24 April, 2017. 15:34 WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern| Contact One Nation Senator and champion of empirical science Malcolm Roberts was livid yesterday as numerous depictions of the Earth as a round circular globe were on display across the planet. Yesterday saw many come to together for Earth Day and the coinciding Marches for Science. However, Roberts […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that the Federal Government has today announced their plans to abolish the 457 visa and replace it with two new visas – One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has come out swinging saying that “cancelling only four hundred and fifty-seven visas is not nearly enough” “And he’s technically only […]
"Yeah, but nah," said the PM. "It's pretty much the same, we just took '457' out to make it sound better."
18 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced he is scrapping the heavily-debated 457 visa program for skilled migrants as part of a bid to tackle unemployment – and replacing it with a similar, but entirely different scheme. “I have solved the program,” said Turnbull. “It is no […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former prime minister Tony Abbott has today issued a warning to the government, saying the Australians he has been talking to, who mostly live in the entitlement belt of North Shore Sydney, are “sick of politicians” and warned there was an expectation among voters that Bill Shorten “could soon be in the […]
"Dude, we totally got her!" said one protestor. "Yeah, bro. We did."
10 April, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal senator Pauline Hanson was duped into breathing Halal air yesterday afternoon as she left Parliament House around 4pm Canberra time. The certified-Halal air was ritualistically and inhumanely slaughtered toward Mecca over the weekend and bottled up by Human Rights Watch, an American-founded international non-governmental organisation […]
"It's a sad day," he said. "I am very sad."
10 April, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Over the course of the past year, Betoota Dolphin’s fourth grade flanker Stanley Park has tragically lost five grandparents. Their deaths have prevented him from attending four training sessions and one Saturday game fixture last August against perennial easy beats, the Boulia John Player Specials. […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ecstatic Annastacia Palaszczuk has today revealed that continued coral bleaching on the Great Barrier Reef is nearly at the point where coal ships would be able to crush their way through to the Central Queensland coast with enough momentum. Speaking to media this morning, the Queensland Premier said the current bleaching episode is great […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has experienced the horrid feeling of his soul being consumed upon, after shaking hands with a gliding, wraith-like dark creature employed by the Australian Ministry of Immigration as the guard of Nauru Prison. The Minister, who originates from the Division of Dickson, has been in the role of Dementor for the Ministry […]
"It might not be politically correct," he said. "But neither was Metallica and look how far they've gone."
4 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being dumped by Sky Television late last week after a string of controversial comments, former Labor leader Mark Latham has vowed to take his Outsiders programme online – using the power of the internet superhighway to reach his devoted followers. The 56-year-old has reportedly […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact One Nation senators yesterday claimed that race-hate speech laws are protecting Muslim criminals, because everyday citizens are unable to abuse every Muslim come across. Following on from this, party leader Pauline Hanson called out “lefty” thought police, while also denying she had ever been a racist. While delivering a statement to […]