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As the technological revolution rolls on, a local alpha male has discovered a newfound courage to order what he truly craves thanks to the strategic placement of QR codes on tables, sparing him the embarrassment of face-to-face judgment from his mates and the person serving him.
For years, Mitchell Conner, a 30-year-old chippy, has harbored a secret desire for those colourful, fruit-laden concoctions served in decorative glasses. However, societal norms and his never-ending masculine performance has prevented him from ever uttering the words, “I’ll have a Pina Colada thanks.”
Seen by both introverts and alpha males around the globe as one of the good legacies of covid regulations, QR codes discreetly placed on every table in pubs around the world allow customers to order drinks directly to their table without human contact, they also allow Mitchell to live out his dreams. With a subtle scan of his smartphone, he was transported to a world of fruity delights and flamboyant garnishes without the risk of judgmental side-eyes from the blokes at the bar.
“I’ve always wanted to try those drinks with umbrellas and stuff, you know? But the lads, they’re relentless. They’d never let me live it down.” Mitchell admitted, nervously sipping his brightly colored beverage adorned with tropical fruits.
Witnesses at the pub reported that Mitchell’s transformation was truly shocking. The once uptight and stoic man, known for his lager beer-only orders, now confidently flaunts his fruity cocktail drinks with pride, giggling like a schoolgirl, unburdened by the shackles of toxic masculinity, thanks to the safety of the QR code.
