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LOUIS BURKE | Editor | CONTACT Catholic and other mildly-less-scandalous denominations across the country are reportedly retraining physical education staff to teach drama, as the private school system faces an worrying shortage of fabulous thespians. Australia’s religious schools have experienced a sudden and unexpected shortage of decent drama teachers in a phenomenon they believe may be linked to God, the current government or both. Following the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a rare example of a win for the good guys, local sports marketing professional, Leon Kingi has made it clear that he will not be pushed around by steroid-abusing rent-a-cops. The 31-year-old father of three has since become somewhat of a local hero after a night out at the infamous Saturn's Casino, in Betoota's Roma Hills. What started as...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local master of ceremonies Keiran Bruny (44) has today attempted to mislead 100 funeral attendees into thinking that he was close mates with a recently deceased local bank teller, Bruce Hinchman (96). Despite their 52-year age gap and the fact that no one in Bruce's family knew who Keiran was until they were introduced to him at a...

LOUIS BURKE | Cadet | CONTACT Social media user Ellen McConnie (26) is satisfied with the performance of her latest photo upload which has currently received 56 reactions including one ‘love react’ from her boyfriend who has since revealed it took the photo after a infuriating number of attempts. Boyfriend of three years Mark Simpson (30) was seen taking photos of his girlfriend at a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Brisbane girls, Kelly, Kylie, Kiralee and Kyra (all 25) say they are really excited to experience a bit of Australiasian-German culture. The four girlfriends are just a few of the 40,000 people celebrating all things German at the Brisbane Showgrounds this month, as Oktoberfest celebrations get underway. The iconic cultural festival, which feels like it could have been going...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today backed the Queensland State Government's plans to allow the powerful stain removal multinational Napisan Vanish to use the sickly acres of the Great Barrier Reef's bleached white coral as a billboard. Mr Morrison defended Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk's acceptance of the soap empire's submission, calling it a "no-brainer". "This is one of the biggest laundry...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today been left with a bitter taste in his mouth, after his confidante, 2GB shock jock Alan Jones refused to cooperate with his pleas to use the Sydney Opera House as a billboard to highlight the shocking overrepresentation of his mob. "Come on, cuz" said the newly-appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs. "I'm...

One of the country’s last respected financial figures has finally spoken out today, with fresh advice on how to keep your money safe, following the Royal Commission into the Banking Sector. Scott Pape, the cult hero, financial advisor and author of the best selling and wildly successful Barefoot Investor has issued some interesting directions on how to avoid falling prey...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Harbour City of Sydney has today tried their very best to assure the country that it has a bit of culture, stil. The largest city in the country is the focus of the latest battle in the culture wars this week, with debate raging over whether the iconic Sydney Opera House should be promoting the 13 million dollar...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The gambling-sponsored state of NSW is currently undergoing fierce debates over controversial plans to use Australia’s most iconic piece of architectural ingenuity as a “billboard” for a car that one of Alan Jones' old footy mates is trying to flog off before the end of the year. Tens of thousands of people are now petitioning to block a plan...