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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today been left with a bitter taste in his mouth, after his confidante, 2GB shock jock Alan Jones refused to cooperate with his pleas to use the Sydney Opera House as a billboard to highlight the shocking overrepresentation of his mob. "Come on, cuz" said the newly-appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs. "I'm...

One of the country’s last respected financial figures has finally spoken out today, with fresh advice on how to keep your money safe, following the Royal Commission into the Banking Sector. Scott Pape, the cult hero, financial advisor and author of the best selling and wildly successful Barefoot Investor has issued some interesting directions on how to avoid falling prey...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Harbour City of Sydney has today tried their very best to assure the country that it has a bit of culture, stil. The largest city in the country is the focus of the latest battle in the culture wars this week, with debate raging over whether the iconic Sydney Opera House should be promoting the 13 million dollar...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The gambling-sponsored state of NSW is currently undergoing fierce debates over controversial plans to use Australia’s most iconic piece of architectural ingenuity as a “billboard” for a car that one of Alan Jones' old footy mates is trying to flog off before the end of the year. Tens of thousands of people are now petitioning to block a plan...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Against Rupert Murdoch’s better judgement, the public is learning more about Prime Minister Scott Morrison who recently stated he is a vegetarian while enjoying a chicken parmigiana at Cronulla RSL Memorial Club. Having dinner with his family at the Sutherland Shire club, Morrison invited the press along so they could get to know the real him and maybe have...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Fashion photographer Ian Brettoner (32) may have travelled the world for his craft, but no matter which corner of the globe he visits he is unable to shake the creepy vibe he exudes simply by being a straight fashion photographer. With an Instagram following of over 400 thousand and a portfolio that includes photos of Elle McPherson, Gigi Hadid...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local self-confessed 'jeans guy' has today unveiled his disgustingly pale legs, after deciding it is now warm enough to wear shorts. After deciding on a nice pair of khaki knee-lengths, local sports analyst Keiran Gertrude (31) went down to the pub for a couple of Friday arvo lagers. However, unfortunately for the regulars at the Lord Kidman Hotel, Kizza...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With rain battering down from Noosa to Bega, grub bosses across the country have been informed that due to the wet steel, there will in fact be no deal. This is of course in accordance with both federal and state labor laws that address the hazard posed to workers by falling rain, as well as rain that accumulates to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local man, Toby Kovacs has raised the suspicions of his girlfriend this week. The local boyfriend and engineer from Betoota Heights has done so after strangely developing a keen interest in the Bachelor finale tonight. This comes after at least a month of complaining about having to watch the popular reality tv show. It can be revealed exclusively by The...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Gwen Harmison has never been one to shy away from her achievements. Whether they be academic, career or extra-curricular, Harmison has always been proud of her accolades. So that’s why the solicitor from Betoota’s French Quarter, although she may not openly admit it still rolls out her ‘Tough Mudder 2019’ competitors t shirt whenever she can. Speaking to The Advocate...