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Scotty From Marketing Promises QLD That He’ll Run It Straight At Payne Haas If They Vote LNP

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Please" begged Scotty From Marketing. "Just..." "On election day... Vote for the other woman. I don't care if you don't know her name, or any of her policies" "It'd be a huge favour for me if you did" One week in to his impromptu appearance on the Queensland Election circuit, and the Prime Minister is looking defeated. He's already announced plans to...

Couple Evicted From The Block After Accidentally Endorsing A Product They Actually Use

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Popular husband and wife team Sally and Anthony were controversially booted off popular TV renovation show ‘The Block’ this week after accidentally endorsing a product they regularly use off-screen.  “It was an honest mistake” said a dishevelled Sally this morning. “Anthony was drilling the holes to install the wall-mounted vanity and I said “gee, that was quick”. And...

Hot Mess Gladys Like Not Fully Official But Kind Of Official With Cute Bra Boy She Met At Ivy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bondi's Icebergs played host to Sydney's new power couple today, as Hot Mess Gladys Berejiklian hit the pool deck with this new guy she's been kind of seeing. After a big week of intrusive headlines, the NSW Premier has finally found some semblance of control over her life, which has been a whirlwind ever since she was dragged into...

Hot Mess Gladys Totally Moving On From This Whole ICAC Thing After Spontaneous Peroxide Job

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ICAC inquiries into alleged political corruption within the ranks of the New South Wales Liberal government have seen yet another barrage of explosive revelations in Sydney today. This comes as disgraced former Wagga Wagga MP Daryl Maguire takes the chair for a second day to answer gruelling questions from the Independent Corruption Watchdog. Maguire described his personal relationship with...

Outback Air Strip Now Only Utilised By Jackaroos Who Want To See How Fast Landcruisers Can Go

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Gilchrist family, owners of Lake Betoota Cattle Station, say they haven't had to have the flying doctor land on their property since 1997. That was back when one of the cousins visiting from Port Douglas got bitten by a snake that turned out it to be a legless lizard. Since then, touch wood, they haven't really needed to utilise...

Report: For Fuck’s Sake Get It Together Mate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once again, the Victorian Health authorities have confirmed that Victoria has had the same amount of confirmed COVID-19 cases as New South Wales. Victoria has recorded six new coronavirus cases in the past 24 hours, which is around the same as NSW has been hovering for the last few months without any need to shut down businesses or place...

Daryl Maguire Overtakes Wayne Carey As The Most Lawless Bloke To Come Out Of Wagga

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The town of Wagga Wagga today has a new dark prince of Baylis Street, after the embattled AFL legend Wayne Carey lost his crown as the town's most red hot bloke. This comes as their disgraced former state MP Daryl Maguire has admitted to the NSW corruption watchdog he accepted "thousands of dollars" as part of a cash-for-visa scheme. Maguire...

Pad Kee Mow Perfectly Complimented By Restaurant’s Gentle Thai Language Version Of Katy Perry

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A hump day treat of some high-carb South Asian cuisine has today really hit the spot for Lake Betoota-based bank teller, Clara Valance (25). After a big morning that started with a group fitness class, before half an hour of screen time before her shower, and a 45-minute commute to work, the idea of a cheeky Thai has obviously...

Scotty From Marketing Desperately Tries To Claim Nan Was Born In QLD Ahead Of Labor Landslide

Queensland’s election campaign has been officially joined by the Prime Minister this week, after Morrison finally meet the criteria to cross the border. Current state entry controls mean Scotty From Marketing could only enter Queensland if he had not been in a declared hotspot, which includes most of NSW and all of Victoria, in the last 14 days. Despite his claim...

NSW Premier’s Recent Boy Trouble Topped Off By A Spilt Berry Smoothie Inside Her Suzuki Swift

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Oh great" Gladys Berejiklian mutters to herself, as she pulls her matte pink 2013 Suzuki Swift on Penshurst road. "Good stuff, babes. Love that for me." As was expected, the New South Wales Premier's week has only gotten worse. What was once a mixed berry and sorbet pre-trainer smoothie, is now a $60 interior detail at Crystal Car Wash...

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