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Following the government being forced to release a new report on global warming provided a grim view on the world’s future, the ABC has made a point of including a climate change skeptic on their panel for tonight’s episode Q&A.

The report, which states that the world stands on the brink of failure when it comes to holding climate change to moderate levels and that there is only a decade to try and cut emissions.

However, the Morrison government has taken offence at the proposed scenarios for keeping global warming to 1.5C, which would involve cutting the use of coal-powered electricity to practically nothing by 2050.

Fearing accusations of left-wing bias that seems to be putting their funding and the employment of their journalists at risk, the ABC has decided to find a guest panelist who feels up to the job of disputing the findings of ninety-one authors and review editors from 40 countries that prepared the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) report.

The world has already warmed by about 1C above pre-industrial levels and is likely to reach 1.5C between 2030 and 2052 if it continues to increase at the current rate, but if you ask tonight’s guest, FuccLeftieCucks666, it’s a load of shit.

FuccLeftieCucks666 (29), a self-declared incel and climate skeptic, says that IPCC is just liberal hysteria and fuck liberals.

The report is groundbreaking in that it looks at the impacts of keeping global warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius, compared to 2C – but their is currently a man, with no scientific background, who disagrees with this report on national television, so we should listen to him.

 

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