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Turnbull Zaps Patricia Karvelas With Neuralyzer In Response To Questions About NBN Upgrades

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his daily appearance on ABC 24, former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today avoided answering any questions about why another five billion dollars has been added to the tab for his 20th century broadband network yesterday Turnbull appeared on the Afternoon Briefing with Patricia Karvelas to discuss...

Passive Aggressive Gen-Y Lets Home Schooling Coworker Know That She Can Mute Her Zoom Mic Haha

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne continues to smother the spread of coronavirus with nearly two months in hard lock down, the patience is beginning to wear off in virtual workplaces. As all those who can continue to work from home, the idea of daily meetings is a growing frustration for both those...

Dan Andrews Supporters Sadly Will Never Know How Good It Feels To Talk Shit About Dan Andrews

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Metropolitan Melbourne's 14-day case average is now 34.4 - as Victoria records only 11 new cases of coronavirus and two deaths.Today's results compare to 14 cases yesterday, and now marks the eleventh consecutive day the state has recorded a daily infections number of below 50. The positivity can be felt...

Broncos Hire Fortitude Valley Bouncers To Protect Wally Statue From Being Defaced With Spoons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT From players being stood down for fraternising with bikies outside of the COVID-bubble, to a mid-season resignation by the head coach, 2020 has not been the season for the Brisbane Broncos. Without even playing last night, the Broncos relegated to last place on the NRL ladder, after the Canterbury-Bankstown...

2020 Archibald Prize Features A Record-Breaking 52 Portraits Of Annabel Crabb As Finalists

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Inner-city cafes and regional galleries around the country are abuzz this week, as the Art Gallery Of NSW announced the finalists of $100,000 Archibald prize – which will be announced on 25 September. In its 99th year, the Archibald Prize is touted as one of the most prestigious...

Adelaide Airport Overcome With Fanfare As All The Canberra Tourists Arrive In A Cessna 152

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hundreds of nervous employees at the head of office of South Australia Tourism have breathed a sigh of relief today, as the fruits of their state's growing COVID-bubble arrived by plane. Adelaide and surrounds is now overwhelmed with tourism dollars, as the ACT and South Australian governments continue...

Publican Says He’d Be Struggling In This Pandemic If He Didn’t Have 30 Reverse ATMS Out Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota publican, Berrick Highsalt (36) says a lot of people are forgetting about the hospitality sector during these uncertain times. "I mean yeah, everyone wants to clap for the nurses, but no one is thinking about the publicans" he says. "For us, down at the...

Sydney Remembers The 2000 Olympics As The Last Time Anyone Actually Enjoyed Visiting Homebush

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today marks 20 years since Sydney put on the opening ceremony to the greatest show on earth, the 2000 Olympic Games. It was two weeks of unabridged Australian sporting glory, that saw Cathy Freeman's gold medal 400 metre victory and Ian Thorpe smashing world records like guitars.

Government Who Locks Little Girls In Cages So Dark Their Teeth Fall Out Says Don’t Be Cruel!!

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A government thats spends tens of thousands of dollars a day to not show any form of compassion to a refugee family who have been through hell and back within the Australian immigration system, has this week questioned the moral compass of the Queensland state government. Prime Minister Morrison...

Eden-Monaro Voters Just As Relieved As The State’s Koalas To Be Dodging Bullets From The Nats

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people that live within the Federal Division of Eden-Monaro say that they are now exhaling harder than ever today, after witnessing what could have been their Federal MP shit the bed yesterday morning. NSW Deputy Premier, and once Canberra hopeful, John Barilaro has hailed a "great day, great...

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