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Logan Maoris And Darlinghurst Gays Prepare For Once In A Lifetime Weekend Together At Splendour 2024

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two of Australia's most passionate music fanbases are set to join hands and joyfully skip through the green fields of North Byron's natural ampitheatre this winter, as the South Brisband Maoris and inner-Sydney gays finally unite as one. After several years plagued by weather events, pandemics, and a generation of youths who spent their teenage years indoors - it...

Nationals Senator Ross Cadell Makes The Politically Fatal Mistake Of Interrupting Bob Katter While He Was Making A Fairly Decent Point About The Gutless Price-Gouging Of Australia’s Supermarket Duopoly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Temperes have flared outside a Senate inquiry investigating the major supermarkets this afternoon, as the unknown Nationals senator Ross Cadell and Independent MP Bob Katter traded barbs over whether or not we should be meddling into the affairs of the corporations that our Parliament answers to. Mr Katter spoke to The Betoota Advocate about the incident moments ago. SEE HEADLINE...

Local Leapling Celebrates His 6th Birthday Like The Little Gregorian Glitch He Is

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today is February 29, which is a date you might not have really ever heard much about because it only. comes around once every 4 years. Basically, it's a leap year, which means February is one day longer and we get an extra 24 hours in the calendar year. Please try and bare with us as we explain this...

NSW Police Now Once Again Allowed To Join Mardi Gras Parade But Only In Plain Clothes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Police Force will march in Saturday’s Mardi Gras after much deliberation between the parade's organisers and a whole range of poltiicians and high-ranking cops. The decision has immediately repaired a strained relationship between the NSW police and the queer community. While they had been uninvited, NSW Police were given permission to attend this afternoon, following an agreement between...

Have You Made A Series Of Career-Defining Fuck Ups? You Should Try Playfully Quoting Taylor Swift!

JOH ROGERSON | Career Expert | CONTACT One thing a lot of people don't tell you is that upper management is no joke! Whether you're running a business, a sporting team, a church, a political party, or a state police force currently in the midst of a generationally damaging erosion of public trust. It's not easy at the top. People are living busy lives...

70-Year-Old Army Veteran And Young Melbourne Creative Bond Over Both Experiencing Trauma in Naarm

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 70-year-old military veteran and a 25-year-old Melbourne creative formed an unlikely bond last week, after discovering they both have seen some horrific things in Naarm. Denny Redgum (70), a Queensland military veteran was called up for duty once again - after being ordered to take one of his granddaughters to see Taylor Swift in Victoria. What he encountered while...

Dunkley By-Election: Libs Roll Out Howard To Win Over Gen-Z Who Were In Nappies When He Retired

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has returned to their old playbook this week during the Dunkley By-Election, with campaign strategists now preparing the red carpet for their secret weapon: Former Prime Minister John Howard, aged 84. This is a strategy that is emulated every time Australians go to the ballot, as the Liberal machine tries their very hardest to remind Australians...

Kim Beazley Hits Up Albo’s Bux Chat To See If Anyone Has A Dexies Guy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The frantic logistics surrounding the Prime Minister's upcoming bucks party continues today, as Labor Party heavyweights join the all star cast of Liberal party moderates, Australian actors and aging rock musicians that Prime Minister Albanese would want organising his last hurrah. This comes after the PM proposed to his partner Jodie Haydon last week, following a nice Italian meal...

Katter Says The Only Way To Break Up The Woolworths And Coles Duopoly Is To Increase Our Intake Of Greeks And Italians Because Your Average Australian Unfortunately Lacks Both...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coles and Woolworths have been put on notice to “do the right thing” as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signals he’d be willing to intervene to break up supermarket duopoly. This follows as catastrophic ABC 4 Corners investigation on Monday night that saw the CEOs of both supermarket giants arrogantly defending their practices. The Woolworths CEO has since announced his...

Report: The South African Accent Made It So Much Worse

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that seemed almost certain to break at some point this week, it can be confirmed that Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci is stepping down from his role. After overseeing one half of the Australian supermarket duopoly for eight and a half years, Banducci will retire in September this year. This announcement follows a binfire interview on Monday night's broadcast...

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