PM Regretfully Confirms Barnaby Joyce Has Taken Leave To Appear On I’m A Celebrity!

PM Regretfully Confirms Barnaby Joyce Has Taken Leave To Appear On I’m A Celebrity!

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just when it seemed things couldn’t get any worse for Malcolm Turnbull, they have. This morning, the Prime Minister was forced to address rumours that his deputy Barnaby Joyce had taken leave not to hide from the spotlight of public outrage – but to appear on Network Ten’s cornerstone programme, I’m A Celebrity! […]

Seething Barnaby Wonders If The Point Piper Toff Could Even Land A Fucking Glove On Him

Seething Barnaby Wonders If The Point Piper Toff Could Even Land A Fucking Glove On Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A visible divide down the middle of the Coalition was on display the afternoon, as the Deputy Prime Minister began fantasising about having a dip with the top hat. During a reluctant meeting between the Nationals Leader and Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, the Deputy was seen to be drifting off while daydreaming about […]

Deputy PM Under Siege After Revelations That He Also Rooted The Murray Darling

Deputy PM Under Siege After Revelations That He Also Rooted The Murray Darling

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mutiny against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is now in the open, with backbencher Ken O’Dowd speaking out on his way into Parliament this morning. This comes as a result of the public backlash Nationals are facing from their constituents about the way he has handled his marriage breakdown and new relationship. However, […]

Barnaby Joyce Will Attempt To Play The Saxophone On ‘The Project’ To Repair His Image

Barnaby Joyce Will Attempt To Play The Saxophone On ‘The Project’ To Repair His Image

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Following in the footsteps of Bill Clinton, the under-siege Deputy Prime Minister will play the saxophone on The Project tonight in an effort to repair his tattered image. The news was confirmed this afternoon by Barnaby Joyce’s office within Parliament House. Question Time today was difficult for Mr Joyce […]

Albo Calls For Investigation Into Who The Fuck Keyed His Charger

Albo Calls For Investigation Into Who The Fuck Keyed His Charger

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Member For Grayndler, Anthony Albanese says he doesn’t want to point fingers but he has a fairly good idea about who scraped a key down the side of his beloved Valiant Charger in the Parliament House car park yesterday afternoon. Dubbed ‘The Marrickville Mercedes’ – the Valiant Charger has for several […]

Top Secret Government Documents Found In Boot Of Abandoned Kingswood 20km Out Of ACT

Top Secret Government Documents Found In Boot Of Abandoned Kingswood 20km Out Of ACT

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, another batch of documents containing five governments worth of secret dirt files have been found in the boot of an abandoned 1974 Holden Kingswood, just outside of the Canberra city limits. This comes just hours after ASIO agents have entered ABC offices in Canberra and […]

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