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Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks!

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his first Federal Budget as the Australian Treasurer, Jim Chalmers MP has made one thing clear. Australia's working poor and two-income, lower-middle-class families will not see a rise in JobSeeker payments or their wages. The Treasurer has stated clearly in the budget that "Many indebted households will be more significantly impacted … Low-income households will be more heavily...

Report: Severity Of Flight Turbulence Directly Linked To How Hungover You Are

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Qantas has found that turbulence is far less likely on a flight if you are feeling fresh and hydrated. It also found that having a hangover increases the likelihood turbulence by 2% for every schooner you had on an empty tummy the night before The new study, which was commissioned by QANTAS CEO Alan Joyce to...

UK Prime Minister Liz Truss Pulls A Mal Meninga

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liz Truss will become the shortest-serving prime minister in Britain's history after simply pulling a runner from her new duties before they even really began.While Liz Truss is not directly responsible for the death of Queen Elizabeth, there are many Brits who will never forgive the Tory party for allowing their beloved Monarch’s funeral to be hijacked by...

Brisbane Pub Owners Concerned Over Growing Trend Of Dads Getting Their Queenslanders Raised

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you've ever been to Brisbane and wondered to yourself 'where the fuck are all the pubs?' - don't worry, you aren't imagining things. The entire concept of a 'local watering hole' was almost demolished in the late 1980s, after the State Government brought in laws that only gave bottle shop licenses to existing licensed venues. Overnight, the Woolworths...

Overwhelmed Local Woman Could Use Another One Of Those Snap Lockdowns

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Keeley James (29) never thought she'd see the day where she missed being incarcerated in her home under public health orders Almost a year since the last Queenslander snap lockdown, the Betoota Heights-based retail worker is now back in the swing of things. This means she's being abused by customers, has a calendar jam packed with weddings, and lives her...

Friendly Courier Has No Idea That He’s Become The Scapegoat For Office Toilet Skid Marks

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A betrayal of the highest order has taken place in Betoota’s Old City District as an entire office comes together to blame the mess in the bathrooms on their most friendly courier.  Known for delivering packages and smiles, An Hanh (68) is a beloved courier who services the delivery needs of Old City District PR firm Souls Aren’t Us.  In...

Report: Mate Just Go The Works I Reckon

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by everyone in your local takeaway shop, and everyone waiting back at home, reckons that you will definitely not regret shelling out an extra 3 bucks for the works. This nearly universal sentiment comes after centuries of trial and error found that, unless you're a vego, or you're fasting ahead of a blood test, or you're...

Gina Rinehart Responds To Concerns Raised By Australian Netballers: “Shut Up And Dance, Servants”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia will not be turning its back on a multi-million dollar sponsorship lifeline from Gina Rinehart's Hancock Prospecting - despite the very clear concerns that the players have with this kind of whoring from the board members. For nearly a decade, the mining billionaire heiress has financially supported international Australian sporting teams and the Olympians, which is probably...

Scotty Gets First Corporate Speaking Gig Opening For Willie Mason At Revesby Honda Dealership AGM

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today ended the speculation on what the fuck he plans to with himself career-wise, after nuking the Liberal Party's chances of ever regaining government for the next twenty years at the 2022 Federal Election. It seems Scotty may not be that satisfied with his initial plans to just simply be a backbencher...

Forgotten Victims Of La Niña: Bricklayers Wives Say Sex Life Suffering After Months Of Rain Days

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As river towns and beach suburbs across Australia are busy sandbagging and battening doors, it looks as if the nation's south-east will be experiencing unprecedented rainfall over the next few months. Meteorologists are protecting eight weeks straight of heavy rainfall from Adelaide to Melbourne. Meanwhile Sydney City has recorded it's wettest year in history - and it's only October. La...

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