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Brisbane River Returns To Its Natural Colour Just One Week After The City Elects 3 Greens MPs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Over the weekend, the Australian Electoral Commission confirmed Brisbane's 3rd Greens candidate had been elected into Parliament, as the fall-out from the unexpected 'Greensland' phenomena continues to baffle both the Liberal Party and Labor. The Division of Brisbane will become the fourth Greens seat in the 47th parliament, alongside the neighbouring Queensland electorates of Griffith and Ryan. Absent votes counted...

Peter Dutton Pops By Barnaby Joyce’s Office To Wish Him Best Of Luck For The Leadership Spill

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Both the Nationals and the Liberals are today meeting in Canberra to decide the leadership of each party, as the Coalition begins preparing to for their long 3-year march to winning back government from the Mad Left. Peter Dutton is the only Liberal MP to announce they will challenge for the party leadership, which many political analysts would say...

Dan Repacholi MP Refuses To Apologise For Saying Dutton’s Head Looks Like A Kicked-In Biccie Tin

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what many political analysts have described as 'not digging up' - former Queensland highway cop turned Immigration Minister turned the guy that knifed Malcolm Turnbull and destroyed the Coalition's support in the blue-ribbon seats, Peter Dutton is somehow the sole candidate for leadership of the embattled Liberal Party. This comes after the Morrison government was annihilated with a...

Head Of Media For The Greens Still Spewing They Went With ‘Greenslide’ Instead Of ‘Bandtwagon’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Greens rapidly pivot into a force to be reckoned with in Parliament House, it seems that party is in dire need of polishing up their usage of puns and lingo - like the other major parties. Never one for descending into kitsch or bogan messaging, the Greens are now accutely aware that things need to change...

Teal Voter Now Regretting Her Decision As Liberals Replace Morrison With A Refreshing Moderate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg today concedes defeat to an Independent teal challenger in Kooyong, the Liberal Party has officially lost their next cab in the rank for leadership. Liberals are preparing for a leadership change to Peter Dutton, after several NewsCorp commentators explained to them that Scott Morrison’s loss of heartland blue-ribbon seats was a result of not...

Report: Let The Backstabbing Begin!

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese has been sworn in as Australia's 31st prime minister, with the Labor taking control of the Federal Government takes power after almost a decade of Abbott, Turnbull and Morrison. And with that, Australians are preparing themselves to once again witness an overly excited Labor Party implode to the ambitions of factional wreckers who think that just about...

Tasmanians Actually Quite Relieved To Not Have To See Another Fucken Politician For Three Years

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Federal Elections comes to a close, locals to the southern island confirm they are looking forward to being forgotten about again for the next 3 years. Just like their wildlife, Tasmania as human settled is quite unique when compared to the mainland. With a range of unique issues - including a housing crisis, 11% youth unemployment, and...

Bloke Who Wanted Australians To Drain Super To Buy Homes Now Quite Unprepared For Own Retirement

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Independent Zoe Daniel has claimed victory in the once safest blue ribbon seat of Goldstein, the first time a non-Liberal MP has been elected to represent the electorate. Ms Daniel is one of several so-called "teal" independents who received funding from major climate change advocates, as well as thousands of individual donars. Incumbent MP Tim Wilson is still refusing to...

Albanese Makes Himself At Home By Replacing Front Lawn At Kirribilli With Concrete Slab And Marble Lions

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation has this week elected their first ethnic Prime Minister in the shape of Anthony Albanese MP, an Italian-Australian from the Sydney flight path suburb of Marrickville. Albanese claimed victory on Saturday, with the remaining vote count indicating he just may achieve the 76 seats required to form a majority government. Ironically, this now means that the former houso...

Report: How Fucking Embarrassing For All Of You

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's 'traditional media' heavyweights have woken up this morning feeling more irrelevant than ever before, after realising they have absolutely zero influence over the Australian public, and even less insight into their actual lives. This follows the news that their beloved puppet Scott Morrison has been forced to concede at the 2022 Federal Election It is not yet known...

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