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Health Experts Clarify Any Moree Locals Who Frequent The Hot Pools Are Immune To Delta Variant

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Residents of Moree are on high alert after a potentially infectious visitor spent a number of days in the north-west New South Wales town last week. A pop-up testing clinic is operating at the Gateway, with cars lined up for roughly two kilometres as the locals begin second guessing their hayfever. Health authorities said a 44-year-old woman tested positive to...

PM Spares Jenny The Horror Of Asking What She Thinks About His Treatment Of Little Tharunicaa

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison household will not be steering into any conversations about anything except state of Origin and the AFP arresting bikies tonight, as it becomes clear to the Prime Minister that the rest of the Canberra news cycle might make his wife question his moral compass. The PM has been quite open in the past about how he needs...

Townsville Enjoys A Rare Break From Youth Crime As Juvenile Offenders Get Spooked By NRL Fans

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT North Queensland's soaring rates of youth crime have done little to defer both the State Government and the NRL from moving heave and earth to relocate Game I of the 2021 State Of Origin series to Townsville. Tonight's blockbuster rugby league spectacular at CountryBank stadium comes amid an escalating youth crime crisis in Townsville, with police laying 1,279 property...

Barnaby Says It Was Always Part Of His Plan That The Snow Would Kill The Mice In Rural NSW

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JUST GOTTA BE PATIENT WITH THIS SHIT: A cold snap in rural New South Wales has brought with it snow and unseasonably low temperatures, with some regions today expected to dip more than 10 degrees below the June average. The Bureau of Meteorology's says the big freeze will continue to bring more snow to the central and northern tablelands. This...

Murdoch Media Far More Interested In 48-Year-Old’s Sore Back Than Critically Ill Little Girl

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A critically ill 3-year-old Australian-born Tamil girl who has spent her entire childhood behind bars in a series of Australian immigration facilities because of a clerical error surrounding her family's bridging visa is of no interest to the public, according to the NewsCorp newspapers who have made every effort to not report on this national disgrace. Perth doctors were...

People Smugglers Defeated As Aussie-Born Toddler Develops Sepsis In Her $90m Offshore Cage

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT STRONG BORDERS! The youngest girl of the only family detained on Christmas Island has been diagnosed with sepsis, in a fatal blow for people smugglers. Tharnicaa (3) was flown to Perth yesterday for urgent treatment, after weeks of Immigration staff ignoring her pleas for medical attention. Her parents Nadesalingam and Priya had lived in the remote Queensland town of Biloela...

PM Hosts One Hour Press Conference Taking Credit For AFP Bikie Sting He Found About Yesterday

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone who thought Scotty From Marketing may have been out of his depth as a Prime Minister has today been proven wrong, because law and order is back on the front page. The disgraceful Hawaii holiday, bungled jab roll-out and his outright refusal to take responsibility for Federal quarantine centres and the aged care binfire is no longer a...

Western Culture Makes Seamless Transition Back To Everyone Being Addicted To Nicotine Again

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The anti-smoking movement has taken a real blow with the rise of these cute little pieces of colourful steel and plastic. This comes as the World Health Organization's Framework Convention on Tobacco Control is gradually undermined in all of the countries they had previously succeeded to promote nicotine cessation. In 2019, nearly 14 of every 100 U.S. adults aged 18...

Bludging Local Brickie Pulls A Dan Andrews And Refuses To Go Back To Work With Spinal Injury

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Noble Park bricklayer, Wren Hardy (27) has today been berated by his colleagues for still not being back at work 12 weeks after breaking his back in a freak accident that saw him slip down some wet stairs at home. While doctors have confirmed "there is no immediate plan for surgery" after the Victorian tradesman first fucked himself up...

Paid Leave Porter Claims Victory Over The TAB After Cashing Out On Newy To Beat Parra 13+

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over Australia's largest gambling company, Tabcorp Holdings. After withdrawing $1000 from his vast fortune that he has amassed in a lifetime of being paid exorbitant salaries by the tax-payer, the embattled Member For Pearce decided to bet on rugby league football - a sport he knows nothing about as an elitist...

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