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Battle Of The West To Decide Which NRL Club Gets To Claim The Tuscan Plains Of Blacktown Once And For All

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn case you’ve been living under a footy-free rock, the first ever western derby grand final will be taking place between next-door rivals, the Penrith Panthers and Parramatta Eels.A lot is at stake in this premiership match as these longstanding rivals get ready to face each other in the grand final for the first time in history.Not only...

Hindy Once Again Quietly Concerned His Beloved Eels Are A Chance Of Winning The Comp Without Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 330-game NRL legend Nathan Hindmarsh (49) is reportedly growing very nervous ahead of the Grand Final between the Parramatta Eels and The Penrith Panthers on Sunday night. Ten seasons since he hung up the boots, the Parramatta Eels have become well known for their ability to lift out of nowhere in the final throws of the season - as...

Gus Bashes Head Against Wall To Prepare For Grand Final Commentary

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTOne of the all time footy brains of the NRL was not available so Phil ‘Gus’ Gould will be commentating the Grand Final instead. The genius behind pieces of commentary as ‘you don’t stop growing until you’re 26,’ ‘no no no no no’ and ‘Josh Addo-Carr is the fastest man on the planet’ x4, Gus will be making footy...

2022 Koori Knockout Kicks Off With 80,000 Unconfirmed Sightings Of Latrell’s Dodge RAM In Nowra

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With storms battering the entire eastern seaboard, there's only one thing to be doing this weekend. That is, turning on NITV and buckling up for a weekend of hardheaded rugby league that takes you back to a time before the NRL was sanitised by the boardrooms and broadcast deals. The Koori Knockout is this year celebrating the 50 anniversary, and is already...

Penrith Panthers Shitting Themselves As Waqa Blake Debuts The Bleached Fuifui Moimoi Cornrows

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The golden era Penrith Panthers and dark horse Parramatta Eels will meet on Sunday in their first ever grand final between the two clubs, in what has been dubbed 'The Battle Of The West' The chaotic postcode war will unfold at a sold-out Accor Stadium in Western Sydney, with Rebel Sport today revealing that they have sold out of...

JD Sports Collaborate With Dylan Brown To Debut Limited Edition ‘Parramatta Wheels’ At Dally Ms

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was the 2022 Dally M Awards last night, and as usual, every media outlet associated with the NRL took great pleasure in using the term 'rugby league's night of nights'. The top gong went to Cronulla Sharks superstar, Nicho Hynes, who not only broke records with an unprecedented 38 points - but also reaffirmed his place as the...

FIFA 23 To Include New Sam Kerr Backflip Feature For When You Destroy Your Mates

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are one those people who have racked up weeks of gametime pretending to be Lionel Messi in a smokey living room full of empty cans of VB, then you will be excited to learn that the newest FIFA 23 will hit shelves Friday. Just in time for the World Cup, the newest instalment marks the 30th version...

Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who doesn’t give two shits about sports has this week been thrown into the deep end, as she witnesses a side to her husband she’s never seen before. Zara Tully is said to have known about Jason’s love of rugby pretty quickly into the relationship, but had been able to avoid seeing him go feral as...

Parramatta Eels Hit The Sheds Immediately As Hindmarsh Pops Into Training To Offer Some Tips

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Parramatta Eels icon Nathan Hindmarsh has today spat the dummy, after being denied a hero's welcome at his old club. The 49-year-old former captain was reportedly left feeling humiliated, after making the effort to take off his big-shot-TV-host hat and lend some tips to the young fellas at a Wednesday training run. This comes ahead of Sunday night's Battle...

Eels Fans Starting To Believe As Brad Arthur Rocks Up To Parra Leagues In Jack Gibson’s Kangaroo Fur Coat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Momentum is growing in Sydney's second city this week, as the Parramatta Eels quiet and graciously begin preparations for the 2022 NRL Grand Final. Pandemonium will break through the Western Suburbs this weekend, as the embattled Eels take to Sydney Olympic Park for a 'Battle Of The West' against their neighbours the Penrith Panthers. Not since their 2009 Grand Final...

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