The nation’s Head of Marketing has fronted the cameras this morning, to continue his naughty habit of telling fibs.

After rounding out last week claiming to have never told a lie in public office, Scott Morrison has appeared this morning telling The Advocate that he’s fairly under the weather this morning.

“Yeah, stayed up all night watching the cricket haha,” laughed Scotty, pretending to wipe the sleep out of his eyes.

“Bloody wouldn’t have missed that for the world!”

“Lucky Glasgow wasn’t on at the same time, am I right!”

The comments come as the Prime Minister continues to pretend to like sports other than Rugby Union, trying to act as if he was watching the T20 World Cup final last night.

The game tipped off at 1am yesterday morning with Australia taking on the Kiwis in what turned out to be a cracking match.

Dave Warner and Mitch Marsh starred with the bat, with the younger Marsh brother smacking the Kiwis around the oval with an unbeaten 77.

That national success, which Morrison was informed about this morning by his Bloke Advisor was apparently something the Prime Minister wanted to latch onto.

“I always knew Davey Warner was good for it,” laughed the Prime Minister who told bushfire victims to cheer on our cricketers during the devastating summer a couple of years ago.

“Everyone was saying he wasn’t up to it, but let me tell you I knew the whole time that he’d come good,” explained the PM about the Player of the Tournament.


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