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ASIO Begins Special Crackdown On Identifying Right Wing Extremists By Turning On Channel 7

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's intelligence agencies are today getting to work after Peter Dutton finally admitted that sometimes white people can be terrorists. This follows the news that the Federal cabinet's National Security Committee is due to receive an urgent briefing from ASIO and the AFP on the risk posed by right-wing...

Egg Boy Helps A Mate Move House No Dramas

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne-based national hero Egg Boy has today continued down the path of being a really great bloke by voluntarily helping a mate through one of the most painful domestic tasks there is. Moving house. Egg Boy's mate, Toddy, had to move house today after the lease ended on his...

Egg Boy Spotted Helping Lady Lift Pram Up The Stairs At The Train Station

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just when you thought he couldn't be even more a good bloke, Melbourne-based superhero Egg Boy has been spotted this morning going out of his way to help a struggling young mother get a pram up the stairs at a local train station. The young woman says countless men...

Report: Egg Boy’s Tinder Profile Sorted

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT That mad cunt who egged Senator Anning and has subsequently become a Muslim icon, looks like he won't have a hard time on Tinder when he's finally of age to use dating apps. The Australian teenager was filmed smashing an egg in the head of a far-right senator who...

The Nightwatchman Says Striking School Students Should Focus On Their Learning, Swimming

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With thousands of non-voting-age activists preparing to walk out of their classrooms to demand action on climate change tomorrow, both of the major parties are beginning to worry that they might be on the wrong side of history with this whole keep burning-coal-until-the-world-ends thing. Hundreds of school students are...

Shorten Organises Historic Meeting Between CFMEU Bosses And The Robots That Will Replace Them

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the incoming Prime Bradbury of Australia prepares for his final campaign trail as lead of the opposition, he's taken it upon himself to manage the expectations of his core supporter base. As The Coalition Government's Nightwatchman continues to get very little leather on willow in fleeting light, Shorten...

Abbott Asks Hanson If She Has Any Neo-Nazi Contacts That Might Be Able To Protect Pell Inside

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After being devastated by the news that one of his favourite Catholic figures is now facing the repercussions of raping children, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is doing everything he can to ensure Cardinal Pell remains safe over the next 3-6 years. As Australia’s best-known Catholic politician, Tony...

Cardinal Pell Sentenced To Get The Lot The Dog, Probably In Protection Too The Mutt, Fucken Dog

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Much to the dismay of Former Prime Minister John Howard, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, News Corp columnist's Andrew Bolt and Miranda Devine - Cardinal Pell has today been sentenced to six years in prison by Judge Peter Kidd in the Melbourne Country Court today. This comes after...

Byron Couple Sadly Unable To Vote Greens After New Market Stall Bumps Them Up A Tax Bracket

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After several trials and errors with business start ups over the last few years, Byron locals Magnolia Smithers and Banjo Clementè have finally become what they always claimed to hate. The new 'BEE YOU' line of non-edible honey products appears to have found way more momentum than they...

Local Vegan Completely Unaware Her Domestic Companion Is Now On A Six-Possum Kill Streak

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ever since she was traumatised during a primary school excursion to the Darling Downs, local West End resident, Cara Boutstuff (29) has dedicated her entire life to protecting animals. She's one of those vegans that is so strict in her beliefs that she doesn't even eat food products...

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