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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In bad news for an already embattled NSW Liberal Party, The NSW state election result has followed last year's Federal Election result pretty closely - with the Labor party installed to power after 13 years. While many had presumed the Liberal-bashing that became socially acceptable under Prime Minister Morrison would continue to be a problem for Premier Perrottet -...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being named after an extremely toxic nerve agent, the nation's young blokes are eyeing off a night on the VXs while putting the possible repercussions in the back of their minds. One local Year 10 student at French Quarter State School has had his uncle put the hard word on him about respecting such...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sharehouse in Betoota's Flight Path District is still coming to terms with the unconscionable actions of their new housemate this morning, less than 12 hours after he felt the need to tell them to 'shush' on his first night in the place. 38 Capillary Drive, also known as 'The Kennel' is verging on it's 7th year of hosting...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A report has revealed the Australian postcodes where mortgage-holders are under the most financial stress to pay off their homes. It's estimated that more than 100,000 Australian households will be experiencing mortgage stress after the Reserve Bank of Australia lifted the crash rate for the ninth consecutive month. A new survey by Betoota's Western Queensland University has identified key data...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An enlightened progressive urban male has today remembered what it's like to just not give a fuck and let the good times roll. After 5 years living in a cosmopolitan French Quarter terrace house, Branxton Coightley (28) has returned home for a family dinner deep within the sprawling middle class suburbs of Betoota Heights. Branxton's inner-city-leftie rebrand has been gradual,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Honourable Member For Kennedy, Mr Bob Katter III, has offered his predictions for the 2023 NRL Season (See Headline)

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-awaited film adaption of an iconic Stephen King horror novel set in Sydney's gloomy Autumn cusp is set to hit screens in 2023. Titled 'Sydney Scaries' - the story follows the journey of several rural Queensland gays, who travel to the Harbour City to take part in their first ever Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The early chapters...

While the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras might be Christmas for plenty of people across Australia, for pearl-clutching straight people it is a personal attack. For one Betoota Heights mechanic, there doesn't seem to be a line between 'pride' and 'shamelessness' “Why do they have march on the streets? I don’t walk round with a banner that says ‘I have...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 30-something has today re-emerged from an extended social media sabbatical with a completely new way to sound smart while also avoiding any hard yakka. Ever since abruptly ending his 5-year-stint in advertising to travel South America in 2015, Betoota Grove's Travis Geist has refused to work a 9-5 job. This wasn't hard over the last couple years of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The iconic NSW town of Toronto, known as the heartland of Australian boatie culture and the birthplace of NRL icon Willie Mason, has today announced some big news. The local council, in partnership with the region's many schools and sporting clubs, have today walked out of a long-awaited community meeting with a unanimous decision to officially stop pretending to...