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Coastal Town Busy Enough To Not Have To Bother Being Polite To Tourists

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Locals of coastal town Glumbucket Heads (Betoota’s closest coastal getaway as the crow flies) are proud to have finally won the ongoing war against the tourists that keep their town thriving. Glumbucket local businesses have confirmed that this year is the year they can make the move they have...

“Yeah And Can I Get A Small Fried Rice With That?” Asks Emerald Man Ordering Indian In Milton

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A boozy few nights in the big smoke of the Brown Snake has finished quite uniquely for one central highlands backhoe operator. With one more sleep until him and his mates head back to work, local man, Steve "Pine Cone" Burcone (31) has made an executive call.

Quiet Australian Transitions Into Elitist Leftie Snowflake After Questioning Government

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights woman, Dot Kennedy (62, netball administrator) unashamedly voted for the coalition in the 2019 election because she was sick of the whingeing. She also didn't like the idea of changing Prime Ministers for the 6th time in ten years. On top of...

Cheerful Nelligen Firey Praises Hard Work Of Brave Leader Scott Morrison, Says Daily Telegraph

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A NSW firefighter has delivered a blunt message to the Australian Prime Minister while driving to tend to a bushfire yesterday afternoon. The firefighter, who identified himself as Paul Parker from Nelligen on the state’s south coast, pulled over his fire truck to speak briefly with the media on...

Nation Just Kind Of Accepts Albo Unofficially Taking Over Prime Ministerial Duties

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, the 9th-string Labor bloke that took over the party leadership after their shock 2019 election loss is now the Prime Minister, sort of. This comes as the Leader of the Opposition decided to not go to Hawaii for 8 days in the...

Scotty From Marketing Browses Flight Centre Vanuatu Packages After Shocking Press Conference

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three months of out-of-control bushfires destroying homes, it seems that Prime Minister Scott Morrison's noticeably lacklustre crisis management skills have failed the pub test - with his leadership completley losing the confidence of the nation. Currently, It is a race against the clock to evacuate people on...

Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Group To Suss Out If He’ll Get Booed At The Sydney Test

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment over Christmas, the Prime Minister is today hosting qualitative data surveys amongst 'everyday Australians' to see if he'll be able to get away with visiting a sporting arena in the next couple months. While confident that he'd be able to pull off...

“I’m Sick Of The Government Being In My Life” Says Man Who Was Illegally Elected For 12 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who has voted on thousands of new policies in both the upper and lower Federal Houses of Parliament while being illegally elected there in he first place and taking home hundreds of thousands of tax-payer dollars a year, has said he's bloody sick of the government being in his...

Scotty From Marketing Furious That They Don’t Serve Mai Tais In The Mudgee Evacuation Centre

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison was reportedly seething with rage at a central west NSW emergency evacuation centre. Not because he has finally gotten his head around the scale of the 257 bushfires currently ravaging rural Australia. Not because his family holiday in Hawaii was cut...

2015 Falcon Ute Claims We’ve Always Had Bushfires As Big As These Ones

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia always gets bushfires this time of the year, and the fact that a landmass the size of California has been destroyed in Southern Queensland and rural New South Wales is nothing new. That's according to a photograph of an orange-gold 2015 Falcon FG X.

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