repair His Career

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a shocking twist, Barnaby Joyce’s political career is still in tatters, even after telling the entire country the intricate details behind a sexual affair with a much younger staffer who he ended up impregnating, on prime time television. In a tell-all interview that literally everyone told him was a bad idea, Former […]

Andrew Hastie Fields Stern Phone Call From Sam Dastyari After Chinese Bribery Allegations

Andrew Hastie Fields Stern Phone Call From Sam Dastyari After Chinese Bribery Allegations

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Andrew Hastie, the Chair of the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has had to take an angry phone call from Sam Dastyari this morning after he leveled allegations of bribery and foreign influence at a Chinese National yesterday. Andrew Hastie used parliamentary privilege to claim businessman Chau Chak Wing funded the bribery of former president […]

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