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Hot Mess Gladys Visits The Top Psychic In The Blue Mountains To Find Out What Else ICAC Knows

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Hot Mess Gladys Berejiklian appears to have survived last week's bout of new revelations regarding her relationship with former Wagga MP and future Cooma minimum security inmate, Daryl Maguire. That's according to recent polling regarding the Premier's favorability amongst New South Wales voters, amidst the ICAC inquiries into the countless crimes that her former lover is accused...

Melbourne’s Excitement Spoiled After Bec Reveals She Can’t Just Not Invite Kels To Brunch Too

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today announced plans to lift Melbourne's lockdown, and allow residents the same freedoms that have been enjoyed by most of the state since late July. The comes after Victoria went a day without any new coronavirus cases for the first time since June. Andrews hosted a press conference earlier today to outline Melbourne's return to...

ANZ Stadium Sting Craig Bellamy With $60k Bill To Replace Furniture In Coaches Box

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne Storm coach Craig Bellamy appeared to be entertaining the idea that his side might lose to Penrith in the final minutes of the NRL Grand Final last night. The rugby league veteran, who has won close to ten premierships as both a player, assistance coach and head coach - was filmed losing his cool several times throughout the...

Tensions Grow Between Premiers As Hot Mess Gladys Pastes Photo Of Palaszczuk In The Burn Book

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk continues to put off her decision on the NSW border re-opening, as she begins to take barbs from down south in the final days of the state election. Today, things only got worse as Hot Mess Gladys revealed that she is totally off the Queensland Premier. Hot Mess Gladys accused Queensland of closing its borders "without...

America Wishes It Could Go Back To Simpler Times When The Biggest Concern Was Clown Sightings

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two weeks out from the presidential election and America has not been this divided since the conclusion of their Civil War. With the Black Lives Matter protests still bubbling in the major cities, and a deadly pandemic that millions of people are willing to believe isn't real, the traditional media outlets are thriving off the attention and money being...

LNP Expel Candidate For Proposing Youth Crime Strategy That Doesn’t Include Locking Up Kids

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An LNP candidate for the electoral division of Yawannagokunt in North-West of Brisbane has today been stood down by the party, following a disastrous Skype call with several power brokers from the government's far-right faction. Brucey McClymont (45) a prominent cattleman and former Toowoomba Clydesdale, has expelled indefinitely from the LNP, after proposing an idea that might be able...

LNP To Tackle Youth Crime: “We Will Lock Up Any Murri Kid Who Dares To Make A Sound After 8PM”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sunshine State election campaign is on the victory lap this week, as both candidates continue to roll out their most sensationalist promises. The LNP have vowed to preference the Greens in 93 seats across the electoral map, in an effort to destabilise the Labor Government's balance of power. This news has fired up the Katter Party, who would rather...

Melbourne Primary School Teacher’s Nervous Breakdown Times Perfectly With 2020 Book Week

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT From 'Where The Wild Things Are' to 'Clifford The Big Red Dog; - there was no shortage of animal-like dress-ups at Melbourne's South Gangitano Primary School today. With the theme of 'Curious Creatures, Wild Minds', 2020 Book Week was once again aimed at highlighting the importance of reading, in what's been a challenging year for students and teachers in...

Real Fleetwood Mac Fan Welcomes But Has No Respect For These Johnny-Come-Latelys From TikTok

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fleetwood Mac’s 'Rumours' is once again a top 10 album this week — more than four decades after its release. This return to the charts is thanks to a viral TikTok video that has introduced a new generation to the magic of “Dreams.” Rumours now ranks seventh on the Billboard 200 chart, the album’s first appearance in the top...

Sources Close To NSW Premier Reveal Hot Mess Gladys Is Never Drinking Prosecco Again Ahaha

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the ICAC investigations into state government corruption continue, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is likely to face another gruelling week. However, as the leader of the most populated state in Australia, with the most comprehensive contact tracing and quarantine systems in place to prevent a second wave lockdown - it seems her party room and greater public is much...

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