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WATCH: Pauline’s Pupils Dilate Every Time She Says ‘Ayers Rock’ Instead Of Uluru On Live TV

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the climbing ban on Uluru nears closer, conservative shock jocks and politicians are this week making the most of this post-election lull in culture wars outrage. With the Israel Folau saga taking a backseat while it untangles itself in a web of lawyers, and Tennis stat Nick Kyrgios...

“This Is My NAIDOC” Says Prime Minister During Special Appearance At Hillsong Conference

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota residents are being encouraged to participate in a range of activities this week to support the local Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander community during NAIDOC week. This year’s festivities are be taking place at Beetson Oval in the Betoota Flight Path District, under the theme of: Voice. Treaty....

“Good To Do Something Different” Says Gold Coast Hipster Drinking Craft Beer On Burleigh Hill

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a late-20s surfwear retailer based of the Gold Coast, Porl Griffith says he likes to mix it up a bit. While doing everything within his power to not make a weekend trip to Brisbane or Byron, Porl needs to stick to the narrative that 'The GC' is a...

5 Signs That Your Private-School-Educated Kid Might Be Listening To OneFour

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If your understanding of popular culture is solely based on what you hear on radio and see on TV, then you might not be aware of the most popular band in Australia right now. Often trending at #1 on YouTube worldwide, Mount Druitt rap group OneFour are currently running...

Bone Thugs Make Triumphant Return To Nightclub Dance Floors With NAIDOC Week After-Parties

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota residents are being encouraged to participate in a range of activities this week to support the local Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander community during NAIDOC week. This year’s festivities are be taking place at Beetson Oval in the Betoota Flight Path District, under the theme of: Voice. Treaty....

Private School Celebrates NAIDOC By Asking Only Murri Kid To Get Up At Assembly And Be A Murri

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota's prestigious Joan Of Arc Ladies College have today put a big black tick next to this year's NAIDOC obligations, with a rushed and awkward five minute speech at the start of their Friday assembly. Local Murri girl, Justine Case (16) has been asked by three different levels of...

Freezing Byron Kid Wonders If Head-To-Toe Cream Linen Outfit Is Appropriate For Early July

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An insta-famous Northern Rivers child is today questioning her role in mum's micro-influencer lifestyle and wellness empire. Riverina Rolly (4) has only been on earth since Hillary Clinton won the democratic primaries leading into the 2016 Presidential election, but she's already known to hundreds of thousands of people due...

PM Patiently Waits For Parliament Chaplain To Whip Out Electric Guitar Like They Do Back Home

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister is reportedly feeling quite worried this week that he won't be able to get his party's new $158 billion income tax cut package across the line, after not being afforded the right kind of divine guidance by the 'vanilla' Uniting Church chaplain at Parliament House. Mr Morrison...

Report: England Still Yet To Send Us Someone Who Has An Emma Watson Type Of British Accent

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Bureau Of Statistics has found that since colonial settlement, our nation has not taken in one English deportee or migrant who sounds like the pommys we see in the movies. With most of Bondi Junction and Byron Bay sounding that the Burgess brothers,...

Groggy Substitute Teacher Wrongly Identifies Shy And Well-Behaved Student As The Troublemaker

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local substitute teacher, Karen Alderley (61) has today wrongly identifed the class clown by glaring at a usually well behaved student. Aside from not looking like she enjoys any aspect of her career in education, Karen also appears to prioritise most of the lesson around figuring out who she...

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