Country MP considers resigning after learning these inner-city lefties hate his guts

"They keep calling me a 'fascist-cuck' - whatever that means," he said.

Country MP considers resigning after learning these inner-city lefties hate his guts

16 February, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Flicking through a stack of emails his media girl printed out for him this morning, a Western Australian federal country member sighed and wondered why he gets so many mean-spirited emails – prompting him to ask himself whether now is the time to throw in […]

Turnbull gets some pointers on how to deal with Trump from polite Canadian

"Don't take any gruff, you hear!" said Trudeau. "He's a big pussy cat."

Turnbull gets some pointers on how to deal with Trump from polite Canadian

15 February, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The prime minister has received advice on how to deal with the President of the United States from a polite Canadian man who’s just spent the weekend in Washington with him. Speaking via telephone this morning to Malcolm Turnbull, Canadian PM Justin Trudeau explained how he […]

Daily Telegraph reporters reminded that ‘fact-checking’ is also part of job role

"Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free," he said. "Don't fuck this up. I don't want to end up like the Herald."

Daily Telegraph reporters reminded that ‘fact-checking’ is also part of job role

13 February, 2016. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coming just days after Wikipedia outlawed the use of Daily Mail articles on their website, the editor of The Daily Telegraph has taken the time to remind his reporters that fact-checking is also a part of being a journalist. Concerned that his newspaper may face […]

Chloe Shorten moves aloe vera burn gel to the fridge for when Bill gets home

"I got seriously rekt today, brus." said Bill.

Chloe Shorten moves aloe vera burn gel to the fridge for when Bill gets home

8 February, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After learning that husband Bill had a bad day, politically, Chloe Shorten moved a tube of aloe vera burn gel from the bottom draw of their Canberra holiday home – to the fridge. “Chilling it makes it more effective and soothing,” explained Chloe. “Apparently Malcolm […]

Leila McKinnon Tells Cory Bernardi To Take Off Sunglasses And Apologise For His Party

Leila McKinnon Tells Cory Bernardi To Take Off Sunglasses And Apologise For His Party

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An out-of-control party being hosted by a 47-year-old South Australian by the name of Cory Bernardi, has drawn at least 500 wild members while his Liberal party leaders holidayed on the Gold Coast. The story was among the most-read on the BBC’s news website last night. Cory’s interview with Channel Nine’s A Current […]

Di Natale Consults Haitian Witch Doctor In Collingwood About Placing A Curse On Cory Bernardi

"I don't usually do this... But I'm at a loss. My party aren't listening. No one is listening. I need to take this into my own hands"

Di Natale Consults Haitian Witch Doctor In Collingwood About Placing A Curse On Cory Bernardi

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Greens Party Leader Richard Di Natale has today been spotted talking to a practicing Voodoo witch doctor in the streets of Collingwood, in a last ditch effort to compromise the rise of the far-right. Not one to shy from his interest in the alternative lifestyle, last month the Senator spoke to the […]

Cory Bernardi’s New Political Party To Build A Wall Around Sydney’s Oxford Street

Cory Bernardi’s New Political Party To Build A Wall Around Sydney’s Oxford Street

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rogue South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi is expected to rock Australian centre-right politics to its core tomorrow with his resignation from the Liberal Party. Bernardi is believed to be preparing to to head his own conservative movement, in a stunning move that will make life much harder for the Turnbull government as […]

Richard Di Natale Manages To Fit In One More Bush Doof Before Parliament Resumes

"A shaman at the doof told me that my energy is right. This is the year""

Richard Di Natale Manages To Fit In One More Bush Doof Before Parliament Resumes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While taking a break from all of the political in-fighting that has plagued his party over the Summer break, Greens Party leader Senator Di Natale has managed to squeeze in one more ‘Bush Doof’ before returning to the Federal upper house. The Senator says he feels “refreshed, enlightened and full of positive […]

“Pollies Don’t Do Shit” Says Man Who’s Never Had To Pay For A Medical Appointment

"All my mates go to Bali and have jet skis because they work for banks and offices and I'm here slaving away moving boxes"

“Pollies Don’t Do Shit” Says Man Who’s Never Had To Pay For A Medical Appointment

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that he’s got at least three Government safety nets to break through before he would have to live below the poverty line, local storeman Kai Gleeson (35) says he’s going to throw a vote towards One Nation in the upcoming state election. After already doing it in the federal […]

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