JD Sports Collaborate With Dylan Brown To Debut Limited Edition ‘Parramatta Wheels’ At Dally Ms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It was the 2022 Dally M Awards last night, and as usual, every media outlet associated with the NRL took great pleasure in using the term 'rugby league's night of nights'.
The top gong went to Cronulla Sharks superstar, Nicho Hynes, who not only broke records with an unprecedented 38 points - but also reaffirmed his place as the...
FIFA 23 To Include New Sam Kerr Backflip Feature For When You Destroy Your Mates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
If you are one those people who have racked up weeks of gametime pretending to be Lionel Messi in a smokey living room full of empty cans of VB, then you will be excited to learn that the newest FIFA 23 will hit shelves Friday.
Just in time for the World Cup, the newest instalment marks the 30th version...
Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who doesn’t give two shits about sports has this week been thrown into the deep end, as she witnesses a side to her husband she’s never seen before.
Zara Tully is said to have known about Jason’s love of rugby pretty quickly into the relationship, but had been able to avoid seeing him go feral as...
Parramatta Eels Hit The Sheds Immediately As Hindmarsh Pops Into Training To Offer Some Tips
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Parramatta Eels icon Nathan Hindmarsh has today spat the dummy, after being denied a hero's welcome at his old club.
The 49-year-old former captain was reportedly left feeling humiliated, after making the effort to take off his big-shot-TV-host hat and lend some tips to the young fellas at a Wednesday training run.
This comes ahead of Sunday night's Battle...
Eels Fans Starting To Believe As Brad Arthur Rocks Up To Parra Leagues In Jack Gibson’s Kangaroo Fur Coat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Momentum is growing in Sydney's second city this week, as the Parramatta Eels quiet and graciously begin preparations for the 2022 NRL Grand Final.
Pandemonium will break through the Western Suburbs this weekend, as the embattled Eels take to Sydney Olympic Park for a 'Battle Of The West' against their neighbours the Penrith Panthers.
Not since their 2009 Grand Final...
NRL 360 Lean on Paul Kent’s Glittering One Game Career To Analyse NRL Finals Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The producers at Fox Sports are believed to be working overtime this week, as they attempt to pull together a whole week of fact based NRL content.
After spending the entire season fuelling unsubstantiated rumours and concocting hypothetical storylines like the producers of Love Island, The Advocate understands Fox Sports’ most click-baity TV program, NRL 360, is...
Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and other supporter apparel as the Sydneysiders failed once again to bring the bacon home from the sporting capital of Australia.
Yarra Park sits adjacent to the sporting complex, creating a buffer between it and the cosmopolitan East Melbourne district....
“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactThe AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including a portion taking place along the Yarra River for the very first time.
The Yarra, notorious for its ability to carry and spread waterborne disease, many of them fatal, has little in common with the comparatively fresh and flowing rivers found up in...
AFL GF Ticket Holder Mentally Prepares To Be OK With Paying $25 For A Mid-Strength Beer
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactMarty Verkuylen (41) could not quite believe his luck in being one of the lucky Cats Members to get a ticket for him and his son to go to this year’s AFL Grand Final taking place at the hallowed MCG.His gratitude and sense of wonder has buoyed him this last week as anticipation builds towards the exhilarating contest.And...
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia has assured boss Hamish McLennan that people know that the Wallabies are playing tomorrow.
Speaking to Mr McLennan from its Auckland hotel room, the pigeon explained that the game at Eden Park was already a sellout and that he didn't have...
