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Hipsters Outraged As Justin Hemmes Converts Terrifying Bikie Pub Into A Family Friendly Venue

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia's largest hospitality groups has made a move on the Diamantina Shire this week, after it was confirmed that the Drunken King Hit Hotel in Betoota Ponds has new owners. Known colloquially as 'The Kingy' - the pub has been stigmatised over the years for the...

Bloke Drinking Alone With Oakley Tan Lines Just Flew In From The Mines Not A Bad Spot Aye

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT A high-income loner currently piping into random conversations at a local beer garden has apparently flown back in from the mines, aye. This is as much info that has been offered to the regulars who have sparked interest in the jovial newcomer, whose name is apparently Dane or...

“Give Our PM A Break!” Says Boomer Who Will Die Of Neglect In Government Funded Aged Care Home

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As the Prime Minister edges closer each day to buckling under the pressures of leading a government made up of corrupt rapists, staunch supporters of lower taxes for upper-middle class property investors are coming out of the woodwork to defend him. With the roll-out of the vaccine hardly...

Report: Bit On

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in his professional career, it seems that Prime Minister Scott Morrison might have to do a bit of work. After a lifetime of bouncing between highly bureaucratic roles in government marketing bodies, property speculation bodies, and eventually Federal Politics - Scotty From Marketing hasn't...

Australia’s Dorky Bosses Currently Showing Their Edginess By Putting On A Bit Of Daft Punk

LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact In the wake of French electronic duo Daft Punk splitting up, men, women & children all over the world have lamented this great loss to music while listening to their favourite track from the band’s 28 years of releasing records. “I still can’t believe they're gone,” stated start-up CEO...

“This Damn Cancel Culture!” Says Sky News Viewer After Getting Sacked For Wanking At His Desk

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After his fourth violation of workplace code and conduct, one local Sky News viewer Joe Corbyn (58) has finally been let go from his job at a Betoota Heights accountant firm. Joe says the final straw that caused the termination of his two decades of employment is something that...

Nation Just Glad PM’s Ministers And Staffers Thought To Tell Him About This Pandemic Thing

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The fall out continues in Canberra this week, as the list of people who knew about an alleged rape of a staffer in the Defence Minister's office in 2019 grows steadily. So far, Senator Reynolds, Senator Cash, Peter Dutton MP, the Prime Minister's Chief Of Staff, the Prime...

PM Makes International Womens Day Speech: “Can’t Live With Ya, Can’t Live Without Ya Haha!”

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today spoken to a crowd of bold, independent women this morning - and emphasised three key themes throughout his address: “respect, protect and reflect.” This was while delivering his speech at Parliament House's annual International Women’s Day Breakfast - an event that...

Report: Spose It’s Time To Get Stuck Into The Panettone

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report fro inside the empty pantry has find that it might be time to get stuck into the Panettone that has been left untouched since Christmas. This comes as Australians enter that random purgatory between the silly season and the unbridled Easter marketing, where most people have...

Milk Crate With Perfect Square Cut Of Foam At Entry To Worksite Suggests Heavy Union Presence

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new low rise construction development in the growing 'Meninga Corridor' between Betoota Heights and Betoota Ponds appears to be quite a staunch union worksite, it has been confirmed. If the Aboriginal flags flying from the cranes weren't an obvious enough sign - the six other flags representing an...

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