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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just two months into his unexpected promotion to Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison MP has today revealed just how relatable and average he is. After being spotted playing football in full length cargo pants, posting a dorky video of Question Time with a Fatman Scoop soundtrack, and wearing a Hurley surfwear cap to just about every single press...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Shawn Nguyen, like many others around the nation, is finally coming to terms with the truth today. Once again the warmer weather has rolled around, and once again the accountant from the Flightpath District has been left ruing his lack of a health regime. Nguyen confirmed to us this afternoon, that the only chance he has of getting his rig...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland's Pro-Lifers are still seething after the state passed legislation yesterday legalising abortion. The self-appointed guardians of the bodies of the state's 2.5 million women, took to the streets yesterday to protest the changes to the 19th-century laws, in a heartwarming display of their compassion for human life. In one of the state's biggest legislative reforms, the laws passed by...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan have touched down in Dubbo for the second day of their first royal overseas tour. It's a joyous time for the regional epicentre of central-west New South Wales, however, the visible excitement has got a lot of people worried that the locals will go over the top...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the government being forced to release a new report on global warming provided a grim view on the world’s future, the ABC has made a point of including a climate change skeptic on their panel for tonight's episode Q&A. The report, which states that the world stands on the brink of failure when it comes to holding climate...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a week to go until the Wentworth byelection, the main candidates, as in the less laughable candidates, as in the Liberal candidate and an Independent candidate that everyone recognises from TV, are neck and neck in the polls. Some analysts say that by ousting Prime Minister Turnbull, who had a stranglehold on what should be the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a full 12 months after the nation legalised gay marriage and it was assumed that the idea of discriminating against people on their basis of their sexual orientation was a thing of the past, the Liberal Party's far-right faction's existential crisis is continuing to make life hard for Prime Minister Morrison. As of late last week, the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Heart beating out of chest, tingling over taking body, head spinning out of control – right about now Pippa Smith is thinking that the large long black she ordered was the worst thing imaginable for her post weekend anxiety. “fuuuuccckkk” she thought to herself as she strapped into the anxiety express. “I’m so scat today, coffee was definitely a bad...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a staunch advocate for good times, Brisbane man Moreton Birkdale (27) says he doesn't regret much in his life. The bayside-based car detailer can proudly say he's never really wished for the chance to do things over. That was until he realised that the Queensland State Government and the entire Brisbane hospitality sector had a record of every single...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the bleakness of another weekend coming to a conclusion, paired with the average weather, the only thing making a last minute grocery run seem worth it are the nostalgic bangers coming out of the supermarket sound system. Weaving between some Dido, Justified-era Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado, the light early-2000s playlist comes as a surprising fix for the...