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Censored Sydney Rappers OneFour Finally Allowed To Perform After Creating New Genre ‘Drillsong’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Federal and State governments make it clear that they have no interest in supporting any musicians or performers who aren't attached to major Christian donors and lobbyists, non-Hillsong artists across Australia are finding creative loopholes to continue plying their trade. One South Sydney pub 'The Lord Gladstone Hotel' will rename themselves "The Gladsong Hotel" this Sunday. Their...

Djokovic To Play As Federal Government Again Fails To Deliver On Big Theatrical Announcements

World No.1 Djokovic has been drawn to face fellow Serb and Davis Cup teammate Miomir Kecmanovic in round one of the Australian Open, in what appears to be a clever play by the tournament organisers who desperately needed to find a way to calm his supporters down. This news comes despite the fact that Scott Morrison and his colleagues have...

NSW Government Defends Hillsong Youth Festival: “You Can’t Catch The Virus From Dry Humping”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today come out in defence of their most supportive donors and policymakers at the Hillsong Church, after the Pentecostal Christians face backlash from the greater public. This comes as social media is littered by videos showing thousands of youth members dancing to Christian rock bands last night in Sydney, showcasing a blatant double standard between...

PM Wanders Into Blue Mountains With Jerry Can And Matches In Last Ditch Effort To Change News Cycle

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the the media flushed with embarrassing stories around Novak Djokovic, the Hillsong Church, RAT shortages and drastic fruit and vegetable supply issues in Australian supermarkets - the Prime Minister has today made moves to manipulate a more flattering news cycle. This comes as the Federal Government scrambles to find ways to cancel world number one Novak Djokovic's visa...

Worksite Radio Source Of Great Conflict Between Joe Rogan Apprentice And Richard Fidler Boss

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A residential build deep within Betoota's light industrial Flight Path District has once again hosted a cultural gridlock today, as two generations of tradesmen clash over which dulcet tones should be permeating across the worksite. The builder, 62-year-old Craig Medlyn, makes no apologies for his 40-years of fierce loyalty to ABC Radio National. If Craig had his way, Richard...

Scotty Spends $3.5B On Tanks To Distract From How He Treated Novak To Distract From RAT Shortage

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just like the glorious AUKUS photoshoot last year, Scott Morrison has once again caused himself more pain than necessary by throwing random European men under the bus to distract from his lacklustre pandemic management. This comes after the rapid antigen test shortage reached fever pitch in the Australian news cycle last week, forcing Scott Morrison to gather his marketing...

Scotty’s Beloved Private Market Still Unable To Provide $25 RAT Kits That Are Free In America

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a completely unexpected and entirely unpredictable turn of events, it seems Australia's private market have been unable to secure anymore RAT tests - despite the Prime Minister insisting it was the best option to let major retailers take control of the roll-out of price-gouged medical supplies. This comes a calls grow for the federal government to provide widespread...

Local Girl Who Is Five Cruisers Deep Fairly Certain Chick In Nightclub Line Pushed Her

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Brianna Hewitt is, unfortunately, the worst kind of drunk - an aggressive one. Unlike her friends, who usually teetered somewhere between happy drunks, sloppy drunks and occasionally, the sad drunk, Brianna would find herself itching for a fight just a few cruisers in. This can make Brianna a problematic person to go clubbing with, as her friends have...

“It’s Hard To Put This Into Words… But Every Single Day, Your Incompetence Astounds Us” Says Nation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With close to 200k new Omicron cases recorded in the last 24 hours, Australians are once again marvelling at how their Prime Minister can continue to exploit sports stars in an effort to generate some good will with the media and general public. And as usual, these efforts to distract the news cycle from his incompetence has once again...

NSW Premier Says That He’s Been Advised To Close ‘Nightclubs’ Whatever The Fuck They Are

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a backpedal that not even Jesus H Christ could have seen coming, NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today announced that he's grown about nervous about letting it rip. Elective surgeries have been postponed across the state, while dancing and 'vertical consumption' has been banned in hospitality venues. This marks a notable compromise from the NSW Government, who had previously...

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