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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in a decade, the Governor-General of Australia will not be a former member of the Australian military top brass. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today made the extremely soft cock decision to appoint a new Governor-General who has not even completed basic weapons training, let alone fire a gun at someone. Samantha Mostyn will be Australia's...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the politicians and music industry continue to rack their brains as to why Splendour In The Grass 2024 was cancelled after 20 years of roaring popularity, Young Australians tried their very best to have fun over the weekend. With a cost-of-living crisis and ailing economy converging into a pandemic hangover, the kids really can’t be able to afford...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Good coffee rural has finally arrived in the rural Queensland town of Yawannagokunt – a remote and stoic community of roughly 8,000 people according to the census. This is a big thing for a town that had previously survived off schooner-sized take-away cups made by an elderly woman named Dot who would occasionally substitute in a couple teaspoons of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota City Worker has suddenly registered that tonight, of all nights, has the potential to be the loosest of the year. 27-year-old Jai Deeran isn't in a committed relationship, and he doesn't have any of those weird hobbies that require him to hang out with strangers over a weekend. Also, it's Easter. Which means that Australians are required to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Splendour in the Grass 2024 was officially cancelled by the event's organisers yesterday afternoon - in an announcement that paints a grim picture for the future of Australian music. While a lack of ticket sales are assumed to be the deciding factor behind the cancellation, there is an undeniable list of factors that could be the cause for anticlimactic...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Spotify user with an exceptionally niche taste in copyright-violating remixes has expressed a longing for the simpler days of converting YouTube videos to MP3 files all within his phone. David Alan (25), a self-proclaimed connoisseur of obscure hip hop remixes that skirt the boundaries of copyright law has long prided himself on his ability to unearth musical gems...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Premier Steven Miles is now realising very quickly that the Greens take-over of inner-Brisbane now means it will be nigh on impossible to build any decent public sporting facilities north of the Moorooka Mad Mile. This comes after the NIMBY anti-Olympics movement stamped their feet right through a local council election that nearly delivered a Greens mayor. While...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today Show newsreader and entertainment reporter, Brooke Boney has announced she will be leaving the top-rated Australian TV breakfast program in August to chase her dreams of higher learning abroad. Boney was all smiles during the announcement, saying it was a "really difficult decision" but at the end of the day it was a lifelong dream she wanted to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nightmare that has become the construction of Brisbane's new casino just got much, much messier. Aside from major subcontractors going broke midway through the development, and the project dragging out years longer than expected, it seems that the Queens Wharf Casino will now also have to contend with the Queensland Government being massive pussies. With scaffolders and steelfixers owed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has sent the ALP into damage control, US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has greatly insulted Australian ambassador to the US Kevin Rudd with the type of vitriolic slurs that would really, really upset him. Mr Trump, who is the Republican Party's presumptive nominee for second run at Presidency in the 2024 election., was asked about the...