Report: Dastyari In Some Curry

Report: Dastyari In Some Curry

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by anyone who has been reading the news has found that Labor senator and walking headline Sam Dastyari really couldn”t have landed himself in more shit if he tried. This comes after a report in Fairfax Media that suggests he urged Labor’s deputy Tanya Plibersek not to meet pro-democracy activists in Hong […]

Gay Marriage Bill Expected To Pass After Coalition Officially Use Up Both Their Reviews

Gay Marriage Bill Expected To Pass After Coalition Officially Use Up Both Their Reviews

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT Same-Sex marriage opponents were dealt a huge blow this afternoon, after it was confirmed that they’ve used up all of their reviews and won’t get any more to fight the passing of the bill. Coalition captain Tony Abbott had displayed some truly frivolous reviewing over the course of the debate, and matters came […]

NSW Premier Considers Pulling Down Opera House And Making It A Bit Bigger For No Reason

NSW Premier Considers Pulling Down Opera House And Making It A Bit Bigger For No Reason

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Gladys Berejiklian has reportedly spent some time sniffing around the Opera House this morning, looking for somewhere else to piss away billions of dollars. Other members within the party have revealed to The Advocate today that the Premier is not content with spending just $2 billion demolishing and rebuilding the two major […]

Katter Welcomes Banking Royal Commission But He Ain’t Spending Anymore Time On It Because, In The Meantime, Every Three Months, A Person Is Torn To Pieces By A Crocodile In North Queensland

Katter Welcomes Banking Royal Commission But He Ain’t Spending Anymore Time On It Because, In The Meantime, Every Three Months, A Person Is Torn To Pieces By A Crocodile In North Queensland

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maverick North Queensland MP The Honourable Bob Katter III has today commended the Turnbull Government for ‘growing a set’ and announcing a royal commission into the banking sector, after Australia’s big four banks wrote to the Treasurer asking for an inquiry to restore public faith in the financial system. Turnbull fronted media today […]

One Nation Staff Change Channels To Albion Greyhounds Halfway Through Election Coverage

One Nation Staff Change Channels To Albion Greyhounds Halfway Through Election Coverage

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It is believed the minds behind the unsuccessful Queensland state election campaign were quick to change channels after realising that their party wasn’t going to win one seat over the weekend. Hanson and her followers spent the election day at Buderim on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast – not an area that would be readily […]

Malcolm Roberts Returns To Former Job Of Denying Climate Change In A Sandwich Board

Malcolm Roberts Returns To Former Job Of Denying Climate Change In A Sandwich Board

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former senator-turned-state-political-hopeful Malcolm Roberts has returned to his former role with the Galileo Movement, after being defeated in the Queensland election over the weekend. The One Nation candidate was hoping to win the Ipswich electorate at Saturday’s state election just weeks are being parachuted in at the eleventh hour – but ultimately fell short […]

PM Demands Kiwis And PNG Stop Conspiring To Solve Humanitarian Crisis Behind His Back

PM Demands Kiwis And PNG Stop Conspiring To Solve Humanitarian Crisis Behind His Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has come out today and demanded that the leaders of Australia’s closest neighbours stop meddling behind his back to solve the situation on Manus Island, and allow things to continue not happening. “Just cut it out” he said. “We’ve got this. It’s none of your business… A part from […]

Brisbane Baby Boomer Confident In LNP’s Chances After Waving At Traffic For 4 Hours

Brisbane Baby Boomer Confident In LNP’s Chances After Waving At Traffic For 4 Hours

LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT An outspoken local and avid reader of the works of Murdoch, has come back to his gated community in The Gap today, confident he’s boosted his favourite parties numbers substantially. The humble optimism came after Cooke pulled a two-hour stint on the corner of Waterworks and Settlement Roads this morning. […]

Malcolm Turnbull Steps Out In His Favourite AC⚡DC T-Shirt

Malcolm Turnbull Steps Out In His Favourite AC⚡DC T-Shirt

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Laughing off the suggestion that he’s completely and utterly detached from modern Australian society, the Prime Minister was spotted at a local beach in his electorate wearing his favourite AC⚡DC t-shirt. Telling following journalists that he ‘simply had a brain fart’ yesterday on Triple M Brisbane where he was […]

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