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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Thousands of elite inner-city creatives are glued to their TVs this week, as they momentarily suspend their post-me-too mantra of #BelieveAllWomen and cheer on their thespian icon Geoffrey Rush as he goes to court against the newspapers that suggested he might be a creep. The Oscar-winner is suing Nationwide News and journalist Jonathan Moran over stories published late last...

A local shopper has used questionable logic today to justify her latest splurge on the credit card. Rolling through Betoota David Jones a few hours ago seemingly without a care in the world, Hannah Holsworth decided to treat herself. After a long week at the small bespoke marketing firm she calls her place of employment, Holsworth decided a new pair of...

A local 18-year-old has reached new heights in the Halloween costume department tonight after somehow making the much beloved animal, the horse, into something slutty. Holy Burke showed up to her friend’s house party sporting not much other than some hair extensions and cardboard hooves, which, as you’d expect, caught the eye of nearly every party guest. One of our reporters...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As students around right around the country, except Queensland, sit down to begin their Higher School Certificate - family life couldn't be more tense in the households of nearly-graduated young men and women. This year, things are different because the world is dying and these exams mean nothing because we're all going to die in a few years anyway. But...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just two months into his unexpected promotion to Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison MP has today revealed just how relatable and average he is. After being spotted playing football in full length cargo pants, posting a dorky video of Question Time with a Fatman Scoop soundtrack, and wearing a Hurley surfwear cap to just about every single press...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Shawn Nguyen, like many others around the nation, is finally coming to terms with the truth today. Once again the warmer weather has rolled around, and once again the accountant from the Flightpath District has been left ruing his lack of a health regime. Nguyen confirmed to us this afternoon, that the only chance he has of getting his rig...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland's Pro-Lifers are still seething after the state passed legislation yesterday legalising abortion. The self-appointed guardians of the bodies of the state's 2.5 million women, took to the streets yesterday to protest the changes to the 19th-century laws, in a heartwarming display of their compassion for human life. In one of the state's biggest legislative reforms, the laws passed by...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan have touched down in Dubbo for the second day of their first royal overseas tour. It's a joyous time for the regional epicentre of central-west New South Wales, however, the visible excitement has got a lot of people worried that the locals will go over the top...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the government being forced to release a new report on global warming provided a grim view on the world’s future, the ABC has made a point of including a climate change skeptic on their panel for tonight's episode Q&A. The report, which states that the world stands on the brink of failure when it comes to holding climate...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a week to go until the Wentworth byelection, the main candidates, as in the less laughable candidates, as in the Liberal candidate and an Independent candidate that everyone recognises from TV, are neck and neck in the polls. Some analysts say that by ousting Prime Minister Turnbull, who had a stranglehold on what should be the...