CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After taking a step back from politics, losing over fifty kilos and taking back full control of his official Facebook page, former Federal politician Clive Palmer seems to be in a good place. In October last year, the leader of the Palmer United Party began posting lyrics to The Beatles – a […]
"They keep calling me a 'fascist-cuck' - whatever that means," he said.
16 February, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Flicking through a stack of emails his media girl printed out for him this morning, a Western Australian federal country member sighed and wondered why he gets so many mean-spirited emails – prompting him to ask himself whether now is the time to throw in […]
"Don't take any gruff, you hear!" said Trudeau. "He's a big pussy cat."
15 February, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The prime minister has received advice on how to deal with the President of the United States from a polite Canadian man who’s just spent the weekend in Washington with him. Speaking via telephone this morning to Malcolm Turnbull, Canadian PM Justin Trudeau explained how he […]
"Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free," he said. "Don't fuck this up. I don't want to end up like the Herald."
13 February, 2016. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coming just days after Wikipedia outlawed the use of Daily Mail articles on their website, the editor of The Daily Telegraph has taken the time to remind his reporters that fact-checking is also a part of being a journalist. Concerned that his newspaper may face […]
"I got seriously rekt today, brus." said Bill.
8 February, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After learning that husband Bill had a bad day, politically, Chloe Shorten moved a tube of aloe vera burn gel from the bottom draw of their Canberra holiday home – to the fridge. “Chilling it makes it more effective and soothing,” explained Chloe. “Apparently Malcolm […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An out-of-control party being hosted by a 47-year-old South Australian by the name of Cory Bernardi, has drawn at least 500 wild members while his Liberal party leaders holidayed on the Gold Coast. The story was among the most-read on the BBC’s news website last night. Cory’s interview with Channel Nine’s A Current […]
"I don't usually do this... But I'm at a loss. My party aren't listening. No one is listening. I need to take this into my own hands"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Greens Party Leader Richard Di Natale has today been spotted talking to a practicing Voodoo witch doctor in the streets of Collingwood, in a last ditch effort to compromise the rise of the far-right. Not one to shy from his interest in the alternative lifestyle, last month the Senator spoke to the […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rogue South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi is expected to rock Australian centre-right politics to its core tomorrow with his resignation from the Liberal Party. Bernardi is believed to be preparing to to head his own conservative movement, in a stunning move that will make life much harder for the Turnbull government as […]
"A shaman at the doof told me that my energy is right. This is the year""
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While taking a break from all of the political in-fighting that has plagued his party over the Summer break, Greens Party leader Senator Di Natale has managed to squeeze in one more ‘Bush Doof’ before returning to the Federal upper house. The Senator says he feels “refreshed, enlightened and full of positive […]
"All my mates go to Bali and have jet skis because they work for banks and offices and I'm here slaving away moving boxes"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that he’s got at least three Government safety nets to break through before he would have to live below the poverty line, local storeman Kai Gleeson (35) says he’s going to throw a vote towards One Nation in the upcoming state election. After already doing it in the federal […]