Funeral Celebrant Acting Like They Were Mates
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A local master of ceremonies Keiran Bruny (44) has today attempted to mislead 100 funeral attendees into thinking that he was close mates with a recently deceased local bank teller, Bruce Hinchman (96).
Despite their 52-year age gap and the fact that no one in Bruce's family knew who Keiran was until they were introduced to him at a...
Boyfriend ‘Love’ Reacts Photo Of Girlfriend That She Made Him Retake Well Over 50 Times
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Social media user Ellen McConnie (26) is satisfied with the performance of her latest photo upload which has currently received 56 reactions including one ‘love react’ from her boyfriend who has since revealed it took the photo after a infuriating number of attempts.
Boyfriend of three years Mark Simpson (30) was seen taking photos of his girlfriend at a...
Brisbane Oktoberfest: 40,000 People Embrace Opportunity To Get Pissed In A Massive Tent
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Local Brisbane girls, Kelly, Kylie, Kiralee and Kyra (all 25) say they are really excited to experience a bit of Australiasian-German culture.
The four girlfriends are just a few of the 40,000 people celebrating all things German at the Brisbane Showgrounds this month, as Oktoberfest celebrations get underway.
The iconic cultural festival, which feels like it could have been going...
Prime Minister Morrison Proposes Using Great Barrier Reef As Giant Billboard For Napisan
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today backed the Queensland State Government's plans to allow the powerful stain removal multinational Napisan Vanish to use the sickly acres of the Great Barrier Reef's bleached white coral as a billboard.
Mr Morrison defended Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk's acceptance of the soap empire's submission, calling it a "no-brainer".
"This is one of the biggest laundry...
“No Uncle Tony, We Can’t Project Indigenous Incarceration Stats On The Opera House” Says Jones
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today been left with a bitter taste in his mouth, after his confidante, 2GB shock jock Alan Jones refused to cooperate with his pleas to use the Sydney Opera House as a billboard to highlight the shocking overrepresentation of his mob.
"Come on, cuz" said the newly-appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs.
"I'm...
Barefoot Recommends Keeping Savings In Buried Biccie Tin Following Banking Royal Commission
One of the country’s last respected financial figures has finally spoken out today, with fresh advice on how to keep your money safe, following the Royal Commission into the Banking Sector.
Scott Pape, the cult hero, financial advisor and author of the best selling and wildly successful Barefoot Investor has issued some interesting directions on how to avoid falling prey...
Awww: Sydney Trying To Act Like They Are Above Putting Billboards On Landmarks
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The Harbour City of Sydney has today tried their very best to assure the country that it has a bit of culture, stil.
The largest city in the country is the focus of the latest battle in the culture wars this week, with debate raging over whether the iconic Sydney Opera House should be promoting the 13 million dollar...
Alan Jones Bullies Opera House Into Promoting His Mate’s Gumtree Ad For A 2008 Landcruiser
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The gambling-sponsored state of NSW is currently undergoing fierce debates over controversial plans to use Australia’s most iconic piece of architectural ingenuity as a “billboard” for a car that one of Alan Jones' old footy mates is trying to flog off before the end of the year.
Tens of thousands of people are now petitioning to block a plan...
“I’m A Vegetarian” States Morrison Halfway Through A Chicken Parma
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Against Rupert Murdoch’s better judgement, the public is learning more about Prime Minister Scott Morrison who recently stated he is a vegetarian while enjoying a chicken parmigiana at Cronulla RSL Memorial Club.
Having dinner with his family at the Sutherland Shire club, Morrison invited the press along so they could get to know the real him and maybe have...
Non-Gay Fashion Photographer A Creep By Default
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Fashion photographer Ian Brettoner (32) may have travelled the world for his craft, but no matter which corner of the globe he visits he is unable to shake the creepy vibe he exudes simply by being a straight fashion photographer.
With an Instagram following of over 400 thousand and a portfolio that includes photos of Elle McPherson, Gigi Hadid...