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ABC Points To Filo Cleaner On Nightshift In Ultimo Head Office As Example Of Media Diversity

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 55-year-old service worker who has never once stood in front of a camera has today been informed that she is the poster child of the ABC's commitment to a multicultural Australian media. As a night shift cleaner at the public broadcaster's head office in Sydney's inner-city enclave of...

Tinted WRX Idles In Alley Behind The Pub As Local Boys Gather To Pay Tribute To Maradona

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The world mourns the loss of one of the greatest footballers in FIFA history today, after it was confirmed that Diego Maradona has died after suffering a cardiac arrest in his home country of Argentina. While he's most famous for championing the iconic white and sky blue stripes of...

P.E Nation Prepares For A Name Change To Distance Brand From Their Founder Pete Evans

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent conspiracy theorist Pete Evans’ fall from grace continues today, as yet another corporate partner severs ties with him in the backlash caused by his decision to post a cartoon featuring a neo-Nazi symbol onto Instagram last week.. Prominent activewear brand P.E Nation has joined a growing list of...

Report: Surely The Inspired Unemployed Lads Would Be Getting A Bit Of Action?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by every single bloke sitting next to their giggling missos on the couch has found that the boys from the Inspired Unemployed are probably pulling a few roots coming into summer. Aside from the beachy good looks, the rising viral stars from South Coast NSW have...

Noosa Toffs Whingeing About Makeshift Schoolies Urged To Give The Kids A Fucking Break

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rest of Australia has come out in support of Queensland's school leavers this week, as the kids face community backlash for their attempts to celebrate the conclusion of grade 12 on a beach. The popular Sunshine Coast holiday town was closed for cleaning and safety on Monday after...

Real Estate Firm Gets Fuckloads Of Business After Plastering Town With Photos Of Their Heads

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota's premier Real Estate agencies has taken things up a notch in 2020, after a clever new promotional strategy saw them fly past their competitors as the most recognisable sales team in the property flipping game. Known around town as simply 'BDO' - the Betoota Door Openers...

Report: Pop Actually Doesn’t Know Where The Washing Machine Is Located

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT “Is it in the shed?” asks grandfather of six Bob Drummond (82) with the indifference of his attempted answers while watching The Chase. “I’ve seen it before, I know that.” Like many men his age, Drummond claims to have a superior understanding of life in ‘the...

Woodville Pizza Tell South Australia To Say Hi To Ashton Because They Just Got Punk’d!

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTAC South Australian premier Steven Marshall says he is “fuming” after it was revealed that the entire state had been pranked by a classic pizza worker Today it can be revealed that a worker with the spicy lung had lied to contact tracers about how close he had...

Munster Calls Cheese At Full Time Siren: “Meet Me In The Valley. The Show Goes On Bra”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Police Force's Riot and Public Order Squadron were put on stand by last night, following the news that the NRL's favourite bromance between Cameron Munster and Brandon Smith had reignited last night. Following a nail-biter finish by the Queensland Maroons in last night's game III decider, Cameron...

Local Mum Enters Her Red-Framed Reading Glasses Phase

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Grove woman, Meredith Markson (58) is making a big change today. Say farewell to the transition lenses, because this local mum has entered her red-frame glasses phase with a clean snap today. While this simple pivot in her choice of fashion accessories may seem...

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