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Australian Royal Mint Begin Drafting New ‘Wingnut Coins’ Capable Of Fitting King Charles’ Ears

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the passing of Queen Elizabeth II overnight, the outpouring of mournful tributes are soon to be replaced by a landslide of logistics. Firstly, orchestrating the handover to the new King Charles, known as Operation London Bridge. Then of course there is the Queen's funeral - a globally televised event that will rival the 2022 Birmingham Commgames for ratings. And then...

Irish Mates Processing This News Very Differently

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's loyal monarchists are paying tribute to Queen Elizabeth II today with flowers and photographs, as the world comes to grip with the news coming out of England last night. Buckingham Palace announced the death of the Queen at age 96, just after 6:30pm on Thursday local time (3:30am Friday AEST). She had reigned since 1952. Among the celebrities to...

Pymble Pirate Foams At Mouth While Lecturing Mosman Barista About Merits Of Becoming A Republic

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A popular cafe in Sydney’s Lower North Shore has today been the scene of a rowdy fracas this morning, following the news that Queen Elizabeth II has passed away. Cafbean in the leafy suburb of Mosman was reportedly forced to call an ambulance after a customer began to show signs of mild hysteria, during a highly caffeinated discussion about...

Sir Joh Government Starting To Look Like A Pretty Tidy Operation Next To NSW Liberals

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Residents of New South Wales have today exacted sweet revenge for the embarrassment they endured throughout the 2022 State Of Origin series. This comes as the NSW Government finally surpasses 1980s Queensland politics for the most unbridled corruption to ever be brazenly committed in clear view of the tax-payers. In fact, in this era of email chains and subpoenaed text...

Nation’s Secretly Tender Bad Boys Break Out The Greaser Jackets In Tribute To Their First Love

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians of all ages are today mourning the first woman they were hopelessly devoted to, Olivia Newton-John. Colloquially known as 'The Neutron Bomb' in her home country of Australia, the singer/actor gained worldwide fame as the high school sweetheart Sandy in the 1978 hit movie. “Grease”. A statement released by the family confirmed that Newton-John “passed away peacefully at her...

“How’s This For Ya Offshore Wind Albo” Laughs Local Dad As He Lets One Rip In The Tinnie

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese is under fire this week from the sons and daughters of fishing and boating enthusiasts, for teaching their dads the term 'offshore wind'. This comes as the Federal Government today declared is moving ahead with renewable offshore wind generation, following passage of its Climate Change Bill through the lower house on Thursday, The legislation, which passed 89-55...

Coastie Cousin Yet To Provide A Clear Explanation As To Why He Has Giant Holes In His Ears

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As coastie cousin who only drinks 440ml cans of Woodstock and works night security at a regional airport, has today been unable to explain his most glaringly visible form of self-expression. When it comes to his personal life, Corey Nutt (27) has never been one to a follow the crowd - especially in a beach community. Namely, the fact that...

“We Should Build Heaps Of Nuclear Reactors” Says Man Whose Government Fucked Up An Online Census

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week managed to land themselves a few headlines by calling for the Albanese Government to do something they would definitely never do. Liberal leader Peter Dutton has said his party are considering a push to end Australia's ban on nuclear power, believing it could boost energy security and reduce power prices. Despite being emissions-free, nuclear...

Liberals Propose Simple Yes/No Referendum Question: “Do You Not Think Aboriginal People Should Not Be Unable To Not Be Excluded From The Constitution?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week revealed they are 'keeping an open mind' to the possibility of a referendum to alter to the Australian Constitution to include Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people. However, the Coalition will also demand the Labor Government provide more concrete details on the proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament. This follows Prime Minister...

Mark Bouris Embraces Western Sydney Roots After Stumbling On DrinkWest At Double Bay Vintage Cellars

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the housing market cools in the face of an impending recession, even the nation's property moguls are beginning to worry about their futures. As undercooked real estate agents and homeloan brokers around the country begin to google carpentry apprenticeships, it seems only the tough are ready to get going. Australian TV identity and wealth guru Mark 'The Wizard' Bouris,...

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