Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a horror final sitting week in Parliament House, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has been unable to stop himself from engaging in unseen levels of political pettiness during his final address to the house. Many colleagues at hoped that Scotty might take the high road, after losing three of his most integral cabinet Ministers in the space of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the space of 24 hours, the Liberal Party has lost three of their most senior Cabinet Ministers, which is exactly the opposite of what Scotty From Marketing needs three months out from Australians heading to the ballot. Moments ago, The PM told parliament that Education Minister Alan Tudge has stood aside from the ministry after a former Liberal staffer made...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events, one of the most malignant Fortunate Sons within the Morrison Government has decided to actually make a logical decision - for the first time since his career was ruined 6 months ago. Christian Porter MP has revealed he will quit politics at the next federal election, claiming that he wants to spend...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country has breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning after confirmation came through that our politicians have taken the Jenkins report in and are going to be better. Concerns that the report will generate a few headlines before being chucked in the back cupboard have been eased after a Liberal Party Senator allegedly made dog noises...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With news breaking that a staggering one out of three parliament staff members has experienced harassment, those who have been victimised by the misogynistic, toxic workplace culture are quickly coming forward, before anti trolling laws stop them from having a voice. This comes as no surprise to anyone, considering parliament has a checkered history of ignoring victims’ claims of...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation grapples with the social and economic fall out of the spicy cough and a raft of other minor issues, the Government has made sure to keep working on the big stuff. With little to no clarity around how our economy is going to move forward in regards to Net Zero 2050 or how countless people...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The first Prime Minister who was able to make Australians value the existence of the once pointless concept of state governments, has today criticised premiers for their efforts to clean up after him. Australia has 6 state parliaments. It also has 2 territory parliaments known as legislative assemblies. These parliaments are located in Australia's 8 capital cities. Once upon a time, state and territory...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Coalition Government stares down another collapse in leadership, the Federal Opposition has today made a bold play at winning over the swinging inner-city moderate Liberal voters. With both the Liberal Party and the National Party at each others throats about this Net Zero thing they apparently agreed upon so that Scotty could look like a future-focused world...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today shocked the nation by appearing to display a bit of hypocrisy on a political issue. After spending the last 12 months fighting tooth and nail to prevent anyone from investigating the behaviour of the man who was the highest-ranking law officer in the land, the Government has today revealed that the ABC can't hide...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's Head of Marketing has fronted the cameras this morning, to continue his naughty habit of telling fibs. After rounding out last week claiming to have never told a lie in public office, Scott Morrison has appeared this morning telling The Advocate that he's fairly under the weather this morning. "Yeah, stayed up all night watching the...