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Jeez These Big Strongmen Love A Backflip Don’t They

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump has this week followed the lead of Australia's Federal Opposition Leader, Peter Dutton MP, by back flipping on political position that he had previously refused to negotiate. Unlike the strongmen leaders of history that both Trump and Dutton are trying to emulate with their populist right-wing politics, it seems that neither of them have the mettle to...

PM Tells Australia To Vote For Him Again Because After 3 Grim Years He’s Gonna Start Doing Stuff

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the Liberal Party is being skewered by voters and journalists over their lack of pre-election policies, Labor campaigning on the fact that they need to stay in power in order to do all the things they've been thinking about doing. Prime Minister Albanese has not been able to explain why it feels like he hasn't done anything since...

US Trade Chief Says Australia Deserves Tariffs For Refusing To Eat Their Drugged Up Mutant Livestock

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Trump's key trade chief has defended the 10 per cent tariff on Australia, and says it will remain in place regardless of a free trade agreement because Australia has banned US beef and pork from their shores. Despite fighting alongside one another as allies in two world wars, Korea, Vietnam, and whatever other Middle Eastern conflict they've...

Bob Katter Says In The Event Of A Hung Parliament I Will Support Whichever Party Promises To Ban Those Dating Shows That All The Sheilahs In My Office Go...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2025 election looking like it could end in a hung parliament, there has been lots of commentary surrounding the role of Independents in deciding which major party will lead our country. One of the most long-standing Independents in Parliament, the Honourable Bob Katter III has today released a short statement regarding the decision he may have to...

Temu Trump Cracks Open The Emergency Dog Whistle Kit As His Election Campaign Starts Falling Flat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a nightmare first two weeks of the 2025 Federal Election campaign, the Liberal Party is now in a panic. Both the Coalition powerbrokers and their friends in the media had assumed that Peter Dutton would thrive in the lead up to voting day. However, it seems that the Opposition Leader struggles when he can't find an appropriate minority...

Liberals Beg Scotty From Marketing To Come Out Of Retirement And Save Their 2025 Election Campaign

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the last 3 years they have spent in Opposition, the Liberals have worked tirelessly to deodorise themselves from the stench of Scotty From Marketing. It seemed like a smart thing to do after a landslide election loss, but was it the right thing to do? The new leader, Peter Dutton, had attempted to rebrand the party as right-wing bastion...

Report: We Really Should’ve Had A Full Episode Dedicated To This Bender

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HBO's third season of White Lotus has once again left global audiences with longing for more hedonism and recklessness from the TV series deranged protagonists. Without revealing any spoilers from this week, or last week, it goes without saying, that we all deserved to see what happened on that Rockwell and Goggins bender. Two obviously troubled middle-aged American men, with...

“Wait, So We Are Now Campaigning Exclusively On Nuclear Power?” Asks Increasingly Nervous Taylor

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition's Shadow Treasurer has today once again found out about his own party's policies via the media. Angus 'Tay-Tay' Taylor MP was enjoying his daily breakfast of coco pops granola and vanilla yoghurt when he heard the Sky News update about his leader Peter Dutton's decision to backflip on two of their three policies. "WHAT!?" gasped Tay...

“Fuck You Are Not Making This Easy, Peter” Says Rupert Murdoch

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The US-based owner of over 70% of Australia's media market has today aired his frustrations with the Leader Of The Opposition. NewsCorp's 94-year-old billionaire owner, Rupert Murdoch, says it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell Australians that the Liberal Party is the better option. This comes as Peter Dutton backflips on his pre-election policy to force more public servants to...

Dutton Expands His Voter Base By Talking To A Room Full Of Baby Boomer Landlords At Sky News Event

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The chorus of Australian media commentators are right. Peter Dutton should not be underestimated. He's pragmatic. He's impressive. He casts a wide net. He's far more electable than those bitter moderates like Malcolm Turnbull would think. The Liberals are playing chess while the rest of Australia's political establishment are playing checkers. And his critics do not appreciate the fact that Peter...

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