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If you’d told Tiah Richards that she’d one day miss hearing about Jada Pinkett-Smith’s sexual exploits on a daily basis, there’s no way she should believe you.

But now, after being bombarded with the never ending barrage of awful news surrounding the Israeli-Palestine conflict, nation’s women being murdered, the cost of living crisis, and the constant reminder that she will never own a home,  Tiah now finds herself yearning to hear deeply personal information about Jada and Will Smith’s marriage again.

“It reminds me of that quote from ‘The Office”, says Tiah , letting out a dark chuckle, “I wish there was a way to know you’re in “the good old days”, before you’ve actually left them.”

“I’d give anything to see ‘Jada admits she likes to peg Will while listening to Wu-Tang Clan’ as the top story of the day.”

“Or ‘Jada reveals she likes to strap Will Smith to a hollowed out dining chair, flogging his balls with a crown and wall knot rope, as she reminds him how much he fucked up passing on the Matrix role for Wild Wild West.”

“…or something along those lines.”

More to come.


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